Is Portland, dare I say /our city/ ?

Is Portland, dare I say /our city/ ?

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Just like Jesus Christ said, furries will inherit the world. Atheists BTFO

What the fuck.

>mate in dog parks

w
t
f

even if they are dressed like a dragon or some shit?

Portland IS, dare I say it, /our city/

INTERSPECIES BREEDING GROUNDS

Portland also has a life-size statue of Lenin.

>website is called "real news now"
>there are people here who will believe this headline

I thought this was fake news, but your pic says real news, so I'm confused

>this keeps city councils busy nowadays

Man I wish I had nothing to live for. I would pack my wife up in the car right now and head to the busiest dog park in Portland and fuck her with dollar store cat ears on. Not being satisfied until I came all over her ass while showing meeeeoooooowww!!

Portland is freaky as fuck, in the 80s and 90s it was a hippy kind of city, but the next generation after are extremely confused now.

>be random guy
>have a job that moves me to Portland
>whatever, cities are cool
>job going good
>decide to take kid to park
>see people fucking in the streets like my dad used to always go on about about how faggotry will lead to this
>kid scarred for life
>drive home
>get stopped by a gay pride parade going through the city
>faggots with giant costumes with big helicopter dicks spraying fake cum everywhere
>kid scarred again
>drive home
>mercy kill my son and off myself after

NO

>slippery slope is a falla-

Clearly they will build additional parks for every furrsona there is

>Realnewsrightnow.com
Oh yeah
Totally not a fictional story at all

Have you ever seen the rainbow conventions in the Rocky Mountains? Giant hordes of hippies would gather up and do a bunch of LSD and shrooms and weed and cocaine and all kinds of other drugs and party together and dig giant trenches so that they could shit and piss in them and just wreck the entire area they party and hang out in all in the name of coming together in peace and caring about the planet and making a difference.

This country is turning into a shitblizzard.

can we just kill them already?

Does that mean I can take a furry to the vet and have him put down? Cuz that'd be fucking awesome.

my dream.

wut? please be fake or parody

This is part of human history now. We can't erase this, it happened.

not even p-town is that fucked
close tough

Please be fake

>furfags

the only thing as cringe worthy as weebs

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10,000% real, nigga.

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Furries are way, way worse and more degenerate than weebs

some guy told me that the person in that picture gets off over kittens being crushed

>May 4, 2016
Why is this being brought up again?

There is a considerable degree of co-morbidity between weebs and furries.

Nice try, weeaboo

Sup Forums is a bunch of inbreds nowadays it seems, kinda sad

Link or its fake

hahahah this just cannot be real ahahaha fucking russia

So wait does this mean that halloween is now a sexual holiday? If I dress up as ketchup and my wife as mustard, does that mean we are doing inter-condiment breeding if we fuck that night?

I raise you this
m.imgur.com/a/qcPC8

>Legalizing gay marriage will not lead to more and more public degeneracy

>Sup Forums is a bunch of inbreds nowadays it seems

True. There are lots of Muslim posters on Sup Forums now, such as yourself.

I hate to be that guy but Real News Right Now is legit fake news. As in full on fiction, not alternative media (((they))) don't like.
realnewsrightnow.com/

>people have tried to gas furries before
really makes u think

The sad part is that the headline is just teetering on the edge of being possible/believable in today's culture.

>well known mega fuckup by the furry fandom
This was in Seattle too, degeneracy was expected. Anime nerds do some cringey shit at their cons, but they have a decent amount of normal people to balance it out. Anime fans are not necessarily weeaboos. Weeaboos are just as bad as furfags though.
iirc it was a furfag who tried to do the attack

KEK

Macro stuff is always weird

google.co.uk/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/01/31/prosecutors-boy-sexually-abused-at-furry-parties-by-man-who-wore-fox-costume/
>well known fuck up even though everyone there was a furfag and every time they have a convention it's a total cringefest and everyone who didn't hate them in the local area before does after
stop defending blatant degenerate autism you immense faggot

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>f-furries are good!
fuck off nobody likes you for good reason

Nah man, you are.
Weebs == furries, and that is a fact.

I hate that I can no longer tell when something is satire anymore

Freedom is a mistake.

I'm not defending furfags, anime nerds are just as bad though.
Fuck off, weeb.

Show me weebs raping literal kids and I will believe they are as bad

That's Seattle.

bit more than weird mate, that's evil

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>said a forklifter who had a flown all the way from France to the convention
Really makes you think

I'm not a weeb, i'm just saying weebs aren't as bad

What did he say?

THOSE WHO SIN MUST REPENT

Not gonna lie, that's pretty hot.

WTF, it's true!

FUCK YOU COMMIEFAGS

>german
shocker

>but the slippery slope doesn't exist

Racist one, aren't you?

Degeneracy never fails to surprise me. Anything is possible.

You are a disgrace to your nation and humanity sir

>DESIGNATED
>YIFFING
>PARKS

How? :c

>furfag
don't need to say more

That's pretty narrow-minded, if you ask me. What's wrong with being a furry? It's natural and fine.

>Sup Forums keeps on talking about the msm being fake news
>falls for actual fictional news

you guys are fucking idiots, aren't you?

That's fake news. seriously you guys need to get out more.

Isn't there some quote about this? About when satire becomes indistinguishable from reality?

Eh enjoy yourself just don't shit on my lawn, I hate when your kind shits on my lawn.

It's not natural and it's fucking autistic and gay. Last bit of attention you'll be getting off me today because I know you losers crave it.

What the everloving fuck.

>tfw 3DPD faggots are going to get my 2D fetish banned when the blowback hits

Bigot.

I'm OP, and this is fake news. realnewsrightnow is fake news website

fakenewswatch.com/realnewsrightnow-com

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>german hasn't been a race for 75 years
>calling people racist becomes your go to reply when cornered in a self-perpetuating pc culture that suppresses the fact your country is overrun by rapist migrants.

This is a CIA shill we already know they're MLP fags. Why wouldn't they be furfags too?

I really want to move to a city where I can just ride a bike everywhere for a while and live a spartan/minimalist lifestyle. Is there a place where I can do this where there aren't rights for furries?

Why has nobody destroyed this yet? Seriously how can a a fucking commie statue stand in America?

My friend went to a furry convention because she thought it would be some kind of light hearted fun, but a 'furbaby' ie - a fat middle aged man in a diaper, was dancing on the dance floor and made the whole place smell of shit. I think it was an awakening to her, what kind of people are hiding inside them suits. she didn't go back.

Nebraska, Wyoming, Montana

Really any small town in a state not overrun by liberals

Jesus Christ, I'm American and I didn't even know about this...

Good God...how embarrassing...

Fuck, Seattle, get your God damned shit together.

so the diapers meme is really a thing?

I always thought this furry-thing was just a costume, like those sports mascots. When they need to, they go to the bathroom.

>mercy kill my son

God, I wish I had been at that con :3

I hate those fucking hippies. They swarm the town, dumpster dive, aggressively beg (wtf is up with this? Who gets aggressive when they beg?), sell drugs to kids, and just generally be filthy fucking assholes.

Thanks. I don't really know how the fuck things are outside of commiefornia. This place is an echochamber and radical left shithole.

Poe's Law

>but a 'furbaby' ie - a fat middle aged man in a diaper, was dancing on the dance floor and made the whole place smell of shit.

This is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.

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facial cumshots empower furrys

LMFAO

W E W FUCKING LAD

SENDING THIS TO MY FAMILY IN PORTLAND

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>city council
>voted
>commies

sorry to say, this is a product of capitalism friend.