Fake undocumented refuges

So me and my best friend are thinking to pretend to be undocumented refuges.
I can speak a bit arabic and the greek sun can give us a good sandnigger color.
Are we going to get caught or we can enjoy free benefits?c

Don't make the mistake to show them that you are actually from a civilised country, then they can deport you.

Otherwise just be there physically and demand them gibs

>Are we going to get caught or we can enjoy free benefits?c

Not so long as you throw tantrums and tell sob stories.

Enjoy the good life while you can, Grease.

I expect nothing less of Greeks.

Sooo what are the gibs?

How much*

1000 euros a month and you get to live in a ghetto suburb, not of your choice.

protip:

being an Unaccompanied Child Refugee is the sweetest gig - 24/7 room service (I mean "assistance") and the best accomodation, etc. Th private corps that bill the taxpayers get a minimum $350 USD/day so they're making a killing, so it is their nterest to keep this shit going.
Remember you are 12 or 14 -- no matter what you look like -- that way you can keep it going for years and years.

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HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK!
If I get a job can I keep the extra money and the free accomodation?
What about health care?

look at the Swedish PM with these "children" the taxpaers are helping out (to the tune of a minimum $350 USD/day)

>If I get a job
>Greek flag

You have to work illegally I suppose and you can live in a barrack.

Minimum fee health care, bro.

not if you're an Unaccompanied Child Refugee
you get the best shit

just say, "Me 12 year"

...seems too easy

it makes a lot of private companies VERY rich, so it is in their interest to keep it easy.

This thread is too good

I don't why but I hate working man
the only reason i think about this stuff is because I am too depressed of the wage slavery.

I make that in a week...
My body aches.
My soul weeps.

so how do you contact the companies? e-mail?
i could sneak into the country as a greek tourist.
Then lose the passport and become ahmad and I
actually can speak a bit arabic with accent

I make that with 100 working hours

Just b urself boi

I know a guy from panama who flew to Amsterdam I think, then got to Stockholm, applied for asylum and he got it in like a week. This was about a year ago, that fucker was/is a pos anyway so he probably pretended to be a children.

Point is the mother fucker speaks English, Spanish, had a degree in communication, went to one of the best schools in panama... And Sweden gave him asylum because WAR in panama is just so cruel.

Fucking Swedish gov it's laughable

It is actually makes me sad.
There are quite normal people who are in needs and real refugees.
And there are people who just use other people's good intentions.
Never understand that mentality, never was a NEET or leech.

*myself

you will just get caught.

>they're making a killing

ehehe

...he

I truly hate afghanis, if i'm going to be honest i find alot of arabs (especially Syrians) to be decent people, even niggers have their movements.
But Afghanis are pure cancer. they are literally just spoiled manchildren and rapists.

Maybe there should be a system for distinguishing real and fake refugees instead of presuming that all of them are honest and truthful.

You seriously make 3,5€/h? Just come on over man, you deserve it.

Theres no war in panama

Yes, yes it is.

Shameful.

if you need to pretend that you are arefugee to get a better live , then you already are no better than any refugee...but be happy you will go in my list of parasites to exterminate, along with communist, they must all die.

>actual greek jobs pay less than this
>actual fucking refugees are paid this much
Ficki Ficki Sven where are the Nordic women at