Why women are not as funny as men?

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why would a women in all of human history need to be funny when it's their tits and holes that men solely care for?

if I wanna hear a funny joke I'll go talk to an ugly dude, not a women.

some women can be funny but since most are lazy cunts they just try and get cheap laughs by talking about their vagina

"my pussy smells like a barnyard animal!"

*audience shits itself laughing so hard*

They're delusional and coddled by men, so they don't have any realism to their jokes. A lot of the time, they think they're funny, but it's just dudes trying to get their dicks wet. So they use the same thing on other people thinking they're funny, but surprise, not everyone wants to fuck em.

>MUh VAGEEENA!!!

not as likely to be autistic. Autism = Good comedians

Women seldom observe anything or develop wit.

Evolution required men to be more intelligent and funny in order to find a mate.

they have the minds of a child

>an ugly dude
to be fair
amy schumer isnt far off

>Why women are not as funny as men?
They don't need to be evolutionary. Even the ugliest sow can get thirsty males to fuck her by just opening her legs.

I remember someone posted a website a few years ago where some woman was selling twinkies through the mail but she had replaced the filling with her own shit. This is why women don't need to be funny.

The vast majority of female "comedians" are dykes, jews, butch, or some combination of the three. And even they aren't funny.

>lol I have a vagina
>lol men and women behave differently

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Hitchens articulated it wonderfully

vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

women in general trying to be funny are treated with kid gloves and as such are never told that they're not funny, and as such never improve
if you're a hot girl thirsty males will laugh at your jokes regardless
because they want to drop a load in you

I kek'd

Shit men have used throughout history to reproduce
>be physically attractive
>be charismatic/funny
>be functionally intelligent
>be physically superior
>be cunning
>be socially powerful

Shit women have used throughout history to reproduce
>be physically attractive

I prefer hanging around women than with men.

Women are better.

Evolution

Turbo shill!

lol brits are so gay

bender

Just noticed that he kinda looks like pepe.

Women don't grow up in the same kind of environment men do.

To men, when you grow up, jokes and humour are the way to socialise. It's also the easiest way to break the ice when talking to new people, and the best way to talk to women. Even a 5/10 man can pick up a 10/10 women if he can make her genuinely laugh, because it makes them feel comfortable.

To men, humour is basically a survival trait in the modern world. Women don't have this. They don't grow up with "bantz" as Sup Forums would put it. They don't have the same kind of social interactions as boys, and as such, they're not as developed. They don't understand humour as much as men, and simply think the best way to joke or be a comedian, is by being rude. They see a comedian swear for emphasis or comedic effect and think that's the joke, they totally skip over the delivery or joke itself.

Everyday i thank the powers that be, that i am not British,

>I make smell and blood from muh vagina
>black men hump muh vagina
>*applause* *standing ovation*

...

Do you also like complaining about everything until a man fixes your life for you?

well explained mate

>t.jealous virgin cucks who're never around women

No, I prefer women. Better conversation. All men do is want to 'complete' with each other on who's the 'toughest' or 'loudest' etc. I can also have emotional connection with women. Men tend to think they're better than women when they aren't.

>Better conversation.
Sure if you like talking about dirty cunts.

I have seen Mean Girls, women compete.

Underrated

Do you have more feminine hobbies than other males ? What do women even talk about for long periods of time

>"She said..."

That's about it, really.

>Do you have more feminine hobbies than other males
sports

>What do women even talk about for long periods of time
many thing. life. past relationships

T: a beta male who can't compete.

Are you gay?

>testosterone

That's why men are funnier than women.

Also the reason black music artists get away with being culture icons while acting retarded

No I', not gay and I'm nor Beta

Men relay on humor as one of the tools to attract women and have evolved to be funny,
Women have just evolved to understand humor enough to laugh.

Good explanation!

>wanting to hear some cunt who talks about other people that she fucked

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i fuck them and they say I'm better

This. Every woman i've dated seems oblivious to the fact that their guy friends indeed do want to fuck them and don't actually think they're funny.

>browsing 4chinz
>Not being beta
pick one

I've noticed something similar with good athletes. Many are not very funny but they believe they are hilarious because hot chicks have been laughing at their jokes since middle school.

Part evolutionary part cultural

Evolution is the biggest reason. Women have never needed to be funny for us to want to fuck them. In fact they don't need to be much of anything besides half-attractive for average-desirability men to want to fuck them. Most men don't have that luxury of picking out a funny one, when it's hard enough to find a half-decent looking one who will let you flop around on top of them. So it's never really been selected for. Also women are less adventurous than men and more risk averse, so they on average don't have a lot of the interesting life experiences that men have.

Culturally, women are coddled in a lot of ways men aren't. They don't get bullied like men do at a young age. Society as lower expectations of them. They're taught their feelings are valid and worth attention. And even if they aren't constantly validated, they can find recourse somewhere else more easily than a man. If a hot chick is told to shut the fuck up or put down in a social situation, she doesn't need to focus on personality improvement. She can just look for validation for her looks somewhere else. Hot chicks just leave and set up shop in other peoples' lives constantly. They need very little self reliance up to a certain age. This lack of incentive for self improvement is also the reason a lot of women are terrible story tellers. They just god damn ramble about nothing with no beginning, middle, or end.

what are you talking about, women are fucking funny

it's hilarious how incompetent they are

so this?:

lol, Nigel you gay

Women can be pretty funny desu, Hillary provided me with some hearthy keks when she lost a rigged election

I dont know man, ive actually met a hilarious fucking chic once, but she was ugly as hell.

they have no evolutionary need to be funny

but sometimes girls are funny. usually theyre on the masculine side and are overcompensating

but ive never seen a famous women comedian who truly is funny

Women are obviously not as funny as men. That doesn't really require debate.

But, I do think that Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman were very funny during the first part of their careers. In fact, much of their best material poked holes in feminist assumptions. Sadly, they both decided that taking in the patriarchy was more important than being funny.

Great, who's going to clean up all this tea I splurted out?

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Good observation, Chad often floats through life like most women.
Not true, all jokes about us all being spergy aside, theres a special on netflix about a team of guys on varying degrees of the spectrum, true autists, that do comedy routines together, cringey as fuck.
>Emotion
>Craves (you)s
Confirmed fag/woman

So who are the exceptions? Wanda Sykes and Ellen are the only two female comedians I can think of who actually have good stand ups.

Joan Rivers honorable mention

Creating a joke requires masculine energy, you have to give not receive.

ah, so you're the designated doormat bitchboy who hasn't built any lasting friendships throughout his whole life, probably doesn't have a "best" friend, so now he hangs out with the bitches at the office he works, pretending he's loving the "emotional connection" and not admitting that guys think you're a little bitch?

it's cute how you come here to obviously try and humble brag to turbovirgins with no idea, who don't know how their interactions with you are worth shite, as opposed to what these bitches tell their boyfriends after getting fucked for a good 4 hours

god bless, that there's dumb bitchboys such as yourself who are willing to hold a chick's hand when she needs to tell a story about that guy who looked at her in the subway funny

I'd rather be chilling with my BOYEEESS doing gangsta shit

Kill yourself

Good comedy these days is hard to create since almost everything is considered insulting. You can't make fun of fatties, you can't make fun of different religions, you can't make fun of different races, you can't make fun of gays, but what's left? You can still make fun of Russians.

historically, especially in movies, women have usually been funny in a complimentary way. usually as a foil to a funny guy

in a really classical sense: think groucho marx and the uptight woman who was in most of those movies

she wasnt funny but was the perfect foil, so she was funny by proxy

thats how it usually is with women, and i dont think thats necessarily a bad thing (but feminists want to be men so OF COURSE they see it as bad)

190% agreed. They're dumb cunts as well.

Because women are worse at literally everything except for giving birth, but if men had that capability they'd probably do that better too.
The Romans had it right. Keep the woman locked inside until she's married, then her sole purpose is to raise children daughters the same way, and raise sons to be real men.
Giving women the right to anything else was a fucking mistake.

Gender difference since beginning of time.

Women want good looking, funny, strong men.

Deal with it

Also there are only males and females and gays

There are not 60 genders and no such thing as being bi-sexual

Nah I'm just spitting out weak b8 m8. Yeah I don't mind endeing up with a crowd. Just to fuck them, and to show other women that I'm surrounded by lots of women, so those other women see me as something good, so I end up fucking them too. Other than that, I hardly give a shit about what women have to say. I just meet up with my actual m8s if I want a laugh.

>gay is a gender

On a scale of 1-10 how retarded are you

You sound like you've seen other men only through a glass window

Alright, i'll bite. I've always wondered about the strategy of surrounding yourself with less attractive females to attract females. Not sure if it comes off as non-threatening and approachable, as well as kicking off womens competitive instinct, or if you just look like a gay guy. Either way, the idea of being surrounded by women sounds insufferable.

Genetic defects in both genders......

Shouldnt you be out trying to quell your emu/muslim population?

kys

Off to the camps with you

I don't mean surrounded, like as if it's just you and 10 other women. I'm just talking in general. If women often see you with a woman (preferably attractive woman), or even better, different women, then she'll feel the need to want you. She'll feel the need to want to 'know' you.

If you're with a group of women, then even better. As long as you're not a faggot like.

>Ausfailia
>Thinking you have any authority

Fuck off reeeeee

For the same reason women are worse than men at most things: when they fuck up, instead of self reflection leading a refinement of their craft, they call sexism

Only women I find funny:

youtube.com/watch?v=t_1FSm3BZpA

Too bad she got depressed and became fat as fuck.

more uglier you are the more funny you have to be
chad can make the shittiest joke and women will laugh

How does it feel to be the token guy best friend, spending your entire life unsuccessfully grafting against women?

replace:
>be physically attractive
with
>vagina

and you'd have a solid point

Women mistake vulgarity for humor because they're brainlets that don't know any better.

Never go to a woman for wit or anything else requiring some level of brainpower

england YES

Wtf? No. Women talk about nothing. Similar to Asian friends. If you take away a sole message of competition from other men, you are likely experiencing an inferiority complex. It is better for society that men be men, women be women, and most interaction revolve around sex or formal, professional connection.

i like spending time with women too, they get crazy when they party and have more to say than they get credit for

a lot of them still aren't funny though, and when they are they're almost always bi or gay

there's something about only having sex with men that gives people a terrible sense of humour, gay men aren't funny either

Nice digimons

You sound like a woman pretending to be male

do your parents know you are gay?

Christopher Hitchens rightly points out that women have never had a need to be funny, which is why they are not.

Jokes are also about revealing and unexpected or obvious truth, but women born Liars.

depends on the men and women, plenty of women can't manage a decent conversation because they have no interests and no idea what goes on in the world around them

i love women and can enjoy their company, but a fair amount of them have nothing going on aside from looking fuckable

>give up god-tier bants for used up pussy
Ultimate bluepill

REEE

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Women funnier than men, but it's always unintentional.

The greatest jokes of the past year have been Sarah Silverman's hysterical reactions to Trump. Calling on the military to aid her in a coup, seeing "swastikas" everywhere.

These moments were funnier than anything Sam Hyde has done.

>women aren't funn-

women are more adventurous than men in my experience, they get a lot crazier and are more open minded

later office seasons were always shitty, she made it even worse.

>All men do is want to 'complete' with each other
You need new friends dude. My male friends discuss philosophy, help each other improve our goals, discuss family, dreams, aspirations, plan fun outings, and ultimately improve eachothers' lives.

You're shitting on all male friendships because you personally only have shit experiences with men. It's the same as hating all women cause they're all golddigging whores

Yes there may be truth to both, but nothing is universal. Find better friends.

So many things come down to evolution. Why, evolutionarily, would females need to be funny? Men are funny for the same reason peacocks have iridescent feathers and peahens don't.

Being funny gets you laid, which passes on your funny male genes to your offsprings, who then marry descendents of other funny males.

I honestly cant think of a single funny woman
I'm trying to think of just one and I cant
I guess one of my friends is kinda ok, but at best she just gets a small chuckle out of me
Women are terrible at being funny

I like Lynn Koplitz she's laugh out loud funny. Find her 20min Comedy Central Presents special I think it's free streaming on CC's website... it's very funny I was dying laughing, especially for a woman she's my #1 vote

But she doesn't have much material out there & she's not super famous

Lynn's full ep isn't on CC's site but they do have clips. Here are a few on this page:

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