TONIGHT: >Drag Race between white charger and red commodore? >being rerouted from a homicide to a domestic >hispanic male in red shorts bashing doors and screaming satanism >people chasing people through park with a dog >urban male white screaming he'll stab black people >Adult male selling kidneys(?) >armed robbery 7/11 >kid kicked in the dick at school, nuts burst >cops flirting with dispatcher >drunk man pissing on parked cars in walmart parking lot (arrested) >GANGBANGERS SHOOTING CALLER, 3 MALES BLACK CHASING AND SHOOTING AT BLACK MAN IN GREY HOODIE AND JOGGING PANTS >Domestic violence call #44595965 >mother beating up son, son thrown off balcony >2 male blacks fighting, pulling guns on each other firing guns in the air >kids fighting at train station >person with a gun dead on street corner. >Drive by shooting on 7/11 >male white in adidas tracksuit robbing drug store >female asian naked screaming at customers of restaurant >white man being robbed by 2 black men >Female asian robbed by 3 male blacks >shots fired (2) in an ally, man in purple car driving away >robbery, 3 male blacks, 1 female black robbing store >5 white people attacking garbage bins >3 shots fired in street nobody seen nuthin/then 5 people fighting in parking lot same location >hobo cackling on scanner >male black in army uniform trying to pass fake money >4 male blacks kicking doors of business in, armed >female aged 12 overdosing on prescription drugs at party >3 people in grey Nissan having sex in front of callers home
I want ideas for stirring up shit to get on the scanner.
David Nelson
sippin whiskey. comfy asf Robert
Landon Reyes
dont waste their fucking time. this isnt HWDNU you ignorant nigger
Chase Williams
>TRRRRRIFLIN
>SSSHHHHIFTLESS
>GOOD-FOR-NOTHIN NIGGAS.
Jason Cook
Comfy af
Dominic Walker
get about 100$ worth of ones or hell just print some out. throw em out of a car near a busy intersection with a lot of diversity.
Evan Harris
SUBWAY SANDWICH SHOP
Samuel Brown
>it wouldn't be fun to cause a minor chimpout
Weak, Oz
Xavier Nelson
Comfy levels are adequate, senpai.
Nolan Reyes
Why fuck with people dealing with the craziest parts of society
Just thank them and be happy
Ayden Hernandez
2,027 people currently listening
Luke Nelson
Print up fake coupons for free KFC at the most ghetto location. spread em around town.
Robert Hall
Domestics for days
Jason Peterson
I kneel to you sir.
Bentley Carter
that's avg for CPD scanner. weekends it can get up to 4k
Jonathan Adams
Half of them are the criminals listening to dispatch.
Connor Gomez
I don't want to fuck with the cops. They're pretty rad. I haven't thought this through, hence asking for ideas. I'm an insomniac, I need to entertain myself with something.
Michael Mitchell
Blind male walking through construction site?!
Jose Bailey
>Niggas beating gay folk AYYY
Dylan Lopez
THEY'RE BEATING HIM BECAUSE HE'S GAY
Anthony Miller
>I need to entertain myself with something. Making yourself nigger-famous to win the affections of your friends on Sup Forums is probably the shittiest self-entertaining strategy I've ever heard of.
Logan Butler
Fake hatecrimes lol
Liam Rogers
Here we go...blacks bashing gays with guns
Henry Smith
thanks Robert. you gotta do it on a holiday weekend so it seems legit. HAHAHA six blacks beatin on a fag
Justin Wilson
>takes 6 niggers to beat up a faggot topkek
Joseph Bell
Homeboy didn't keep it on the DL, Trevon be fumin
Justin Parker
>this hate crime wont make the news
Nathaniel Barnes
>implying we're friends
Probably true, I'm just bored I guess. I wouldn't want to put a cop in danger. Maybe I'll track down already happenings.
Luis Gomez
>CHOO CHOO >CHOO CHOO
Ryder Bell
I'm impressed Robert hasn't had to check his keys at all tonight.
Colton Price
>NIGGA WE CAIN'T BE CUDDLIN AFTUH YOU SUCK MUH DIK
Thomas Reed
How about you use your proximity to get us some good footage of shit going down.
Jayden Kelly
That's what I'm saying. Track down stuff happening and get pics and shit.
Elijah James
>5 white people attacking garbage bins >male white in adidas tracksuit robbing drug store >Adult male selling kidneys(?) >female asian naked screaming at customers of restaurant
Nice curvballs in between the mundacity of niggers being niggers.
Colton James
I tried doing that when I first got a police scanner, I tried to go all WeeGee and respond to calls faster than cops could, it was bretty fun actually.
Chase Ortiz
that's a good way to get extra holes added to your body. Unless you do it driving a brinks armored truck
Oliver Fisher
NOT MY DONUTS NOOOOOOO
Elijah Morales
ALL UNITS TO DUNKIN DONUTS
Josiah Scott
Oh No! Not the dunkin donuts!
Grayson Robinson
ASSAULT
Julian Miller
My neighborhood is too safe for anything to go down. I would have to travel south on the red line.
Dunkin' Doughnuts gunna fucking go nuts.
David Harris
isn't this the second call to a dunkin doughnuts?
Asher Thomas
Any murders tonight Roberts?
Luke Young
lol yes. Dunkin is getting fucked over again. It hasn't been 4 hours since the last time.
Luis Parker
That is correct.
Tyler Baker
so far one shot but I don't think he dead. but I haven't been listening all night. off and on
Elijah Mitchell
Wouldn't be surprised, nips are always around the ones I go to. Then again, they're everywhere, just docile in the parts where the cops don't fuck around.
Logan Johnson
dispatch chan is wanking
Justin Miller
great now i have a stiffy stupid fucking sexy sounding dispatch
Nathan Sanders
how these Roberts wake up every night and head out into what they know is gonna be shit is beyond me. these have to be the hardest cops in the nation.
I could see how you might think that, but Chicago cops aren't all exactly on the up and up - the mob took over the city 30 years ago.
Charles Sanders
kek
Daniel Barnes
What!? Broken nose with a bat?
Tyler Diaz
>nise is broken, she's still there screaming in the background
Dylan James
C-checking my keys.
Caleb White
HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BAT
STILL SCREAMING
Juan Allen
yea I doubt they are on the up and up but the grind of dealing with all these dindu's has to take its toll. Damn dude got his face cracked with a bat.
Xavier Reyes
"Not so random, random drug testing?" Dude on probation about to get fukt
Landon Jenkins
Hahaha
David Allen
Fuckin lol, get your face bashed in with a bat...get random drug test too. fuck his night is going to shit quick
Gavin Phillips
We got a MENTAL!
Jordan Adams
Just an alcoholic she said no history of mental
Cooper Price
She is known To drink alot
Ayden Bailey
Silent panic alarm
Jonathan James
I'm not a crazy I just drink alot
Luis Baker
Can someone post the the codes they use in the USA 114 187 112 etc
Gabriel Hernandez
>DUNKIN DONUTS
Area codes?
Robert Ward
>Dey harrassin me >I'm finna pop off nikka >caynt even gid a do-nut wifout the po-leese harassin me
Hunter Garcia
first pic result for silent panic
Hunter Smith
He means police codes.
They vary city to city I'm pretty sure, Google chicago police codes. Sometimes they are using badge numbers to identify.
Samuel Clark
>mfw I'm driving through the West side of Chi at 1am >and my Check Engine light comes on
Ethan Russell
sorry about the shitty resolution. first one I came across
Mason Jenkins
Ok but why do they say Robert all the time
Is that to say yes base or Rogers that
Jeremiah Perry
Robert is the night shift. all night shift cops are Roberts
Charles Perry
Robert is their radio brevity for the overnight or "relief" cars. e.g. "35-Robert"
Christian Cooper
10 plus bullet holes nice
Stumbled upon
Xavier Sullivan
Also you will here from time to time. "Boy" and "Adam". Boy is narcotics. Adam I'm not sure maybe morning shift
Hudson Bell
Is that it? I forgot from last year. I can't even remember any highlights. I just remember spending entire nights listening to this shit around mid summer.
Levi Butler
lol yeah. but it became the running meme that Robert was the only cop on nights saving Chicago like a badass superhero.
Hunter Hall
But who would win between Robert Cop and Florida Man?
Kayden Brown
Could I get a quick rundown?
Jordan Moore
>like a badass superhero. ROBERT is the hero Chraq needs but doesn't deserve; his nemesis is MALE BLACK, a thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night, the fight for the fate of the city..
Isaiah Robinson
I remember that. There was great OC for the threads. Never saved any though.
Cooper Nguyen
...
Alexander Flores
There it is
Easton Ortiz
>roughly two weeks before 4th of july weekend 2016 >nightly Chicago police scanner threads start to pop up >big hit everyone is in on it >waiting for the big blow out of the holiday weekend >nobody knows why everyone is Robert at the beginning >Robert becomes the One true blue savior of Chicago >he answers every call >4th of july comes and doesn't disappoint >death everywhere >many topkeks shared >election steamrolls the board >Robert threads die off >Robert toils away regardless
Gavin Walker
I remember some user sent it to CPD's twitter with a thank you note. Our collective autism is peerless.
