/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD

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BACK THE BLUE
Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund:
cpdmemorial.org/fundraising/

TONIGHT:
>Drag Race between white charger and red commodore?
>being rerouted from a homicide to a domestic
>hispanic male in red shorts bashing doors and screaming satanism
>people chasing people through park with a dog
>urban male white screaming he'll stab black people
>Adult male selling kidneys(?)
>armed robbery 7/11
>kid kicked in the dick at school, nuts burst
>cops flirting with dispatcher
>drunk man pissing on parked cars in walmart parking lot (arrested)
>GANGBANGERS SHOOTING CALLER, 3 MALES BLACK CHASING AND SHOOTING AT BLACK MAN IN GREY HOODIE AND JOGGING PANTS
>Domestic violence call #44595965
>mother beating up son, son thrown off balcony
>2 male blacks fighting, pulling guns on each other firing guns in the air
>kids fighting at train station
>person with a gun dead on street corner.
>Drive by shooting on 7/11
>male white in adidas tracksuit robbing drug store
>female asian naked screaming at customers of restaurant
>white man being robbed by 2 black men
>Female asian robbed by 3 male blacks
>shots fired (2) in an ally, man in purple car driving away
>robbery, 3 male blacks, 1 female black robbing store
>5 white people attacking garbage bins
>3 shots fired in street nobody seen nuthin/then 5 people fighting in parking lot same location
>hobo cackling on scanner
>male black in army uniform trying to pass fake money
>4 male blacks kicking doors of business in, armed
>female aged 12 overdosing on prescription drugs at party
>3 people in grey Nissan having sex in front of callers home
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Are the chicago threads back? What a happy day.

First for checked keys

Stay safe Robert

We really didn't need another thread but whatever.

10-4 Robert

Glorious, isn't it? Check yo keys!

Robert is all seeing all knowing

People need bread
Robert

It's a nu/pol/ thing

threads never hit bump limit anymore

remember to check yo keys

get your robert cop action figure, today!

>come with me robert!
>or there will be...
>trouble!!

>getbehindthevest.org/

We can get 4 million in a week if we tried

4am-6am Eastern time are known as REAL ROBERT HOURS

Only in the summer last year

Fuck yeah I missed these, I was just thinking about it today.

What happened to the old player? Had a nice cityscape and played the music automatically. That go down, or we just lost it?

>first time on one of these threads
>name is Robert and I live in Chicago
Thanks anons?

What section of the city is this? Does all of Chicago PD operate on one channel?

Smash that mother fucking like key robert

Not if we're loud, PDJT would try to donate it all by himself if it hits mainstream.

2 male black robbery

it's 2:28 Robert Standard Time

fuck off robert

There's alot of cops talking about you user, I'd keep your head low if I were you

Shots fired

Shits fired

We used to say here:
"Nigger in the dark you're already sure it's a thief."
Now "das racyst mayne" and they have laws against it, having 60~70k homicides a year is not enough I guess, we even need to get documents to buy bulletproof vests, I just checked.
I guess brazilians have the right to die in silence.

Who LE here? Anyone taking the test this weekend for CPD?

SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED

I swear we get a "shots fired" call every 10 minutes. What the fuck are they doing in Chicongo?

Good luck, would-be Robert.

A little idea on how to fix the problem from /our guy/ in Tennessee...

youtu.be/B7zvgn7tQVw

Think he could get elected mayor?

Crime probably

Strict Gun control city populated by niggers

I'm already Robert-esque. Just not in Chicago.

Nigging

If you ban guns the only people who have guns are the law breaking criminals.

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Why would you want to switch departments? I can't imagine wanting to work in Chicago proper.

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No Penske or Uhaul! Damn son!

You just need to cop that Utah concealed carry permit its good for like 34 states including Illinois.

What's 110?

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HEEM GOT A KNIFE BE CAREFUL ROBERT

Does anyone know the newretrowave song with Robertcop saying "Dead or alive you're coming with me"?

Just doing it to keep options open. Every place is only as bad as you make it, for the most part.

For real? When Illinois first passed its CCW law (only because a Federal Court made them) my state - Virginia - was one of only I believe two states that met requirements to get an Illinois non-resident permit but it was like $200.

chicago tradition

You can get an idea of the boundaries by looking at google maps.

I've heard calls from 95th street on the south side to around 5000 N near Lawrence Ave on the north side, so I think it's one channel for the whole city.

Treason

youtube.com/watch?v=ve1889zS030

Its not, Illinois recognizes almost no out of state permits due to the lack of stringent mental health checks in other state's CCW permiting systems.

>nickel plated handgun
We all know what race this fella is.

Haha yeah look what all that gun control has done for them

This is tuned into the citywide channel. But it is scanning diff frequencies.

WE

Yeah, that's what I thought. The only states that Illinois would recognize (and by recognize I mean allow you to obtain an Illinois non-resident CCW) were Virginia and like one other state.

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youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM

I think it was pre-illinois CCL circa 2011-12? Now they have classes all over Chicagoland where you get Utah Florida and Illinois

is chicago a really bad area or something?

Well I'm an idiot

You can get UT/FL permits if you're a IL resident. But IL doesnt recognize UT/FL permits

>language barrier

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

I seem to remember a spanish bloke last year in Chicago during the 4th of july helter skelter was carrying a valid CCW

>silent alarm has been going off for 30 minutes
> no one cares

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This is the type of car he stole. Think he said 2015.

imagine Mt Druitt with niggers

it's the type of nigger who has a diamond earring

South chicago is a war zone

That's not a bad looking car desu. It would get absolutely trashed in my neck of the woods but for a city I imagine that would be a fine car.

Exactly.

West along interstate 290 as well

go to heyjackass.com and get some knowledge

The south and west sides are pretty bad places to be. 800+ murders last year, mostly gang gang negros.

WUZ

It's a war zone. It's the end result of niggers and spics and hug-a-thug hippy liberals who think coloreds dindu nuffin.

There's a reason it's called Chiraq.

GANG GANGGGGGGG

Here you go bub.

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He's probably dead or in prison.

>Listening to LAPD concomitantly, their police units are mostly ladies chasing after hotwheels style brands of car; followed by radio response of driver being under marijuana effect

>$20 bill
Come on these guys have to realize that at least the outside bills have to be $100.

There's a good reason why it's called Chiraq

You're asking too much now, the ones not showing are all 1 dollar bills.

>help me please send help

In prison, actually
him and glocknigger got caught beating on a woman

they're Albuquerque wannabe Crips from Texas
they're not smart

>pls help me pls
Shit. That lady's probably dead already.

HELP ME....

HELP ME PLEASE

Shit she's dead

>Called back multiple times.
>No answer.

>Drive down I-290
>get shot

Nigs have taken to shooting at cars on that stretch of freeway. The surface roads that parallel I-290, Roosevelt or Lake St, are like bombed out drug-war zones and open air human/drug/weapons trafficking markets.

West side is where that white boy got tortured on Facebook.

It's actually more because if you die later on in the hospital they can last it as complications. Also if you're shit inside you're home is listed as a domestic. (Was in the hospital and do brothers (literally) got shot in their house and Robert told us the scoop)

Oh, okay, that dude was from HWNDU: Albuquerque.

it's the ones you cant save that get you the worst

>called multiple times.... no answer
>that hopeless voice
He already knows

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ganggang niggers having their way with her

F

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