I will start to genuinely worship KeK as my lord if this post achieves repeating numbers at the end of the post number. Praise be if he is indeed the Chaos God that will bless us with his presence on the 23rd of September.
I will start to genuinely worship KeK as my lord if this post achieves repeating numbers at the end of the post number...
Daniel Peterson
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Ayden Morris
I guess KeK is not real...
Josiah Ward
lol, young tadpole, Kek bless people who have righteous and chaotic case
Jacob Thompson
It may be true that I am but a tadpole that has only left his pod and is indistinguishable from all the others swimming within the swarm but my heart is comfortable where it sits and I take that as a sign of weakness. The hearts of men need a good beating from time to time and a third world war brought on by lord KeK would be the perfect event. Praise be to the green one.
Isaac Hill
It seems like KeK shall not bless us with his presence tonight... How sad.
Ryan Reed
dont doubt him, plebs
Connor Thompson
There is no God but Kek and Pepe is his Emissary.
Grayson Mitchell
Vagina.
Easton Diaz
And on this day Lord Kek sayeth, "Go get some".
Ayden Gomez
THIS is how you pray to Kek!
Colton Gutierrez
May this post be a testament for kek-sama greatness
Blake Nguyen
Slide thread.
Sage.
Cooper Clark
Jesus is returning and all you kek worshippers are getting a one way ticket to hell.
Jack Hernandez
>not being devout already
what are you a cuck?
Jonathan Roberts
I'm driving the fucking bus and you have a first class ticket.
Hunter Wilson
Lazy bums!
Go get a job!
Sebastian Smith
you cant make demands
Jason Watson
Praise Kek
Elijah Nelson
Never ever digits for this heretic Kiwi
David Martinez
Blessed
Samuel Morales
Kek is not the type of god you worship and pray to. Remove your christian conditioning.
Kek is chaos, the darkness before dawn. There is nothing hopeful or graceful or GOOD about Kek himself, only what he signals will come AFTER him. You fools, you think Trump is some sort of Christ-like savior?! You think the Devil will kneel in honorable defeat in front of his inevitable end?!
We still have a long, dark night ahead of us. Empires will fall and the Earth will be awash with blood before the dawn arrives.
This is the era of Kek. Praise Kek.
Samuel Phillips
KeK
Aaron Cooper
Benis!
Lucas Brown
Praise Kek!
Sebastian Rogers
Shadilay
Carson Thompson
kek says you're all faggots
Xavier Baker
Not a single dub!
Brandon Foster
Stop these threads
Samuel Allen
Not until you check
Blake Barnes
Kek wishes you dead! You do not ask for digits as a non-believer.
Tyler Lee
...
Cooper Bailey
See
Cooper Brown
Praise be!
Leo Anderson
Praise kek!
Brody Howard
Kek isn't your bitch m8
Jack Russell
Well Op you should probably be head yourself because KEK wants you dead.
Adam Rogers
Kek blesses you with digits, you do not ask kek for digits. They just come your way when you start genuinely believing in kek
Cooper James
Lads..
>worship chaos god >expect your deity to work in predictable ways
Choose one. I believe in Kek but, come on lads. Too many people have this negative attitude that runs on the assumption that if you make a post that uses any variation of 'if this post (X) then Kek is realz' then Kek is somehow morally obligated to respond with digits. It would be extremely naive to assume that Kek has any obligation to respond when called. Kek is not your servant of digits, and Kek will speak when he chooses to.
Jaxson Lee
>Lord KeK saves his loli from evil Mr. Shekelberg-bones
Dominic Foster
Lad, you are just not patient enough.
For Kek always comes in time.
Hunter White
Haha fags think they can just get those sweet numerals just willy nilly
Jonathan Gray
only way I'd pray to kek is if I won this weeks lottery
Alexander Howard
>only way I'd pray to Kek is if he specifically helps me in particular
Lad, that's some narcissistic reasoning right there. Kek is not around just to serve you; the same as what should be the case with any deity. Kek has worldwide interests, he very likely wouldn't give a shit about your individual desire to have money just fall into your lap.
Aaron Gutierrez
If digits this thread is totally gay
Leo Garcia
Fuck you kek, you're a fake god.
Single digits prove my point.
James Torres
This.
If we would just believe in kek because he would show his presence every time someone posts "singles and kek isn't real", then our believe just wouldn't be strong enough.
Kek wants us to realize his glory without him having to force us too. He wants it to be authentic.
Brayden Lewis
>IS77
Well, you got an ID get, based rareflag man. We can work with that.
Kek confirms thread is of a homosexual nature.
Michael Peterson
I have a feeling one of these days we're all going to have a prophetic dream about KEK at the same time.
This will be our sign to act
Lincoln Hughes
Noah Roberts
Only the true faithful will receive the holiest of digits. PRAISE!
Thomas Williams
its an omen