Can we have a nice thread for a change?

Say something nice about our countries:

USA: I like their freedom, patriotism and can-do attitude. I regard them as family.
Canada: Very loyal son.
Australia: Basically tanned working class Brits with banter. The Chad son.
Germany: We were good friends until the 20th century. Quite a tragic relationship. I still regard them as an autistic brother.
France: Best enemy, you have to respect our duel throughout the ages. A proud people and rightfully so.
Portugal: Oldest friend. Conquered the seas together.
Netherlands: I think they're what Anglos would be if we were on the continent. Very friendly people and good at business like us.
Italy: Great food, people and history.
Greece: Proud history and beautiful scenery, I hope they sort themselves out.
Spain: Based Franco BTFO commies, once a great rival like France.
Austria: Skiing there is peak-White, also SpƤtzle is comfy.

Go fuck yourself

Britain: The most devout muslims on the planet

Don't you dare compare us to you. You're the cancer of this planet from the day London was founded.

>Implying we didn't learn our merchant ways from you

Ireland: can be a bit of a dick but would still drink with

Digits confirm. Let's drink.

How about a nice cup of tea and a hob nob?

Nigger hate thread, let's go!

As long as it improves relations between our great nations, I'm in.

Don't be a poof.

I'll have a Scrumpy, double whiskey and some Cheese and Onion crisps lad.

What habbened to it?

I really like British traditions.

Bomb

Croatia: their coastline looked pretty comfy

Splendid, don't throw the tea in the river this time!
To the Wetherspoons with you, scallywag

I like that the USA still has free speech and the left wing has failed to destroy it. I dislike dutch people who use the eternal anglo meme when it was them who gave us the jews in the 17th century

UK: big ol daddy
USA: kool kid son of daddy
IRELAND: distant uncle of daddy
AUSTRALIA: Manly chad son of daddy
CANADA: wimpy generous son of daddy
INDIA: the maid daddy fired

Lol. Kind of looks like it fell through a ceiling.

Poortugal

I'll bring the ice cream.

Oi its a nice stuff thread silly willy

Ill bring the

G e l a t o

I have to write too much.
In short: All of them have a very nice clay that is rightfully belong to us.

>The only clay Russia has ever taken over is empty tundra, empty Eastern steppes and war-torn Eastern European non-countries

Tfw

To add some others:
Italy: Beautiful country, good food, pretty girls
Serbia: Based kebab removers, our relations kind of became difficult, but I like them
Hungary: Bros who stood with us side by side against the Turks throughout the centuries
Ireland and Poland: Our Catholic brothers, good to drink with,
Germany: Nice people, good work ethic
Australia: Very entertaining people, fun to have around as tourists

india based poo brothers

UK has the best motorbike thieves, and it kindely leaving the EU so we don't have to deal with British immigrants anymore.

All the Dutch people i've met are completely niggerfied and kike-brainwashed but they have good looking windmills

We left to be rid of the Eternal Edam

Hi papa

Morroco: You're alright for a Muslim country.

Australia: pretty fucking sweet theme parks and zoos tbqh