Highlights so far: >Drag Race between white charger and red commodore? >being rerouted from a homicide to a domestic >hispanic male in red shorts bashing doors and screaming satanism >people chasing people through park with a dog >urban male white screaming he'll stab black people >Adult male selling kidneys(?) >armed robbery 7/11 >kid kicked in the dick at school, nuts burst >cops flirting with dispatcher >drunk man pissing on parked cars in walmart parking lot (arrested) >GANGBANGERS SHOOTING CALLER, 3 MALES BLACK CHASING AND SHOOTING AT BLACK MAN IN GREY HOODIE AND JOGGING PANTS >Domestic violence call #44595965 >mother beating up son, son thrown off balcony >2 male blacks fighting, pulling guns on each other firing guns in the air >kids fighting at train station >person with a gun dead on street corner. >Drive by shooting on 7/11 >5'5 black male checking car doors >male white in adidas tracksuit robbing drug store >Shots Fired (1) >female asian naked screaming at customers of restaurant >white man being robbed by 2 black men >Female asian robbed by 3 male blacks >shots fired (2) in an ally, man in purple car driving away >robbery, 3 male blacks, 1 female black robbing store >5 white people attacking garbage bins >3 shots fired in street nobody seen nuthin/then 5 people fighting in parking lot same location >hobo cackling on scanner >male black in army uniform trying to pass fake money >3 black females broke into apartment complex, going door to door trying to get people to sign a petition >4 male blacks kicking doors of business in, armed >female aged 12 overdosing on prescription drugs at party >male black trying to beg for money in parking lot (people call the cops on hobos?) >3 people in grey Nissan having sex in front of callers home
If anyone has other suggestions feel free to post them.
Summer 2017 is coming soon It's already hot out there despite the temperature Let's see what they all do
Andrew Sanders
>burglery report >room mate having bipolar episode >3 male hispanics throwing beer off roof >robbery just occured (suspects running eastbound, wearing grey beanies and black jackets) >Hit and run >Male beating female on street corner (Dave Chappel sighted, playa haters ball in town) >male and female hispanics beating on doors (no longer on scene) >More domestic violence (cop on site doesnt like the wife either) >male black stole a bunch of credit cards off some tourist and is fleeing east >male hispanics just randomly shooting
Daniel Bailey
check your keys robert
Owen Hill
commencing classic /cpd/ meme dump
Matthew Robinson
no sewerniggers yet >burlger alarm
Lucas Davis
...
Noah Gutierrez
>hispanic male in red shorts bashing doors and screaming satanism >Adult male selling kidneys(?) >female asian naked screaming at customers of restaurant >kid kicked in the dick at school, nuts burst
Evan Davis
>sewerniggers They're there...just no childrens have survived to report.
Thomas Rogers
TIME FOR BINGO, ROBERT.
Colton Cox
WATCH YOUR KEYS
Connor Sanchez
WATCH YO KEYS
Ryder Kelly
CHECK YO KEEEEYYYYS
Justin Clark
Oh shit we're doing this again
Benjamin Ortiz
[LAUGHS IN DISPATCH]
Blake Foster
Fucking keys, how do they work?
Samuel Phillips
Shots fired, 2 male blacks, 2 female blacks arguing.
Julian Bennett
SHOTS FIRED WEST GARFIELD, SHEBOONS ARGUING IN THE YARD
Joshua Campbell
Chicago reporting in
Joseph Jenkins
ive been listening for a good 2 hours and >shots fired >someone hit on dispatch >funny drunken antics >something with beer >CHECK YO KEYS >dispatch sounds bored >black males fighting >hard drugs >female domestic violence >Hispanics >old people >battery in progress >10-4 >generic chimping
Matthew Adams
>2 female blacks and 2 male blacks with dreadlocks arguing, shots fired
Eli Reed
damn, nice cyberpunk aesthetic
Thomas Perez
>MUH BOYFRIEND TRYINA KILL ME
Camden Robinson
Aesthetic af my man.
Charles Bell
ROBERT Sup Forums has been so flooded with shills I'd forgotten all about chicongo threads
Brayden Green
Sometimes you just gotta take a breather, grab a beer, and enjoy the sounds of Chiraq
Ryder Brooks
>Homeless man running at wife but she got into the home
>females pointed gun at man at bus stop
Easton Young
>it's a comfy chiraq thread >look into the reality of what the Democratic party wants to create nationwide
>it's a 5 year old pitbull mix >(male cop) AWWW >sounds like you want it
Daniel Butler
>Listening to darkwave and the /cpd/ stream >Nignogs be murdering >breaking and entering >The bass synth kicks in AWWW YEAH. I have reached peak comfy
Aaron Jackson
>SCREECHING TIRES >DRIVING FAST
Chase Jenkins
>2 males chasing a black male up allyways
Caleb Scott
Post music stream
Matthew Nelson
>Wacker Drive I'm here for a while, Mr Chiraq man, if you got any more skyline shots you want to get aesthetic'd, post them up!
>intox female threatening the complaintants
Aaron Campbell
Up AND down.
Like fuck, wouldn't you just want to get out of the alley at one end or the other?
Christian Richardson
see
>HuuUUHH??
Josiah Nguyen
See
Cooper Turner
>photographs of a suicide victim
Grim.
Jeremiah Carter
GET READY TO FIGHT NIGGUH
Ryan Martinez
...
Cooper Lee
>more battery in progress
Landon Hernandez
Fuck guys, did I screw up by not becoming a cop? I mean I'll likely make more money as a lawyer but it doesn't look like it's going to be anywhere near as fun. Well I don't know if "fun" is the right word, but I envy the camaraderie we hear over these streams.
Justin Peterson
This city is fucked.
Oh, right. Time to bring back another /cpd/ tradition:
Get Behind the Vest donation drive: getbehindthevest.org/ >Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
We need to keep these threads going now that it's getting warmer out. Shit is already getting crazy. Hopefully we can do some good at the same time.
Robert Carter
>fighting with weapons in a domestic
Blake Hill
fellow recent lawyer here. I know what you mean, making more money and not getting shot at is cool but at the same time being a cop sounds pretty cool. I'd do it if I got a guarantee I could be a riot cop whenever Antifa comes to town
Carson Green
if only there were a street camera on every block across the city of Chiraq sorta like London 24/7 entertainment
Isaac Bell
Chiraq is one, long, perpetual "Nigger Moment"™
Daniel Lee
>gunshot wound >born in 1999 christ
Aiden Moore
>I'd do it if I got a guarantee I could be a riot cop whenever Antifa comes to town
This. I just want some guarantee I get to suit up in riot gear and kick some ass. Also being a horse riot cop would be cool as fuck.
Jose Morales
>1999 was 18 years ago
WAKE ME UP.
Gavin Turner
>sex predator
Aaron Jackson
>registered sex offender >[disgusted inaudible followup] >yeah he's a sex offense predator
Juan Martin
We need a pastebin for OPs. >AND WE NEED MOAR DANK MEMES
>Sex Assault Predator Aww sheeeiit.
Carter Hill
Let's try to get a pastebin together by the end of this thread.
I wasn't even a regular in the old /cpd/ threads, but the few times I did listen in I really enjoyed it.
Joshua Ward
I'm down >mfw Sup Forums creates the national conversion on how bad Chicago is and how poorly their cops are equipped
Kevin Hall
>tfw have the old pastebin >tfw at work right now and dont go home for another 4 hours >tfw listening to stream and boss chew out the maori bloke
Robert Hernandez
>aussies and leafs in this thread
Dylan Johnson
fuckin' a, i missed these threads.
Christian Phillips
>4 hours >4 am here
Sheeit. I mean I've been up til 5 for the past couple weeks but I was hoping to get to bed a bit earlier tonight.
