Nothing to see here goy, it was only (((sharks))).
Nothing to see here goy, it was only (((sharks)))
Julian Long
Lucas Perez
Dont know what youre trying to get at but sharks are attracked to electrical fields.
So they gnaw on undersea cables, ever since we started doing that.
WHats your point.
Nicholas Rodriguez
I'd like to believe the sharks are trying to save us from ourselves.
Caleb Gutierrez
don't be fooled. they just want the internet for themselves
when they eat it, they will absorb its awesome power
Hudson Edwards
Do the sharks know something we don't? Why do they oppose the internet?
Xavier Foster
SHUT IT DOWN
Nathan Roberts
Funny how these (((shark))) attacks are only now in the news despite the internet existing for decades.
Juan Jackson
It's for the best. Maybe then the superior shark species will dominate land.
Gabriel Miller
John Carter
its a fibre-optic cable, it does not carry any current, only light
so it shouldnt have an electromagnetic field
Easton Parker
kek
Matthew Edwards
witnessed
Carson Watson
Even a tin can has some electromagnetic shit going on that the shark can sense.
Parker Smith
SHUT IT DOWN
Isaac Morgan
Russian sharks, I'm sure
Elijah Roberts
wat is light
Benjamin Wood
...
Jaxon Fisher
We're gonna need a bigger internet!!
Robert Ortiz
so why arent they eating tin cans
Elijah Taylor
I can confirm that, i use sharks as metal detectors, works better than the real deal
Robert Brooks
kek
Jeremiah Martinez
I GOT THIS GUISE!
Mason Lewis
The underwater connections put off a strong electromagnetic field that attracts sharks.
Lucas Scott
en.wikipedia.org
>Undersea cables are more heavily armored in their near-shore portions to protect them from boat anchors, fishing gear, and even sharks, which may be attracted to the electrical power that is carried to power amplifiers or repeaters in the cable.
Justin Sullivan
Light is literally an electromagnetic spectrum, do you even science bruh?
Hunter Stewart
but the internet can defend itself by sending out an electric shock when its outer shell is broken
right?
Liam Thompson
The squirrels hired them because squirrels can't swim.
Fuck squirrels.
Jonathan Lewis
kek, but they are lad. Ever seen the videos where they cut open a shark's stomach and it's filled with metal shit?
Thomas Howard
Blake Powell
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Lincoln Jones
They do
Xavier Sullivan
Based sharks.
John Reyes
Sup Forums only believes in hard science.
Sebastian Allen
Indeed, I for one welcome our new shark-overlords.
Jaxon Stewart
Implying they arent robot sharks made by mossad to (((shut it down))).
Lucas Hernandez
>(((scientific facts)))
Jaxson Morales
GASHUNK
Dylan Ramirez
#notallsharks
#sharklivesmatter
Jonathan Campbell
Nothing compared to these savage fucks. Huge ISP problem.
Jace Perry
What? They do. Sharks eat all kinds of trash, particularly metal trash.
Jackson Ward
> image unrelated
Matthew Brooks
Wow, I didn't know there were sharks in the deep web.
Carter Ross
>invented and built with my parents and grandparents tax money
ftfy
Kevin Myers
This is old news, plus that's the GNU Shark trying to protect us from non free software.
William Fisher
Ever wondered why australian internet is so bad?
Easton Kelly
...
Evan King
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Easton Rivera
THE JEWS ARE CONTROLLING THE SHARK AHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Joseph Howard
oh fuck, so the emus dive and break undersea fiber too?
straya, you poor cunts, I didn't realize how hard you had it down there
Charles Ramirez
...
Logan Evans
oy gevalt, the humans know.
finberg, gillstein, shut it down
Cameron Roberts
...
Gabriel Davis
Sharks are amazingly adaptable.
Even after you digitize the entire planet they will still be around.
Nolan Perry
lmao
Thomas Thomas
>electrical field in an optic cable
Kek
Brayden Cruz
shut it down!
Jose Moore
Long undersea cables run an electric cable in the middle, to power up the amplifiers
Kayden Lee
BREAKING!
Sharks May Have Helped Putin Hack The 2016 Election.
CNN, MSNBC, NYTimes, Fox News.
details at 11
Sebastian Rogers
I appreciate what you have posted user.
Julian Butler
Ha
Asher Cook
OMNOMNOM
Kayden Gomez
...
Gavin Murphy
>mfw this thread
I knew there was a reason I still hung around this place..
Owen Barnes
Fuckers chewed up wiring on my truck too. Fuck those things.
Leo Peterson
i.... thank, user
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Goddamnit Sup Forums
I get on here at 9am and see a thread about jew sharks eating the internet
How am I going to laugh the rest of the day when my alloted keks are used up already
Mason Morris
This happened when i was a kid camping in the Sierra Nevada mountains.
Squirrel ran up a power pole, got extra crispy, fell to the ground still smoldering and started a forest fire..
Jordan Lopez
Its like insta losing mind. fucking australians.
Easton Parker
And an electromagnetic field is a result of moving current.
Do you science? Are you retarded?
Caleb Jones
>Pedo elites are caught with nail in the coffin evidence
>spreads to fast for thier bots to shut it down
>the cut the internet
>it was the sharks goyium remember that real news story we caught a shark on camera chewing the cables! We need a shark tax on the internet to fix it goy!
Christian Sanders
10/10
Levi Wilson
>be shark
>look for food
>find weird eel thing
>bite
>over 60 countries declare war on me
Bentley Morgan
The republicans in congress want your internet history... so I don't think its the sharks you should be worried about attacking our internet.
Parker Brooks
Shark jews
Nathan Foster
tasteful reference
Bentley Phillips
I bet the CIA did this.
Adam Walker
mmmm tasty cables
sharky likey
Owen Robinson
But the computer and the world wide web were invented by THE ETERNAL ANGLO
Robert Wood
Sqyirel would need to touch two lines to get fried
Jack Lewis
It's the Sharks, goyim. Trust me, CBS/NBC/ABC has been the leader in unfiltered news for a Century now.
Trust the newspapers, goy. We have (((your))) interests in mind!
Consume. Ignore Israeli crimes in Palestine.
What's that? You found out something that hurts (((our))) interests?
SHUT. IT. DOWN.
Lincoln Perry
Lmao
Parker Kelly
FUCK SHARKS AND FUCK FISH PEOPLE
Nathan Hill
>(((google))) confirms
Anthony Cooper
a 3" fiber optic cable does not emit any electrical signals. It's impossible, no matter the size, Jew.
Ethan Fisher
The light that travels through fibre optic cables is still a form of electromagentism dumb cunt
Lincoln Hill
WE GONNA NEED MORE CONTROL ON THE INTERNET TO PROTECT US AGAINST THE ANGRY INTERNET-HATING-(((SHARKS)))
Ryder Richardson
and the cables are reinforced, tea cunt
Liam Williams
>this thread
I hope a lot of people here are over the age of 25.
Please, I need hope.
Juan Miller
>yfw you realize we're the sharks
Caleb Howard
>so why arent they eating tin cans
They are, all the crap we throw in the ocean is really fucking up the things living there. Sharks eat metal cans, fish eats plastics, wales they BTFO from sonar and go crazy from engine sounds etc.
Aaron Phillips
>finsberg
>gillstein
Mason Cooper
Turn into a Troll for the W ;)
Anthony Ross
?
fuck sharks.
Adrian Adams
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Ethan Watson
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Grayson Wright
>finberg, gillstein
Justin Hernandez
...
Luke Collins
"I don't like sharks."-DJT
Ayden Carter
Jew shark bump
Grayson Myers
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