/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - SHOT IN THE KNEE EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

TONIGHT:
>female black getting a gun from her car
>Hispanic steeling from a man in a wheelchair
>Domestic after Domestic
>assault with a deadly banana
>Threatening people
>soccer coach grabbed a child by the neck
>A PISTOL WHIPPER
>IN A GREEN MASERATI WITH TINTED WINDOWS
>Lady is following a nigga because he wants to sleep with him
>Shot in the knee
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SECOND FOR ROBERT

SHOT TWICE IN THE KNEE

I hope a nigger dies tonight

Check yo keys
Robert

OH SHIT MALE BEANER WAS THE KNEESHOT BANDIT

nice dude! I love the rodeo. This year I saw Alan Jackson and Willie Nelson. Wanted to see ZZ Top but couldn't get anyone to go with me

2 more hours until the Nigging hour

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Any Chicago fags here?
773

Are we expecting something out of the ordinary tonight?

Who else /comfy/ here?

Keycheck time nukkahs

I like that it's slow for now. I get to make all my comfy preparations well in advance of Robert hours.

>kneeshot bandit
>not John from Person of Interest

Check yo Keys

National Guard will be sent to Chicago this summer.

Screencap this.

Any other Texas anons make it through the void?

Katyfag here

Denton is OP.

can someone give me a list of cpd memes?

I wanna see willie so bad.

Don't think he's gonna be performing much longer before he dies

just ramping up for spring, brother.

you should give her a listen.

Robert Hours always mean expect the unexpected

Y-you too...

Last year

>15131

>ZZ TOP
First concert I ever went to. Kenny Wayne Shepard and Ted Nugent opened for them. I was like 11, I have pretty cool parents. Took us to do a lot cool shit like that.

Lub you Robert

What neighborhood?

Non-Denton OP here

10-4' Robert

BriTx reporting in.

Had to close the stream. Monitoring thread for highlights.

Same which is why my mom and I went. It was hard as fuck to get tickets but it was a great show. Was the first show in rodeo history that was sold out

Here is the 2016 map.

COBRA LOOOOOOOVE
SEWER NIGGERS SNATCHING WOMEN UNDERGROUND
U-HAULS! MOTHERFUCKING U-HAULS
WHY IS THE WEST SIDE ON FIRE?!

SHOTS FIRED
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About to me but not that much, been shitting blood for the past 2 months, going to see a doctor tomorrow.
I hope it's not cancer, I've read 'Cancer Ward' and there was this guy with a cancer in the asshole, sad!

Anyone wanna start a bingo tonight?
I call shotgun on the redcard

11:00 pm in chicago.

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Beautiful amazing

Lakeview.

2 more hours until nigger start chimping

Sex offender uh oh, he didn't register

10:00pm.

It's 10 in Chicago right now senpai

10:02PM

to be*

10:00 PM

It's 10PM in chiraq. they're CST.

10:03

Not for long its not. The Wrigleyville/Belmont bullshit is spreading.

You've been shitting blood for two months and haven't seen a doctor? Shitting blood once in awhile can happen, not out of the norm. However, chronic blood out the butthole can be a sure sign of anal cancer.

I wish you the best, I hope it's just internal hemorrhoids hemorrhaging.

Southside, the better portions

22:04

LUNCHTIME ALREADY?!?

where on the southside? EP fag here

We should do a special edition for Houston.

Biggest cluster of niggers in America. Must be some keks on their scanners??

I'm the East Rogers Park guy.

Need to dust for prints dispatch, quit asking so many fucking questions

Can I get a quick rundown on this chimpout?
Did another nigger get shot by a cop or is it just the typical rise in nigger activity due to warmer temperatures?

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No description=just another nigger

They're coming out of hibernation like bears

What color.

Clear red blood might be something like hemorroids, but if it's dark then you are FUCKED

people always think that their local city will be like Chicago.

you are wrong.

no scanner is like Chicago.

Hurricane Katrina has been kicking our asses for 12 freaking years

Why do they keep saying good morning?

Anyone know how many CPD officers on a shift?

Thanks.
I hope so too, I just smoke too much and honestly speaking, would keep delaying it more and more if I hadn't read the book.
Life's simple around here, farm, visitting family from time to time and reading books, mostly.
Also got an apartment on a big city, my parent's home on a smaller one and the farm is between the two so it's just /comfy/.

Lol.

No it will be, we already kicked out all the thug latinos. The only crime here is gang bangers coming to pick on unarmed yuppies and fights outside gay bars.

Tbf Cops started in FtWorth but Chiraq is lawless as fuck

oh shit accident

This is just a typical Chicago evening, user.

>man pointing a gun out of windows

Male black in the street with a gun

SHOTS FIRED?

pyscho nigger chimping out in middle of the road...

It's clear red, I only feel pain when I'm shitting, seems to be on the outter part of it.

Nigger waking up and standing in the middle of the street pointing his gun at cars.

>cars swerving to miss him

Its got that special combination of hard core ghetto and a completely unprofessional police force ratcheted up to Wagnerian proportions.

MTG
Enjoying the battle our politicians are having with CSX?
Parents lived there for a bit, was super shady at the time by Loyola, seems like it still is.

oh shit its user

Feels like some tripped out cyberpunk shit on the ambient stream.

Can I get a quick rundown on using stuff from police scanners in music and the copyright implications?

Lakeview reporting in

PCP or just genetics?

>SHOTS FIRED

Omfg nigs at nite I can't believe it hip hip hooray

more shots fired

7542 N Wentworth, shots fired, woman screaming

shots fire 7542 on wentworth

3-4 shots, female yelling....they must've just gotten back from a Maury taping

no sir i am not a nigger

It's shit, but it's better than nothing right?

Fellow Lakeview bro! Nice!

There is a fire

Man all you need is the beer and you win, and that shouldn't be too hard.

NICE! I think if you did the 2016 It would not even be readable.

Well done.

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I don't know, it started a while back, it have never happened before.