/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - TRIBAL WARFARE EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


TONIGHT::
>A PISTOL WHIPPER
>IN A GREEN MASERATI WITH TINTED WINDOWS
>Lady is following a nigga because he wants to sleep with him
>Shot in the knee
>Sex offender uh oh, he didn't register
>EVERYTHINGS FINE
>MALE BLACK WITH A MACHETE
>Niggas getting called names
>SHOTS FIRED S H O T S F I R E D

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Based OP, Blessed thread!

what do niggers use in the hood?

First for Robert

Check yo keys
10-4 Robert

No one heard nuffin

I wish I could live in a Trump Tower

Saturday night specials user.

who /born&raised/ chi fag here? lived in the south side all my life

stolen guns.

always know where your guns are.

ghetto blasters

I like these digits.

2 male blacks black hoodies white vehicle

OH SHIT IT'S MALE BLACK'S SIDEKICK, FEMALE BLACK

everything. pistols, rifles, a nigga had a sword! machetes, bottles, sticks, rocks, U-HAULS...

I unironically love Sup Forums.

So you guys are so starved for a happening your following a city scanner with constant happenings...... I'm in!

HAVING SOME DIFFICULTY.

cheapest shit possible.

Mystery warrants

E V E R Y T H I N G

OPRV here, left I late 90's

Grew up in NW suburbs. Been in the city since college.

They are trying to figure this thing out guys.

We need Robert now more than ever

No brother you misunderstand.

Listen to the scanner.

Chicago is literally a nightly happening.

Villains beware! Robert is on the case!

Carbon 15s, ak's and Mack elevens

>following a city scanner with constant happenings
Yup. And...?

And we love you user

burbfag most of my life, now I live in North Park area

what did kek mean by this

>I'm in!
Welcome to the force, Robert. Check your keys.

>not going into the hood with wood furniture

S H O T S F I R E D

New shots fired!

Basically... But becareful it's addicting

We could possibly create new mega memes to add in political discourse to further on the subject and give it light
Plus it'll piss off the left so much if it grows

''Shots Fired"

So close, user
I think you dropped these.

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Pretty.

Especially when you listen to darkwave with it

Robert isn't on the job yet, David is up to bat.

male black, tall thin, purple jacket running east.

Male black trying to steal cars fleeing in a red SUV

who is eddie zebra?

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We should have done this a long time ago. Memories of the battle of Taco Bell the night the Cubs won.

got a stream?

He's teasing me.
Now check these digits.

Drug dealer?

>do a shot for every shots fired.

Robert is the dark hero Chiraq needs him to be.

No way user, David goes home after 9, it's 11 now in Chiraq

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>youarelistening.to/chicago

>mfw listening to moody music while shots fired

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KEK forgive me

check OP doofus.

It is the best way to enjoy /CPD/

atleast you got your 7

black male with a hand gun

I don't want to die just yet user.

I mean a video stream for that.

Awww sshhheeyyuutt male black with beard and a handgun

Ahhahahaha kek's fucking withyou now.

Well who is adam? 2nd shift?

Need fashwave-y city backgrounds, preferably of Chicago.

Eddie zebra check your stripes

>And your keys

You got lucky motherfucker

most niggers in the hood use stolen guns because they arn't legally allowed to have a gan (felons)

Daytime cars

>not listening to this at the same time

youtube.com/watch?v=s4M8xxCQ8wg

praise his mercy

>tfw ur going to cook county jail

Adam is daytime, Robert is nighttime

You came to the right place.

Bathroom bullets

For real if you fags are ever in Chicago you have to check out at least one of the live blues bars here.

It will change your fucking souls.

having some difficulty

>someone was robbing his car
>he started screaming
>call dropped
F

CALL DROPPED

baffroom

>Started screaming
>call dropped

wew

I am experiencing comfy levels I have never felt before.

F

>chicago blues

>after 1970

no thanks.

And Boy is narcotics division

>screaming and then the call cut

>armed robbery with a firearm
shiiiiiiiiiiiet

Oh fuck call from burner phone dude getting his carjacked, sees someone, screams and call drops

OH FUCK CALL DROPPED

Even if I don't like blues?

F

Are these uploaded instantly after they get taken in?

what are these?

Not Mohammed! Allahu Ackbar, don't tow no cars!

where is anyone hearing this call getting dropped? I'm on this stream broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

This.
B.L.U.E.S. in Lincoln Park is a god tier blues bar.
Kingson Mines across the street is fantastic as well.

chitownmugshots.com/

Who knew listening to life and death could be so /comfy/