*blocks your path*

What are you doing today to fight the Globalists son?

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Not selling out to the globalist. Fucking victim of pizzagate comes out on Dr. Phill and you sell out two days later

Not skipping leg day for one

>rich as fuck
>Sleeps in a motel

It is just the angle you faggot.

Proofs?

Am gonna work on my calves.

Does Jones actually think that he is /fit/? The way he parades around half naked, I think that he actually believes that he is in good shape.

was i trying to go to bed?

im so sleepy, user

let's take a nap

Just how short is this guy?

he got divorced recently
and his wife is Jewish
imagine the divorce settlement.

fuck off I already bought a water filter off you

he is going through a mid life crisis. it's cute in a way

>Not being a miser

I've seen him in person. I'd say 5'8" or so.

I always pictured Alex the kind of guy that made his bed in the morning.

you are american, therefore part of the problem
*gases*

5'9"

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Wow, my girlfriend is taller than him.

Or not.

Naming the jew , water merchant. What about you?

is she hot? post pics

>be american
>be against globalism
this is so autistic

>Posting anything personal to Sup Forums
I don't think so tim.

does she love black dicks? all women do i should not asked

I'd tell the kike to fuck off and jab him in the eyes with my fingers.

GLOBALISTS HATE HIM

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You do realize our niggers does not even look human right? Not every black looks like a american negro that was subjected to husbandry and mixed southern blood.

but still 9 inch dick on average must be pretty tempting right

describe her. I want to cuck you remotely

>tfw you finally finished digesting the JQ pill and your wife noticed so she divorces you and thereby removes the last barrier between you and the ultimate Alex Jones Show that Sup Forums has been anticipating for years so you can now make real progress in making America great again

I'm writing a paper on why Global Cooling...

Wait...

Global Warming?

Uhhh...

Climate Change! Ya, that's it!

I'm writing a paper on why Man Made Climate Change is a false narrative.

Think again idiot, Alex Jones has said himself "I am Jewish", and his show is produced and funded by kikes.

National Socialism, Alex.

I won't sell out to the kikes like you

Go live out your cuck fantasies elsewhere.

he was actually in great shape when young and is in pretty good shape for his age

this fit meme that everyone walks around with an adonis belt at 10% bf eternally needs to die, you clearly have zero knowledge about fitness/physiques

He looks like a piece of toast with legs arms and a head

His son looks pretty goyish

>What are you doing today to fight the Globalists son?

Ok ok ok, I'll buy a water filter. Just leave me alone.

Alex
>you are old now
>you are not really big
>you are actually a bit fat
Sorry, one hit from me and you would lay there, but I don't hit old men

You have to understand you're no young buck anymoar
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Hitler was a tool of the jews tho

You're literally talking to a photo.
I think Alex would win against a mentally weak person like you by just downing a bottle of super male vitality.

he would ofc still beat the shit of any tranny millenial cuck

He actually is in good shape.

grumpy czechs today.

well memed

Nigga, I just had a cup of that fuck awful tasting Caveman shit you sell. It's a great source of lots of things we don't get in our modern diets but for fuck's sake it tastes like shit.

Also, I had a feeling it would taste like shit because in that one promo, he's got a tall glass of it and takes a sip and they cut to a commercial RIGHT before he's supposed to swallow it, but he's already leaning to the right towards what I can only imagine is a trash can.

Nevertheless, the vitamins they sell are good stuff.

The problem with Alex Jones is that he exploits mentally unstable people for profit. The types that believe Chemtrails give you Autism. When he is filmed off stage you can see that he is a normal person doing it for the money whp doesn't believe one bit of the bullshit he spouts.

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don't do the snake juice, you got like lit 6 million legal prohormones in the us, they are actually quite good, no needles required.

If nanodrol is still legal I req that to gain size, in my op, even fucking better than deca.
I will never req anyone to use the real deal, as it can be 6 million times worse than drugs on you, it all depends
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Holy shit its bill hicks!!! thank god hes alive!!!

>making his eyes blue

top kek

>implying his kid died in a mass shooting

people believe the official story? holy shit lmao

He actually had blue eyes......

Why is his face still fat as fuck?

He's got a good amount of muscle and for a 43 year old that's not a bad physique. His face and neck unfortunately do him no favors aesthetically though.

Not getting sued for my company for one

Hey Alex

The same thing as every day Pinkie, shitpost on Sup Forums

He had blue eyes
>Shakes my hand. Like an old friend. And those big blue eyes. Like stars. He is glad to see me. I am in heaven. That man has everything to be king.
From the article "the Enigma of Hitler"

actually, you are completely wrong.

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Chomsky blown the fuck out.

sure he did.

Everyone does anyways. Blue eyes aren't a real thing.

>Hitler was a slight, pale man with brown hair parted to one side. He had steel-blue eyes…he had the look of a fanatic…he held the audience, and me with them, under a hypnotic spell by the sheer force of his conviction.
From the book "I Knew Hitler"

He is legit starting to look not fat, but he still needs work. Motherfucker is super top heavy and it looks strange. Literally shaped like a light bulb.

Good on him from legitimately cutting down on his doughy-ness big time.

>Everyone does anyways. Blue eyes aren't a real thing.
You are right, my eyes are actually purple
>protects against snow blindess
>you see better in the dark

where can I cop those shorts they look comfy as fuck

Who else /hairy/ here?

Jesus christ the same body type that Joe Rogan has

brown eyed amerimanlet

>green shorts
>digits
>green frog god

What did kek mean by this?

Sorry Alex

>777
Confirmed comfy desu

Fabric looks nasty
I prefer going around nakid, but it's noicer with a boxer of proper fabirc rather than blastic that just annoys your balls

We have these trousers called "comfyballs" they be noice

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>What are you doing today to fight the Globalists son?
You mean jews Alex. You can't even say it. Come on. Say it bitch.

I don't believe that the color of Hitler's eyes has really ever been any important issue, he is admired for the fact that he knew the truth, and unlike the majority, he was willing to do something with the knowledge that he had.

Blue, brown, green....it is irrelevant

no , fuck off ,kike

Goebbels described one of his first meetings with Adolf Hitler in the diaries he kept:

>Shakes my hand. Like an old friend. And those big blue eyes. Like stars. He is glad to see me. I am in heaven. That man has everything to be king.

Leon Degrelle in his article “The Enigma of Hitler” (The Journal of Historical Review):

>Hitler had deep blue eyes that many found bewitching, although I did not find them so. Nor did I detect the electric current his hands were said to give off. I gripped them quite a few times and was never struck by his lightning.

Sefton Delmer of the Daily Express wrote on February 23rd, 1933:

>By a detour we next reached a part of the building which was actually in flames. Firemen were pouring water into the red mass. Hitler watched them for a few moments, a savage fury blazing from his pale blue eyes.

Karl Ludecke, who published a book called “I knew Hitler”, wrote the following about the first time that he heard Hitler speak:

>Hitler was a slight, pale man with brown hair parted to one side. He had steel-blue eyes…he had the look of a fanatic…he held the audience, and me with them, under a hypnotic spell by the sheer force of his conviction.

No, it's just your eyes aren't actually blue, that's just the way that the light reflects on them because you have less pigment and stroma there than others do. If you stripped layers of stroma off of people's eyes, they could have blue eyes too- this is actually a relatively affordable surgery that is going to become more and more common, and anyone can have it done successfully no matter what they look like.

Nope, my eyes are blue.

Dummy no one uses long acting anymore.

Alex Jones theme song?

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They reflect the color blue, which means they suck up all other colors yes.

This is hifhschool physics, like a nigger is black because he takes up all sun gibs. Everyone knows this

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Someone make an account on Grindr with that pic.

Those are Marine PT shorts, they comfy

Teaching people the difference between trade globalization and globalism, plus teaching the virtues of having a massive potential for retaliation, in order to deter all forms of aggression.

get some silkies

Yeah except there is nothing you or I could to to modify our skin and turn it black, it's not in our DNA, but an African could modify his eyes to reveal the already existing blueness- technically, all people have "blue eyes", theirs are just covered in more layers.

He looks like shit

>I already bought super male vitality. What do you want from me?!

>everyone has blue eyes

are you colorblind?

Everyone has blue eyes underneath whatever layers they have. If I took a laser and scraped those layers off of anyone of any races eyes yes their eyes would reflect blue.

He named the Jew on his show recently

>STICK YOUR (((WATER FILTERS))) UP YOUR OWN ARSE

we don't need em, and if we do we make our own

>NO KIKES IN MY WATER

>im dumbnum

but you can't see blue eyes in dark eyes without surgery
your point is that everyone has blue eyes
and some layers right?

here only women really think of this shit
>user WHAT IS THE COLOR OF MY EYES
uhm.... uhmmm... uhmm
>at this point they are severely pissed
green?
>NO I HAVE BLUE EYES YOU ASSHOLE!
well..
>ASSHOLE, NO FICKI FOR YOU TO NIGHT

it's not exactly the female part we look at
>dey get shit pissy here with that stuff
yet they always look at your benis and you don't make a comment
>Look me in the eyes user they say
well where have your eyes been wandering, it's been pruddy much targetting my crouch 90% of this conversation
>MY EYE COLOR user YOU ONLY THINK ABOUT ASS, PUSSY AND BOOBS
yeah sure hun....

If you haven't done this this to a womyn before, they get really blussed.

When their eyes are down there, you take her chin with your finger and lift it up against your face

>I'm here hun
blussface.jpg

>I'm a grill so I never spend 70% of my time looking at your crouch I swear.
Prolly telly you better than you, is it hanging down the left or right leg

No he didn't, and that doesn't change anything about what I said, which is all objectively true.

I don't understand what you're saying.

Huh that's funny, my husband has always praised my eye color since we first met, he loves to talk about each little detail and the ways that different colors meet and shape around. I think you're just soulless.