Brit/pol/ - FUCK Nigel Farage edition

>Theresa May boasts of trade, security and freedoms while throwing it all away
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/mar/29/theresa-may-free-trade-liberal-values-article-50

>Tories are delusional. Chances of a good deal = ZERO
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/what-chances-theresa-getting-good-10116457

>It is draconian and unethical to simply ignore the voice of 48% of the people
theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/anti_brexit_protesters_march_on_parliament_to_demand_a_voice_for_the_48_1_4948248

>Pretty much anyone with a higher education diploma warns Theresa May her Brexit strategy will lead to catastrophe
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/article-50-brexit-theresa-may-michael-heseltine-peter-mandelson-vince-cable-a7654896.html

>A50 should NOT mean the Tories can do whatever they want!
morningstaronline.co.uk/a-2e46-Article-50-Not-a-Blank-Cheque-for-the-Tories

>The establishment is no longer fit for purpose. A new pro-European party is needed!
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/03/richard-dawkins-we-need-new-party-european-party

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bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism_in_Europe
youtu.be/MviFdVHltEM
youtu.be/VMYAEHE2GrM
youtu.be/81MWIsj2Kmc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

That really showed him.

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Why are BBC leaving such an important conference.

Gentlemen.

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Everyone else has ditched it too for some reason.

because we've all had enough of his threatening crap

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What's with the influx of Redditors?

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews

guy verhofstadt is tearing theresa may a new arsehole live on tv

>countless people have been stabbed or beheaded by moslems
Blaming "moslems" are we? Anyway, in the last 3 years, 5 people have died in the UK from terrorism.
In Germany, 15 have died.
In France, 159 have died.
In Belgium, 35 have died.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism_in_Europe

>tfw LITERALLY triggered today

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I miss YKTD.

Wonder what he's up to today.

No, I want to know what the Bureaucratic Jurgen Klopp has to say,

>We are the Captains now.

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Finished their circle-jerk?

Fucking hell he really has gone off the deep end with his blackpill.

It is just hitting me you left

EU flags are going down all over

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OH MY GOD BRITBONG SHILLS ARE SO FUCKING LOW QUALITY
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS FAGGY FUCKIN FINGER MEME, SHOVE THAT RIGHT BACK UP UR ARSE TO THE RING YA CUNT.

I CANT TAKE A BRITBONG SERIOUSLY UNLESS HE'S ABOUT TO REMOVE KEBAB, OTHERWISE ITS WINGING AND FAGGOTRY, FUCK OFF.

The attacks in France and Belgium were carried out with guns or explosives, two things that are a lot harder to smuggle into an island than countries with land borders, that's why their death tolls were higher. Germany attack happened at a crowded market so it was about timing.

NEW

As far as I know 4 or something people died from terrorism a week ago

>Watched live may speaking at parliament
>Bong politicians acting like monkeys

What the fuck, most important people in British government acted like fucking children. Really fires up my neutrons

When YKTD returns to greet you Bumders:
youtu.be/MviFdVHltEM

sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil,

>Ring on middle finger

IGNORE the NONCE.

Would Jane Hill get the D?

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ywf May comes out and does a speech like webm related

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Do you reckon this kraut is serious or is just playing the long troll?

>Middle Finger in the Ring.

>In the last 3 years in France, 159 have died to terrorism
But didn't 130 die in the Bataclan attacks and another 90 in Nice? Someone can't do basic addition.

You are not White, subhuman curry muncher

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Thank you for giving me hope.

>Doesn't understand the banter in the commons
Leave pls.

>4 or something people died from terrorism a week ago
That's less than an hour's body count in most US states.

You are not Human, Animal Nonce Slot Badger.

Fuck me. You sound like a boring cunt. Stay in suicide land please.

Yes. If your wife and the mother to your children look like this at 47, you're doing well.

Because there's a possibility some muslims are holding hands on a bridge and they need at least one stock image for "moderate muslim"?

Thread splitting should be an offense punishable by death.

>And we pray and we pray and we pray.
>Everyday everyday everyday
youtu.be/VMYAEHE2GrM

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I do enjoy watching it but fuck, I wouldnt want my representatives to behave like that. It just makes them look retarded

She's good for 47.
>Is a Lezzer.
>has DDs

A reminder that they will NEVER get independence unless we kick them out.

Want to feel old?

This is ABBA today.

wew lad

>999
With those emergency number trips you win...

Ah I guess nothing to worry about here then

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>Possibly.
KEK

kek

It's designed to be like that, for banter, tears, lelz etc. The real work happens behind closed doors and sometimes in that chamber for people to see.

>>Is a Lezzer.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I had no idea.

Sky has better news-fus anyway.

wow, just wow are you making fun of autists?

There is literally nothing positive that will come from brexit

You lads only come up with "less evil muslim immigration" when in reality there will be more immigration from commonwealth countries like Pakistan since we'll be more reliant on them

>drink good wine

I M M O R A L

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You will never enter an ageplay relationship with her, sucking milk from those udders as she gives you a cheeky wank at bedtime

It's important to remember the EU has nearly twice the population of the US but only a quarter of its crime

STILL no Rimmer.

last one

BBC
Did Hilary Benn mention
>18 months

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youtu.be/81MWIsj2Kmc

>Hopefully Brexit Negotiations will be done like this. With Great success.

>18 Months.
>Runnin.

That list has a strange definition of Islamic terrorism

Kosovo Albanians are muslims
Abu Nidal are muslims
Black September are muslims
PFLP are muslims
Any other palestinian group are muslims
al-Megrahi was a muslim

Hi there!

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Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

wew

Figuratively, however, Brexit is fucking ace m8, and that's all that matters in a world dominated by narrative.

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Theresa May? More like Theresa GAY. Hahaha suck it britbongs.

kill yourself

This happens a lot huh?

She has BROKEN HER PROMISE!

Aye, they do.
Sky Sports News beats everyone.

I wish you bongs the best. If you ever revive your empire, finish your job and genocide the pakis, pajeets and niggers.

Might post this in /r/unitedkingdom, see how long it takes for some cuck to sperg out

Isn't this the Formula 1 guy?

He is the most hated man in Britain, should've fucked off a long time ago.

>fucking ace

lmao how? things will become more expensive, jobs will be shipped off abroad.

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You just know someone has cracked one off whilst she's reading out the most tragic News story.

Hide it behind a title like "Tim Farron said something truly remarkable, brave and inspiring for for the 48 per cent outside Westminster today. Keep the faith".

Will you ever stop going on about Gibraltar?

SNP are just a one election gimmick right? They will get defeated in the next post-Corbyn general election and Labour will pick back up most of the seats?

SNP are extremely annoying but they are keeping Labour out of power just as well as Corbyn is so it's a double edged sword.

Multinational Economic and Political Unions may rise and fall

But the ANGLO is Eternal

0% chance of that she is a prime grade cuckservative neoliberal sharia supporting jewess who just finds herself caught having to do these things by circumstance.

>nobody can debate me

Figures, all you brexiters are too ignorant for your own good.

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>People are holding candlelit vigils in some town centres tonight

Oh the comedy

>I get this.
Satire

That would be funny but they would see the thumbnail

here's Sarah jane

Fuck off remoaner scum