/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - (EDITION) EDITION
>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
TONIGHT: >female black getting a gun from her car >Hispanic steeling from a man in a wheelchair >Domestic after Domestic >assault with a deadly banana >Threatening people >soccer coach grabbed a child by the neck >A PISTOL WHIPPER >IN A GREEN MASERATI WITH TINTED WINDOWS >Lady is following a nigga because he wants to sleep with him >Shot in the knee >Sex offender uh oh, he didn't register >EVERYTHINGS FINE >MALE BLACK WITH A MACHETE >Niggas getting called names >SHOTS FIRED S H O T S F I R E D >Male black trying to steal cars fleeing in a red SUV... >...tall thin, purple jacket running east. >BULLETS COMING THRU HIS BATHROOM >>Started screaming >call dropped >group of males in a park shooting drugs >WE NEED A HOMELAND SECURITY CHECK >SELLING NARCOTICS OUT OF A BLUE METALLIC MINIVAN >FEMALE BLACK TRESSPASSING >CRIMINAL DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY
Chase James
Comfy af
Eli Cruz
Everybody thank our based OP
Luis Lee
checked, also abdul called in spearchuckers chucking shit in the 7/11
Camden Butler
>people fighting in the basement
Brandon Morgan
Help us Robert, you are our only hope.
Xavier Scott
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Jordan Sanders
Basement apartment fight clubs Robert
Andrew Roberts
free pants
Nicholas Peterson
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Julian King
Give me a day or 2 I got so much OC for this.
Jaxson Bell
Does Chicago deserve Robert?
Oliver Gonzalez
FUCK loud music
Carter Bailey
4348 Monroe FIGHT INSIDE BASEMENT APARTMENT NO FURTHER
Nathaniel Myers
Best threads on Sup Forums.
Gavin Cooper
>mfw all this stuff >mfw my names robert
Jackson Turner
OP you are doing Kek's work
Liam Hall
Deserve? No, but he's greatly needed.
Nicholas Green
no city is holy enough to deserve Robert. He does not go where he is deserved, but to where is needed.
Hunter Garcia
Stay comfy, Robert. I'm gonna SLOW IT DOWN and work on accumulating data for the OP posts.
Logan Smith
I just want to thank all you anons for bringing some much needed attention to my city.
You fags are alright.
Jackson Lewis
Robert does it for his own reasons.
Joshua Hall
Tell us about male black, why does he wear the hoodie?
Asher Morgan
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John Gray
There is a separate music volume slider
Charles Gomez
No, but Robert goes where he's needed
Kayden Rivera
Red Line runs 24/7, straight from the south side ghettos to deliver the nigs to the white neighborhoods on the north side
Jace Martin
Godspeed, and checked
Dylan Sanchez
No there were reports of loud music.
Angel Roberts
FIGHT ON MONROE.
Xavier Morales
If you say his name 3 times he'll check his keys
Juan Long
10/10 would hit it
Jace Campbell
Yeah but we'll drop /cpd/ as soon as the new season of /hwndu/ starts.
Kek does Robert even know about our weaponized autism and his fame here?
Andrew Myers
KEEP POSTING LOCATIONS! It makes the mental fapping comfier seeing where all this horrible shit is happening.
Charles Edwards
Much love, out to all the Roberts in Chiraq... Go with God's protection and God's will
Nicholas Roberts
They should do HWNDU in Chicago lol.
Cooper Stewart
Those nigs get all those old greystones in Austin and on the south side...fug
Jace Lee
Kek, probably. Although I think we've finally crushed Shia's spirit.
Aaron Clark
It's a shame that all these houses are stuffed with niggers now. They're nice houses to own.
Alexander Green
Can you imagine HWNDU in Chiraq at night?
Christopher Reyes
JUST PREVIEWING MY MIX TAPE SHIIEEETTT
Isaiah Ortiz
God I hope so. I bet having a couple thousand bros wishing you well every night would be a nice boost
Adrian Ross
>RUNNING >JUMPING >STOMPING >ON THE FLOOR
Lucas Green
AZ that was like 5 years ago or so
Connor Lewis
Somebody sent this pic to the CPD twitter last year. ...I'm not sure what they thought of that, I couldn't look, desu.
Christopher Cox
HWNDR
Josiah Mitchell
OP is CIA training our mental abilities by having us summon nigger happenings. Good morning, check your keys
Noah Rogers
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Wyatt Gonzalez
The ultimate entertainment. I'd never sleep. Although this time around some anons would lose their lives
Josiah Gray
Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam
Brayden Wright
Oh no people running and jumping
Hold on to your seats boys, the shits really hitting the fan.
Carter Sanchez
YESSSSS i was here last night bros so happy the chiraq threads are trending again
Joseph Stewart
Top Kek.
Chase Martinez
STOLEN GREEN VAN POSSIBLE DRUG ACTIVITY
Dominic Russell
go in 30 Robert come out 33 Robert
Henry Rodriguez
Respect to the anons posting locations and making these some of the best generals on Sup Forums desu.
Christian Wood
CHIMPOUT ON SAWYER
Jayden Collins
Return to the drug minivan, not the first compliant. But honestly what else are you going to do with a blue metallic minivan
Adrian Barnes
Only faggots and Spike Lee calls this city that.
Tyler Edwards
you can still buy them for like 20 grand, but they are gutted, all the copper is ripped out of the walls and you gotta live next to a bunch of nignogs that will rob you and kill you.
Camden Martin
My puppers just brought his damned GF home with him!
Aiden Young
Hello lads, ready for another night of bingo?
I'll be making more of these soon.
Joseph Sanchez
>miss brown
Noah Richardson
ChiwoJima
Dominic Ortiz
Right, I meant back in the era they were built they were nice. I think they're still aesthetically pleasing.
Leo Jones
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Charles Hernandez
You can buy them cheaper than that.
I own 2 blocks in Garfield park.
Hoping the neighborhood comes around.
Noah Gomez
>people with garbage can robing the building on the corner kek
Ian Allen
>tonight on Nig@Nite Louder House Fresh Kangz of Atm H.R. PuffThatStuff Car 54, Check your keys
Jacob Ortiz
We should get a few anons and tweet at chicago PD about these threads and how much we appreciate the work they do, I'm sure they'd love it (except for maybe throwing the word around a lot)
there was an Instagram account I used to follow, some guy would drive around Chicago and take pictures of houses, then it disappeared, he probably got merked. sad times
Jayden Wilson
They call them Canadians lol.
>Fucking LEAFS
Parker Wright
AZ again. maybe 1 or 2 weeks ago?
Angel Brown
CPD have been in these threads before.
Charles Taylor
Hipsters have been moving there for awhile. Pushing out the Puerto Ricans.
