I play football for a state university, give me reasons not to join the US military

I play football for a state university, give me reasons not to join the US military

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It's full of rural and suburban retards.

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You can play football for the US military

There is no reason not to. Enlist immediately.

Bureaucratic as fuck, shit pay, treated as subhuman forever, full of dumbasses and elitist brown nosers top to bottom.

Do you want to die in Syria?

This

I just came here to say that I would let that handsome Shillary supporter impregnate me.

Well, if I die it would be protecting you right? As long as it's for a good cause I don't mind.

Were you guys enlisted? I would like to know more

Not Really, you'd be dying because a group of Zionists don't want Iran to have military bases on the Syrian border.

>dying for israel

Pls do it. The more ppl that willingly enlist the less likely there's a draft and then I have to go.

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What does this have to do with politics or current events?

Don't be a political pawn just to go fight a worthless war

This x 100

Don't be a chump.

Football is for men who enjoy grabbing other men.

THIS IS NOT Sup Forums RELATED. YOU ARE BEING DISTRACYED

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I'm 26 years old. I'm looking to become a 12M in the US Army Reserve

How do I start this process? Just straight up tell the recruiter "hey I want 12M in the reserve ok?"

Maybe the job is full and I get denied?