Brit/pol/ - Happy Nige edition

>Theresa May boasts of trade, security and freedoms while throwing it all away
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/mar/29/theresa-may-free-trade-liberal-values-article-50

>Tories are delusional. Chances of a good deal = ZERO
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/what-chances-theresa-getting-good-10116457

>It is draconian and unethical to simply ignore the voice of 48% of the people
theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/anti_brexit_protesters_march_on_parliament_to_demand_a_voice_for_the_48_1_4948248

>Pretty much anyone with a higher education diploma warns Theresa May her Brexit strategy will lead to catastrophe
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/article-50-brexit-theresa-may-michael-heseltine-peter-mandelson-vince-cable-a7654896.html

>A50 should NOT mean the Tories can do whatever they want!
morningstaronline.co.uk/a-2e46-Article-50-Not-a-Blank-Cheque-for-the-Tories

>The establishment is no longer fit for purpose. A new pro-European party is needed!
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/03/richard-dawkins-we-need-new-party-european-party

>Berenberg Bank, one of the oldest investment banks in the world says Brexit will provide no positive opportunityt to the British economy
businessinsider.com/article-50-trigger-does-brexit-create-any-opportunities-for-the-uk-2017-3?IR=T&r=UK

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>tfw YKTD still hasn't returned

youtube.com/watch?v=hW93CV6m-JU

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MAYKE THIS DAY END, REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Ready for Round 2 lads?

Daily reminder that Theresa May voted to remain

Must be killing him not to be here and shitting on everything May says

Fuck pikeys.

>>tfw YKTD still hasn't returned

Don't think he will

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Ugh, I'm not fucking those lice infested gippo scum.

Its not gay to like traps

Feel amaazing thanks to Brexit

>tfw take estrogen so i get to be a femboi

If you love him so much, why don't ya marry him?

can't argue with those choo choo numbers

Look I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.

A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.

A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men.

For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul

Moлoдцы тoвapищи. Зaвepшeнa зaдaчa yничтoжeния Coeдинeннoгo Кopoлeвcтвa.

>2 years
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE HURRY UP ALREADY

>they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face.
sounds pretty gay desu with you famalam

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I think him and his fiance are on an extended honeymoon

Did someone say YKTD? My gf left me lads :(

What is Leeds like, good city or shithole?

EXPLAIN YOURSELF LITTLE ENGLANDERS

Fucking a trap isn't gay, getting fucked by one is.

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why is so depressing? why did you move to south korea?

Aye.
>Real Pain.

>You'll never have the feeling of helpless despair as you watch your CHAD/Idiot well to do and nice-but-dim twattish schoolmates train in all key levers of Socio-Economic power when Daryl and Dale from round the corner would beat them hands-down had they been given the same opportunities.

>The despair is why I shitpost.
>Systems of cunts.

Don't worry lad I'm still here

>no shit OC
>no LARPing

THEY ARE TRYING TO RUSH IN ALL THE PAKIS BEFORE WE GET OUT

youtu.be/MviFdVHltEM

>May's speech in the commons
>Mentions further devolution to regional governments
>You can palpably hear autistic bagpipe noises in the distance

wtf is Club Penguin
if Ive not heard of it, I doubt I'll miss it

how much is that lad, 2 grand?

Take the 20 off the top of the monopoly money

That is a fucking DREADFUL idea holy shit they have zero clue or care how people feel

>£4k
Holiday/drugs/prostitutes

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I live here. It's ok. Full of bars and pubs.

Plenty of browns, but the worst stay in Bradfordistan, so it's not as bad as It could be.

It's an ok city, bit small.

has Jahans released a video about the article 50 triggering yet? That'd really round off a perfect day. Some autistic salt and a cider.

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Any user got a new pond coin yet ?

>Scotland

What happened to him?

Who is your favourite rapper?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_Penguin

Sounds like a nonce hangout

Who?

He's on hiatus i'm afraid, no hint of a reaction even on twitter.

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just some pawg model
there's lots of her

It has brilliant white suburbs an shit tiered paki areas an chav estates pretty much like Every town

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You're one your own now leavers.The best part is when the brutal realization that things aren't going to get better settles in, that this was a Pyrrhic victory at best and a recession at worst, you'll have exhausted your scapegoats, you'll want to blame the remoaners, the Scots, the libcucks, the Muslims, but you'll have nobody to blame but yourselves.

He got outed for having a pretend GF to impress people in the wee hours and had a mental breakdown

He's posted a few times since but the safehouse only lets him have internet occasionally

what is his twitter? i kinda miss trs messing with him
>im going to offend you isn't it funny

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>Buy £2k worth of vaseline
>Buy a slip and slide
>Buy a large plastic tub
>Lube up yourself, the slip and slide, and fill the tub with it.
>Slide around like an autistic slug.
Then buy some beer or video games with the rest idk.

Yeah. I live in the centre, but my friend is out in the suburbs, and it's nice.

Someone post the YKTD outing meme. Always makes me kek

>unironic spongebob meme
remainers are pathetic

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Fucking hilarious.

I'm so fed up of blackpilled Hitchens. Really had enough of the geezer.

RULE BRITANNIA

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hmm

>Shurely you meant Vazeline?

All lefty jew shitrags. Why bother posting that shit?

Who watching BBC 4?

>no sharia may
>no THINGS
>no verbatim quotes of hitchcuck
come on at least try

Know your enemy

>blackpilled Hitchens
its pretty much his entire shtick

If you honestly looked at what he said, he's right. There is NO moral backing behind behind any policy. Our leaders do not see England, let alone Britain, as a distinct, individual entity. It's always a part of a (((global community))) with (((human rights))).

iskra lawrence

Live there.
Watching now.
Getting food.
>Comfy.

Sure. Whatever's cheapest. The more you can get the better. Then lube up the entire interior of your house, the exterior too. If you live in a flat make sure you lube the floor and remove the guard rails, then set up a camera. Much entertainment to be had by all.

na, listening to masonic hip hop

A love this pic lads

Friendly reminder: if he had chosen to side with Labour in 2010 things would have been different and we would probably not have had the referendum.

Probably the only good large city in the UK. Though I would say that as I'm from here.

Lots of students in the North and a lot of money across the North and West of the city. Centre is decent. South and East are less good, until you get out toward Tadcaster or know the areas.

Knocks the spots off Manchester, Sheffield and the like.

Because you can't go from socialist dystopia straight to Victorian society. It has to happen slowly. Baby steps. First Brexit then we get our country back

Now that Brexit is a dead cert, will I get a gf?

What a hellish time line that would of been.

>MUH LEGS

what emotion was he trying to convey here?

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Labour still wouldn't have had enough seats to win if they did a LabLib coaltion.

Isn't your accent giving you any luck in Singapore?

Morning, lads.

>Reminder: the Tory party have become the Blairites
>Reminder: the Marxists control almost all the important institutions
>Reminder: UKIP are Thatcherite libertarians, a dead ideology, unsuited for the modern Britain

Good job you wankers, you fucking did it.
Who would've known all those year ago, watching a funny little man blow the shit out of a bunch of dreary bureaucrats in the European Parliament, that he would actually pull it off? Amazing.

Cameron will go down in history as Cucko Supremo and Nige as a total boss.

I know you fucks probably won't get the Brexit you want (you got a fucking remainiac subverter negotiating it), but it's already a huge leap forward.
Holland has wanted out for decades. We'll be with you shortly.

This is absolute fucking horrendous.

May is cucked

>My gf left me lads :(

Reminder it's all essentially the same brand of neoliberalism.

He is a opinionated self serving cunt /like that Hopkins witch lel

spend it on a plumbing course or something useful m8

Don't forget the fact that all political movements and parties in Britain are Zionist-owned and funded. Including JewKIP. Only party that isn't is BNP and that's dead and will stay dead.

(((Berenberg))) bank