Should workers get paid for bathroom breaks?

I'm an owner of a small business. I've noticed some of my workers take several bathroom breaks a day, often spending a ton of time in there shitting and playing with their smartphones. Why should I pay these faggots to take shits and stink up the bathroom? They should be shitting at home. I'm looking into taking legislative action about this, first at the city level.

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Sometimes I jerk off at work

Not because I'm horny, but because I want to get paid for it

My boss makes us clock out when we go to the rest room

not sure but why is that dog so fat?

he's just chubby user, be nice

You are going to get sued.

>boss makes a dollar
>I make a dime
>that's why I shit
>on company time

Ban smartphones from the building for employs. If they continue to bring them in the building, fire them, it's easy to find replacements.

you shouldnt pay them if it is excessive.
simply make a policy where phones are not allowed at work. or only allow emergency calls.

or... you can just fire them for incompetence and hire people who actually want to work. with the current unemployment rate, its still an employers market.

big dump doggo is healthy at any size

the cunt of an owners fault

if you put food in front of a dog, they will eat it. its how they're programmed. if you're putting that much food in front of a dog so that they get that fat, you're a shit owner.

If the time they spend in the bathroom is a consistent problem then you should put limitations on it.
>first 7 minutes they get paid for
>anything exceeding that time is docked from their pay
You'd be surprised how fast people learn to take a shit in under 8 minutes

I purposefully wait untill I get on the clock before I drop a morning duece.

getting paid to shit is a god given right.

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>They should be shitting at home
Everyone should. There shouldn't even be full toilets in public, that's why you have toilet at home.
Same reason people are fat, eats too much and eats shit nothing should eat. But with a dog it's different because it's a sign of abuse by an outside agent.

Look at him go

wanted to add. dont fuck with people who actually have to take a shit and happen to be at work. nobody is going to hold in a shit so you can make an extra dollar. also, people who have medical issues.

allow the whites to take as many breaks as they want but only crack down on the shitskins

it is foolproof

Push Hard Doggo

Not only that, but the dumb fuck owners are either stupid, lazy, retarded, or possibly all 3, and don't take the doggo out for exercise.

Pissed me off when you see people that own working dogs like Blue Heelers or sheepdogs, and they don't take them out to exercise. Fucking dickheads.

Same
but it's because I'm horny.

If my boss told me I couldnt use the bathroom Id shit on his desk and smear it around. Im so good at my job Id probably get away with it too.

They're still on the job so yes they still need to be paid. But I would just start getting on people for wasting time or goofing around, and let everyone know that you'll be walking around more so they get the message.

>thinking someone out there is willing to break his back for your shit business

Happy workers are productive workers you faggot
If people can't take dick off on their phones every once and awhile then they're going to be less happy
Less happy = less productive
This isn't China

a 10 minute shit at work each day is the equivalent of 1.5 weeks worth of vacation

>tfw wagecuck that spends 6 hours of my 8 hour work day on forums or watching youtube videos

Just be happy they are working, most officecels just fuck around and do the bare minimum, taking a 5 minute shit break isn't going to ruin your business.

Now you see why they're pushing so hard to automate everything.

Push hard doggo

Within reason, but especially black people always insist on shitting at work (like within an hour of getting there sometimes) and that shit will take ATLEAST half an hour. I had one co admit one day he fell asleep taking a shit, woke up played some games on his phone, and fell asleep again.

Mexicans are also notorious work shitters but they aren't near as bad as the blacks.

You can't fire or give your employees the business for bodily functions. Sometimes people actually do get problems

push hard doggo

Measure the poo and pay by weight.

Daily personal allowance with fix this bullshit, bro.
They need more, tell them they need a doctor's note stating they need to piss 9001 times a day
Over personal allowance? first time warning, subsequent times, write ups.

Fucking baby boomers, man.

Give me vacation time then.

By "small business" do you mean youre a landscaper or some shit or do you mean a real business?

Your business sounds gay as fuck

I purposely schedule my shits to take place at work for this exact reason.

i suggest you education your employees on proper asshole hygiene. You don't want employees walking around all day with poopy asscracks and smelling like shit.

Having workers that shit themselves on the job sounds like a great business plan

Are they getting their work done? If they're getting shit done, then let them be.

Otherwise, pick the slowest of the bunch and fire him/her. If the rest don't fall into line after that, then you're probably the problem, not them.

Baby boomer bosses are the worst. Had one who just glared at me when I suggested something which made complete sense; as if he despised me because he didn't think of it first. Would stare at the computer and then whenever any male would try to talk to him he would just continue to stare at the screen and shake his head making no vocalization. Allegedly would watch porn at work. Also tried to blame every single thing he did wrong on me. Would go around telling people he had a small dick. Would say shit to me like, "you've obviously never been in the Marines".

Just an all around fucking dweeb who made working for him a pain in the ass. They purposefully set out to force out their younger workers. I'm absolutely convinced.

Push hard doggo

PUSH HARD DOGGO

>forcing a shit
>hemorrhoids
>sue for health and medical bill damages
>if kike mental damage from emotional trauma

Boss gets a dollar /
I get a dime /
So that's why I shit /
On company time

My boss makes me stand on a scale, noting my weight, before after after taking a bathroom break and if I am not lighter enough after docks the time off from my pay.

I hate that guy. I have told him this is indecent but he does not care.

Pay by work done, not by the hour

That is illegal in some places. Check your local laws.

Is there something you can put on the walls to kill cell phone service?

God damn your post just made me proud to be an American

You're supposed to include that in a contract before you hire them
>legislative action
Unnecessary and would probably manage to fuck everything up

What's the owner of a small biz doing shitposting with the NEETs on Sup Forums anyway? Don't you have work to do, you tax donkey?

I generally use the bathroom twice a day at work, but they're less than 5 minutes each time.

I also get the most work done by far, so there is that.

Leave Doggo alone.

Posting from the work bathrooms to tell you that I'm allowed two ten minute bathroom breaks a day. Also if you are in a building put motion sensors in your bathrooms and set them to 10 minutes. I have to get up to turn the lights back on and I might as well leave.

Business is fucking simple man, most businesses have no idea the actual cost of shit and you can just move shit around and make free money. It is astounding really.

I just bought a 20' container of plywood and sold it to a lumber company and made $10k for literally two hours worth of work. Theyre just fucking stupid my man

>t. socialist

The boss assumes the risk, capital, time and responsibility of running the business. His job is "literally everything" and you just have to show up, do what you're told, and receive a fixed amount. Attitudes like yours breed leftist dogma like a disease. kys.

Also forgot to mention, make sure the motion sensors are pointed at the doors so they have to get all the way up and moving around to turn them on.

Just ban all smartphones at work.

If they don't like, tell them tough titty

lol

I'd say they should get 15 or 20 minutes free a day(not counting lunch), after that they're clocked out

You literally typed up a response to an old, commonly known rhyme.

The autism is strong in this one.

Line the walls of the bathroom with tin foil -> no cell signals + no wifi in the bathroom. Solved

No, his job is to use his expertise to set up best practices so that his business runs well with minimal interference. Actual business owners are very uninvolved after the first few years. I know that because I have had an office literally 5 feet away from two multi-multi-million dollar companies presidents.

Same, and I'm a contractor and do it in other people's personal places

most bosses are just employees of a larger corporations who assume no personal risk and who got hired for a better job because of connections, or because they're jews.

Simple... wire up the bathrooms like a Faraday cage.

>a 10 minute shit

That's not a shit at that point that's a fucking break.

They make dollars, I make dimes
So I shit on company time.

National Socialism

That would be how I would handle it. Put your phone in the locker before your shift.

If it really did look like people were taking gratuitous shits, I'd install pay toilets and set the price just high enough to make them think about whether they really needed to shit right now or whether they could hold it in.

I own a shop here and I do not really have a problem with people using time, i pay people based on their productivity, if shit isnt getting done to my standard they are fired.

>doesn't refute the argument
>segues into anecdotes about his 'fat cat' bosses simply from observation

Opinion discarded.

>having 19th-century labour laws that allow this

Where did I say anything about "fat cat" bosses you fucking retard? They did a fine to good job and setting up successful businesses and were great businesspeople. My refute of the argument is that in actual business the owner is there to make executive decisions and delegate well. He is not an expert in all fields and if he is doing "literally everything" then he is a bad businessman.

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I know this is just a slide/bait thread, but on the slim chance it isn't, you sound like a shitty boss OP micromanaging bathroom breaks. Maybe your employees have IBS, chrons or some other (literally) shitty condition. Not everyone has a healthy digestive system and it fucking sucks to live with, let alone have your jewish boss think you're just trying to steal a few bucks of company time.

I hope you develop IBS-D OP and shit yourself during your next lunch meeting.

I have porn and games on my phone. Even if I dont have a signal i'm going to spend at least half an hour a day fucking around on my phone in the bathroom.

Push hard doggo

>There shouldn't even be full toilets in public
>indian flag

Of course.

One post by this ID.

You're retarded if you think bosses don't let shit slide for their more productive employees.

>he thinks his employees don't fuck around 80% of the time and cram their work into the other 20%

ur dum lol

>tfw got written up once for pissing before lunch

fucking bitches. excuse me for drinking coffee and not wanting to piss my pants after covering your sorry asses for 3 hours

I meant the "fining workers" part

Anyone who takes more than 5 minutes to take a shit isnt worth employing. Theres something inherently wrong with people like that.

I don't want the government micromanaging my employees for me. I can figure out how much time they need to take a shit.

Try jamming the internet connection in the bathroom, they'll get bored fast and get back to work.

"Boss Make A Dollar, I Make A Dime
That's Why I Poop On Company Time"
Immortal words next time you're in your companies bathroom with a sharpie.

Don't hire teenagers. Pay enough to hire well qualified educated adults.

If not you get what you pay for, it's capitalism.

PUSH HARD DOGGO

C-can I ask what kind of business?

Not a natural food market per chance?

Mate according to OSHA you have to provide 2 15 minute breaks and a 30 minute break in a 8 hour day. You do not have to pay for lunch but you do for the 2 breaks.

Some dogs can't be free fed, you know this at only a few months old. To reach that size it's more than dog food, guarantee the owner is a fat fuck.

Then they dump them in shelters because they are too hyper. Just took in a mutt and only recognizable breed is blue heeler. At 7 wks He wears my ridgeback out. He will need a few hours a day at least.

>He is not an expert in all fields and if he is doing "literally everything" then he is a bad businessman.

This is true in large companies where they have the money to hire specialists or outsource the work.

This is absolutely false for any small business. If you're only capable of handling one aspect of business administration (like accounting), your small business will fail. Small business entrepreneurs basically need to know everything. And if they're successful, they can eventually hire people who will then post on image boards about how they're lazy and don't know anything.

Bullshit

Nah, getting away with shit all comes down to how much your boss likes you, not how productive you are.

What would you consider a "large" company? I'd consider anything over 5 employees to have reached a point where specialization is needed to be successful, and if youre a company with less than 5 employees are you really a company?

Business owners are typically very smart in their given field and know what they know and know what they don't know. I don't where this false narrative where I think that because they are lazy or do not know what they are doing was created out of the fact that because they are smart they set up their businesses to run in a fashion where they are not needed in the day to day.

>be OP
>have unmotivated employees
>want to reduce motivation even more
The definition of an incompetent boss.

Generation X is great
Boomers are fucking assholes for the most part

push hard doggo