>Assalamu alaikum user, I'm Dr. Mahmoud, I'll be giving you your physical today
Assalamu alaikum user, I'm Dr. Mahmoud, I'll be giving you your physical today
Jacob Ward
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Julian Taylor
Alright
*Unzips dick*
Jace Torres
Put ur finger in my pooper
James Perez
Your dick has a zipper on it?
Gavin Wood
Fuck your hijab mudslime.
Noah Murphy
Sorry Dr. Mahmoud I ate bacon today so I am not halal.
Landon Cooper
Please be a colonoscopy, please be a colonoscopy.
Samuel Lopez
ok time to see if you have a hernia......
Gavin Young
I had one do dental work on me the other week.
She farted twice and all I could think of is those fucking brap posters and I laughed.
Jaxson Gomez
Walikum a Salam doctor
Blake Jenkins
I hate going to emergency. waiting there for four hours and then finally getting to see a doctor and they barely speak english
Grayson Turner
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
Jonathan Evans
I want a male Doctor. Thanks Eve
Jason Adams
My mom is getting treatment for cancer. Her chances aren't great, but not hopeless either. The 'counselor' she was assigned was a larping hijab doc. Hijab doc didn't bother to read my mom's file and immediately began talking to her about preparing for death.
My dad and I told that whore to get the fuck out.
Jayden Stewart
My salama bigger than your salama.
Jordan Perry
>Feeling better already, you miracle worker!
>No physical for me today, it's no longer necessary, thanks doc! Bye!
Evan Ramirez
Does the physical include fondling of the genital area? Serious question, asking for a friend
Nathan Jones
Is this hospital airstrike-proof?
Eli Edwards
Lurk moar plebbitor
Carson Fisher
...
Camden Gray
I'm not circumcised, what's she gonna say when she sees my dick? "Eeewww"?
Camden Hill
what a dirty whore.
Jacob Rivera
Are you gay?
Kevin Gonzalez
Make sure you plump your Dick so you have a semi bone so it looks bigger
Nathaniel Collins
It's funny because my new doctor is a young muslim woman complete with Hijab. She's pretty fit desu.
Robert Robinson
Last time I got the physical I had a female doctor. I overdid it and had full bone. I just looked her in the eye with a huge shit eating grin
Nathaniel Lopez
Sure thing doc.
*lets her do her job*
*leave*
What's the big deal?
Nathan Edwards
who let u out of the kitchen?
Matthew Rivera
*Unzips anus*
FTFY
Isaac Martinez
what did it smell like?
Jose Myers
Do a 360 and moonwalk away
Bentley White
I'll give her a physical
Oliver Bailey
>woman
>recieving an education
absolutely haram
Ian Roberts
Can you take off your funny hat
Just wanna be sure you aren't hiding any bombs, knives or cars under it
No? Well can you get me the white doctor?
There's no white doctors? What do you mean quotas?
Ahh, I guess I'll just do without my physical today. See ya later, shitskin :D
Joseph Morris
I think I found a lump on my testicles... w-will you look?
Alexander Bennett
>mfw all the doctors at my GP are jews and pakis
>mfw the waiting room is full of pakis with billions of kids
Anthony Miller
Is girls farting in your face your fetish or somethin?
Benjamin Peterson
QUITE PUNGENT MY DEAR
Hunter Rogers
Jaxon Fisher
Ok ma'am but your not gonna like what happens afterwards.
Elijah Wilson
>Leaves
>Reports her to Asio, "potential terrorist"
Jose Reed
Last Hijabi doctor I went to was useless.