There is an island filled with a stone age tribe with a low population that shoots arrows and tries to kill anything that goes on their island.
We could probably invade it with 4-5 people with guns and ammunition, and claim the island secretly. Wipe their population and burn their bodies, and their shacks. Then we'll construct some buildings and fucking live there til' we die. #FreeKekistan
Owen Collins
With my luck I'd be the one that would take a spear to the neck in the middle of the night.
Jayden Wright
The Indian monitors the site, and forbids anybody to go there.
Why kill all of them? Just killing one with a firearm might be enough to scare the rest into submission.
Carson King
>Why kill all of them?
Because they're rabid animals? Do you automatically relate to anything that walks on two legs?
Gavin Parker
>pol vs vanuatu season 3
Ayden Garcia
india is so fucked i doubt they would care if we took their niggers
and yeah but are we sure we want to enslave a bunch of people that could have diseases? best to put them all down and dispose ASAP.
Daniel James
If it has a vagina, yes.
Josiah Clark
That line of thinking is what collapses entire civilizations dude.
Jacob Sullivan
Can assist with Command & Control
The first colony of the Memetic Principality of Kek
KEK VULT
Josiah Martinez
Actually it is responsible for the spread of civilization across the entire world.
Killing the men and enslaving was even how the west was 'won' in the USA, after all.
Isaiah Edwards
Im surprised nobody has wiped them out yet.
we could all larp as colonialists and invade in an old british ship. claim we were lost at sea. have the world think we time travelled or some shit.
Bentley Moore
Not really, no.
Race mixing with indians, a group of people who most settlers were afraid of becuase half of them were murderous savages despite whatever peaceful ones existed, was frowned upon. There was no internet to tell them #NotAllInjuns despite whatever bullshit hollywood stories lead you to believe.
One particular story I remember is settlers who traveled down the mississippi had to choose between two sides of the river, one side had whirlpools that would destroy the ship, the other side had indians trying to capture and kill them.
Adam Cox
Aren't you still LARPing as prisoners??
Also, you would have to give up Reddit in order for that to be possible?
Tyler Jenkins
The site has anthropologic value. It's a living lab, a psuedo time machine.The Indian government and wider scientific community would not just let you have your way, not for cheap anyway. Maybe pol should start a fund to pay off the loos.
Dominic Perry
Yes, that sounds like a great idea. Go to the Indian territory and slaughter their population. You should start heading there now.
Anthony Rivera
poo's wouldnt have a choice. wait til they have a dick waving contest with pakistan, storm the island and wipe the natives out.
Chase Diaz
Wow, everyone just forgot about Tuvalu.
Easton Ramirez
If we could filibuster their shittier beaurocracy we could probably hold the island damn near indefinitely
Colton Anderson
they would be the ones dying of disease. theyd get measles within a day
Hudson Smith
I find their lack of diversity disturbing
Nathaniel Carter
We need slaves to build our empire
Carson Foster
Yeah, and look how that worked out for us burgerbro.
Remember that it's your dumbass great grandkids that'll fuck it up, not you.