/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - QUALITY OF LIFE EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
CPD Dispatch Stream: broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
For Ambiance: soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

BACK THE BLUE
Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund:
cpdmemorial.org/fundraising/

TONIGHT:
>Drag Race between white charger and red commodore?
>being rerouted from a homicide to a domestic
>hispanic male in red shorts bashing doors and screaming satanism
>people chasing people through park with a dog
>urban male white screaming he'll stab black people
>Adult male selling kidneys(?)
>armed robbery 7/11
>kid kicked in the dick at school, nuts burst
>cops flirting with dispatcher
>drunk man pissing on parked cars in walmart parking lot (arrested)
>GANGBANGERS SHOOTING CALLER, 3 MALES BLACK CHASING AND SHOOTING AT BLACK MAN IN GREY HOODIE AND JOGGING PANTS
>Domestic violence call #44595965
>mother beating up son, son thrown off balcony
>2 male blacks fighting, pulling guns on each other firing guns in the air
>kids fighting at train station
>person with a gun dead on street corner.
>Drive by shooting on 7/11
>male white in adidas tracksuit robbing drug store
>female asian naked screaming at customers of restaurant
>white man being robbed by 2 black men
>Female asian robbed by 3 male blacks
>shots fired (2) in an ally, man in purple car driving away
>robbery, 3 male blacks, 1 female black robbing store
>5 white people attacking garbage bins
>3 shots fired in street nobody seen nuthin/then 5 people fighting in parking lot same location
>hobo cackling on scanner
>male black in army uniform trying to pass fake money
>4 male blacks kicking doors of business in, armed
>female aged 12 overdosing on prescription drugs at party
>3 people in grey Nissan having sex in front of callers home

Other urls found in this thread:

getbehindthevest.org/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
youarelistening.to/chicago
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
heyjackass.com
cpdmemorial.org/fundraising/
foxnews.com/us/2017/03/08/chicago-woman-charged-with-murder-after-allegedly-forcing-boyfriend-to-drink-bleach.html
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"live in the motor city"/
youtube.com/watch?v=tbKp8OV6F64
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

KEYS checked

COMMERCIAL ALARM! WE GOT ANOTHER B&E BOYS!!

Robert checked his keys.

We gotta decide on whether it's going to be /cpd/ or /psg/. People need to know what to search.

Personally I'm for /psg/ because I assume some nights we'll be listening to streams other than Chicago, but I could be wrong.

Watch your keys

> no punished Robert picture with "ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS CHECK YOUR KEYS"

GUN

I need someone to fix the pastebin to reflect the change. We have more links to add too, from the old /cpd/ threads.

MAN WITH A GUN

What's everyone snacking on?

Yeah, it's just Chicago is such a clusterfuck. There's constantly some sort of nightmarish shenanigans going on there.

GUN
U
N

I like /cpd/ because Chicago is the best of the best as far as murder rate goes and that way we don't have to learn a bunch of different codes

>getbehindthevest.org/
How much does each vest cost?
Also, is this directed to the State to control the funds or is it a police officer organization?

LETS GET SOME HAPPENINGS

>on this, March 29th 2017

Cop doing his announcer routine.

I guess I might be biased because I was in for the original Detroit threads and still miss the jadedness of the police of that doomed city.

Q521478 - ill plate

Aussie user who compiled at OP here.
I'd vote /cpd/

Gippsland will be in aus/pol/ and LA can be here as well but Chicago is the main subject

it's operated by the CPD memorial foundation, a non-profit that takes care of CPD's needs...and memorials for fallen officers.

crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings

Christ theres literally 100+ shooting victims there within this week alone

These threads will never live up to the night the cubs won.

Shootings=\deaths
Nigers can't aim for shit

how the fuck do they understand over the static sounds? are they listening with headsets or do they just get used to it?

Just have some waters, what about you?

A good vest costs under 500 bucks.

that's what happens when you hold your gun sideways

Shooting sideways is all they know

It only sounds like that to us

They learn how to shoot from rap videos.

Thanks for answering.

...

You get used to it. The dispatcher where's a headset so that helps. But yeah, gotta learn how to filter the noise.

NEW PASTEBIN TEXT IF SOMEONE WANTS TO UPLOAD/CURATE:

/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - (EDITION) EDITION -OR- /PSG/ - POLICE SCANNER GENERAL THREAD - (EDITION) EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro


CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

>>Shootings Tracker:
heyjackass.com

BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund:
cpdmemorial.org/fundraising/

TONIGHT:
(INSERT RECENT HAPPENINGS HERE)
(INSERT RECENT HAPPENINGS HERE)

PASTEBIN: (PASTE LINK)

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won what

>can't aim for shit
Nah, Chicago ER doctors are miracle workers. It's amazing the people they manage too patch up simply because they have so much experience treating GSW's.

>mfw going to Chicago this week for the CPD exam
Can't wait to check my key because theres an open mic

Thank you user

The Super Bowl you fuckstick

I'm going to bed. G'night Robert

ten four, Robert.

Are you retarded?

good luck user

I want to drive the paddy wagon.

Night robert

you're right, it is. I feel like listening to Chicago scanner is the epitome however of public police scanners, maybe in the future, different cities can have "themes" as raises a good point

like /CPD/ "AUSTIN VERSION"

Don't forget CHECK YO KEYS
10-4 ROBERT

SHOTS FIRED

SHOTS FIRED

Never forget your roots user, come back to us and tell us of your exploits using long winded greentext.

May kek protect you.

This might help with some of the codes.

When you're listening to a zone, for example, the officer will give his beat number "1431" or "31" for short if they know which one of the two districts on that zone they are talking to...are either the daytime (2nd watch) or evening/afternoon cars which are 3rd watch. 1st watch cars or midnight cars have the R after their #. It stands for relief. When they get a call or a job as its called, if no report is made etc. they may just give a disposition code which is the type of incident as a number followed by a letter which is what they did, found, etc or how it was handled.
=========================

CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:

INCIDENT:

1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:

ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT

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newark nj user here, my alarm clock every morning is police sirens

Shots fired at a party yee boi

Until someone forces their girlfriend to drink motor oil, Chicago will always lack a certain something for me.

>SHOTS FIRED
AYYYYYY

...

SHOT FIRED

MALE WHITE ALL BLACK WITH A GUN

MADMAN

white male with gun! praise be its a bounty hunter.

It probably counts the disproportionate amount of NDs that happen because they carry their glocks in waist bands and end up bleeding out because they shot them selves in the leg and severed an artery

Damn you user I was going to lurk a few mins and sleep but then I saw this for the first time and its intriguing af now I cant stop listening.

Thank you, anons. When I get on the job I can't imagine the pics/stories I will have for Sup Forums. Just hope I make the long process/probation period.

Sup Forums is on the streets

BATTERY IN PROGRESS

YEEEEEEEAH BUDDY

Self inflicted NDs happen a lot.

>BATTERY IN PROGRESS

BASED STICK GUY?

foxnews.com/us/2017/03/08/chicago-woman-charged-with-murder-after-allegedly-forcing-boyfriend-to-drink-bleach.html

Last year in these threads there was a black guy snatching women from a sewer hole and a guy dual wielding a sledgehammer and a broom handle

>Until someone forces their girlfriend to drink motor oil
Jesus Christ, man. Wasn't that scene from Fast 7 Furious?

>(BIG SIP)

SLOW IT DOWN, ROBERT

Based gun guy

Literally happened in Detroit back in 2014.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"live in the motor city"/

Time to get /comfy/ with us leaf

youtube.com/watch?v=tbKp8OV6F64

No, magnum force did it first and it happened in the 2014 Detroit threads

does any one have the clip of the dallas cops radio after the blm shooting? where the cop says theres a fight on the soccer field, give them all red cards and has a good chuckle

It's just 1AM local time, remember that. We're just getting to decent levels of comfy.

...

>CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOOO

Did...did someone just AWOOOOOOO on the scanner?

LOL

CHOO CHOO

Did someone just CHOO CHOO?

Detroit is a shithole, too. Good lord.

>CHOO CHOO

Who the fuck is on the radio?

Coming up on really real nigga hours now

O-ok

What the fuck is happening

Time to clean my guns.

ITS REAL QUIET

SLOW DOWN

Does slow it down mean slow the cruisers?

Did Robert check his keys?

>It's quiet
>Too quiet

HIDING UPSTAIRS

>Does slow it down mean slow the cruisers?
Yes, to back off of pursuit speeds, and return to normal flow of traffic.

DRUNK PEOPLE LOCKED OUT

FIRING IN THE CLUB

>SHOOTING UP THE CLUB
YEAH NIGGA WORLDSTAAAAAAR

OFFICERS DEAD????

No