Seriously, Sup Forums is a mental disability

>on greatest presidents thread
>notices near unanimous adulation for Theodore Roosevelt
>Sup Forums hates progressivism, but loves the first Progressive President
>vomits

Ok, listen up you queer eye for the straight guy, cock chucking faggots. Crack open a goddamn book for once in your worthless lives.

THEODORE FUCKING ROOSEVELT FUCKING SUCKED!
>b-b-but he was a badass!

Not an argument and certainly not one for greatest president. Sure, he's a cool, tough son of a bitch elite, but goddammit he wasn't a Republican in philosophy.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT WAS A PROGRESSIVE!
Maybe not exactly in the exact same sense as modern progressives, but his fundamental principles were consistent with the autism that plagues Western civilization today.

> "The rights of the public (muh government) to the national resources outweigh private rights." - Theodore Roosevelt

^Eminent Domain Apologia 101. The citizen's rights is secondary to that of the federal and state governments. Rights descend from the government and not from a "higher power" as the constitution emphasizes (god or nature).

Teddy transformed the role of the federal government from being that of a unbiased umpire to that of an active participant within the interactions of her citizen constituents.

He was Woodrow Wilson before Woodrow Wilson. He was the first progressive president.

Why the fuck does Sup Forums unironically fondle this mans cock?

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Because pol is a natsoc board that worships might is right. They only complain about it and pretend to be libertarians when modern progressives beat them at their own game

Sup Forums is full of idiots and losers and autists. So you must keep that in mind when looking at what the board supports.

>wahh now corporations can't log national parks..
>m-m-muh free enterprise!

go on, name some more shitty things teddy did

I suspect this comments sums up the intellectual capacity of the average Sup Forumslack. No wonder this board is infamous for spawning basement dwelling neckbeards. No one with a mental disability of such severity could possibly integrate within society.

Teddy Roosevelt was a "Progressive" when it was actually needed and the average working American was basically working in Hell day in and day out. Thanks to him even the worst jobs in today's world are much much safer and properly compensated, cities are much cleaner and adequately regulated, and we got some fantastic natural parks to relax in. Plus he was a badass war hero who BTFO of spics and pacos.

Guarantee you that he would despise what Progressivism has become.

It's almost as if Sup Forums is made up of more than just a few people!

This is simply stupid OP. But thanks for this history lesson.

us-presidents.insidegov.com/q/16/9699/What-were-President-Theodore-Roosevelt-s-accomplishments

I don't see him doing anything that makes him look like a modern left-winger. Even if he was progressive back then, that doesn't mean he would be considered so now.

Virtually set America on the path of massive regulation.

Of all the things that Roosevelt did, I'm actually the most sympathetic to the conservation programs, however, certainly in conjunction with everything else he did, it established the precedent for excessive encroachment of the federal government upon the lives of the people.

This man had the Marxists in his ear if you read his quotes about capitalism and equality. The regulatory state began with this man. Now Sup Forums unironically jacks of the current president who is out to destroy it.

You're all fucking autistic.

So he starts a little bit of regulation in a time when there was virtually none. We need some regulation, that doesn't mean we need the regulation that the modern left imposes on us.

People still think JFK was good

>TEDDY ROOSEVELT WAS A PROGRESSIVE!
A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted.

>Teddy Roosevelt was a "Progressive" when it was actually needed
So Progressivism is alright in itself, but excessive application is the problem? Don't you kikes understand that once you get this regulatory ball started, its damned hell hard to stop?

>the average working American was basically working in Hell day in and day out
In infant industries where the technology hasn't been created to improve conditions, he didn't solve that, improvement of technology did.

>Thanks to him even the worst jobs in today's world are much much safer and properly compensated
You mean thanks to capitalism, not the state.

>Plus he was a badass war hero
The Rough Riders didn't even do a majority of the fighting at San Juan Hill. They arrived to the battle late!

>who BTFO of spics and pacos.
We were helping the spics revolt against the the White European Spaniards

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Its fucking amazing. Gets head blown off, suddenly a god.

What they don't understand its just leftist propaganda even if JFK was anti-commie unlike the rest of the party.

he was only mainly for keeping corporations in check (which they do need to be). Modern progressives are ruled by corporations now, just not the ones those on the right are ruled by (oil, etc).

Teddy wasn't really in it for money like leftist now are, he actually cared about the integrity of our nation and its resources. Whereas progressives today just want to the weaken their donor's competition with taxes

the common man didn't start getting the goverment's foot in his ass until FDR

>but goddammit he wasn't a Republican in philosophy.

he was related to one of the first 2 republicans of the modern era by blood, on the Howland line

What's progressive today is regressive tomorrow.

>What they don't understand its just leftist propaganda even if JFK was anti-commie unlike the rest of the party.

I think they set him up on purpose to shill for votes with his death

Purdy sure Trump's wall plan is progressive.

Our greatest president is on the $20 bill.

Because based Rough Riders

Sup Forums is autistic and has no basis in actual policy. They worship what they think looks "cool."

"Trump is a bad ass! Nevermind everyone of his policies is antithesis to my personal beliefs and will negatively impact me he tells it like it is!"

what happened to your pineapple Mexico?

>austists
You do realise autism was invented by a communist Jew to discredit people with focused intelligence, right?

Roosevelt was the LBJ of his day. Took over for an assassination by the elite.

But most importantly, he worked to get Wilson in, who created the Fed.

He stalking horsed Taft.

Worked for the banks 100%. Learn history.

>trying to use the few people arguing meme on a high-traffic board

>looks at list of accomplishments
>they say good things
WOW, he IS GUD!

>Doesn't realize that much of these regulations, such as the Meat Processing one, are unnecessary and are functions of the free market.
Furthermore, the FDA was in response to the Socialist/Communist Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle". These regulations are unnecessary and they ultimately increase the costs of the products despite his claims of protecting the consumer.

>Building a wall is not against my personal beliefs.
>Telling off CuckNN is not against my personal beliefs.
>Calling women I don't like disgusting animals is not against my personal beliefs.
>Loving American values is not against my personal beliefs.

>notices near unanimous adulation for Theodore Roosevelt
>notices near unanimous
>near unamimous
>near

Are you illiterate?

He created the state parks. Without him places like the everglades would have been paved over with walmarts and homes for stinky cubans.

He is right
Pol is literally a aspie and autistic containment board.
Every thread above 50posts I cringe at least thrice at the sheer literal autism

>Loving American values
Like being the greatest supporter for Israel?

>he was only mainly for keeping corporations in check (which they do need to be). Modern progressives are ruled by corporations now, just not the ones those on the right are ruled by (oil, etc).

That's the scam! Once you start passing any legislation to regulate an industry, you will eventually have regulatory capture. Its not good policy if what you implemented was good natured and for a genuine cause.

I'm reading through his accomplishments and I'm not seeing anything I disagree with.

>Broke up monopolies

That needed to be done.

>Pure food and meat act

There was rat meat and rat poison in ground beef. There needed to be some regulation.

>Created national parks

Nothing wrong with having a few national parks.

>Got the panama canal built

Good thing.

>Built up the navy

Good thing

You could say he started a trend, but it's not his fault progressives became batshit crazy later.

What kind of a retarded non-argument is this?

He was related to a Republican,
Ergo he was one philosophically.

He wasn't. Its partially why he created the Bull Moose party. The Republicans were split in those times and thats because of the rise of progressivism.

I don't have a hard-on for the guy, but he seems very reasonable based on these rundowns.

Yeah, Sup Forums is horrible. You should leave and fuck off to the shithole you came from. Probably Sup Forums.

I don't know if that was the main motivation, but it certainly didn't hurt. Used to be that only models fucked the man. Now virtually every "unbiased" academic sucks his posthumous dick.

What?

Not an argument for the disastrous precedent he established as President.

>can't distinguish between the Irish and Mexican flag
fucking kek

ok well I'd rather have regulation and preservation--maybe it goes too far but we can always fix the over-regulation.

can't bring back nature tho

Trips makes best post on /thread

Here's your reward

Sup Forums IS mental though

idk bruh you seem bretty mentally deficient if you ask me

Blame rebbit migrants. Teddy was awful.

>looks at one cool policy
>conveniently ignores EVERYTHING ELSE because intellectual honesty

Lol greatest president ever!

I'm agreeing with the Mick, but I think it was a joke.

W8. Dis b8 ja?

National Parks are unconstitutional.

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>Imperialist man who hated the two-party system, believed in physical labor, fought for his country, and made a hobby out of proving he was better at solving other people's problems than they were, including saving Russia's ass from Japan
Hell, the fact he even likes Russia is pretty much antithetical to the modern left. There's also the part where he was genuinely literate and went through two books a day.

If you want to criticize Teddy for anything, it'd be the fact he was a proto-Zionist.

“Issue of currency should be lodged with the government and be protected from domination by Wall Street. We are opposed to…provisions [which] would place our currency and credit system in private hands.” – Theodore Roosevelt

Can you cunts got 5 minutes without Jewish tricks?
Yeah nah I guess not. Your guy is (((Woodrow Wilson))) the Jewpuppet Globalist.
SAGED
And fuck off.

K

Why should I care though?

What did he do specifically that was bad? I'm googling his accomplishments and can't find anything he did that seems bad. I'd rather judge him based on his own actions than what people after him did.

>greatest president
>not andrew jackson

>not saying Van Buren was best

It's like you don't even like the liquidation of malinvested capital.

>doesn't want the environment being entirely fucking destroyed
>doesn't want children working ten hours a day
>doesn't want employees getting black lung and getting shit when they protest

>b-but muh nap and free market

Libertarians and ancaps are autism incarnated.

>what I can only describe as retardation

Is the implication here that a single general political viewpoint can provide solutions to all possible issues society faces?

Capitalism isn't objectively a force for good always. It's like anything else; it has it's place and time. Sometimes it needs to be reigned it.

This is exactly why I don't claim to be an ancap. Nuance is important. The range of practical solutions depends on the individual situation.

The problem is, republicans often espouse the same idiocy.

The only redeeming feature of republicans are the social conservatisim, their economics and "small-government" policies are total trash.

Damn I think I just found a new fetish.

Forgot pic

She speaks softly, but carries a "BIG stick".

OH IM CHUMMING

I agree, Republicans including trump are arguably more harmful than Democrats atleast from a fascist standpoint. I view ancaps and people on favor of pure capitalism as basically the inverse of communists, they don't mind the cost of the individual because muh ideology.

reddit down for maintenance or something?
go look at how the kansas tallgrass prairie was preserved, it sure as fuck was not the government

>implying the tallgrass prairie is anything other than a giant fucking field

Not much of value there unless you're making grass huts. Not exactly in danger of clearcutting or oil drilling or any other valuable resource extraction.

This. You need unions when kids are working in coal mines. You don't need unions when the water cooler breaks down.

IF ONLY AMERICA TURNED TO SOCIALISM, NOT SOME CAPITALISTIC SHIT. THANK GOD FOR ROOSEVELETS AND THEIR DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISITIC IDEALS

HERRO DERE

You probably blabber on and on about how the Dems and the Reps switched under Johnson, but go full retard thinking 1910's Progs were the same was 2010's Progs. Try less.

Nope.

Libcuck spotted.

>if you're not an ancap you're reddit
Lmao fuck off. I'm NS

You must be a blast at parties.

Great rebuttal, chump.

is this a thinly-veiled ancap memes thread?

We must secure the existance of our people and a future for white children.

fuck roosevelt

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Theodore Roosevelt as a man is based as fuck

Theodore Roosevelt as president and policy wise kinda set the stage for the great down trend for America

He is the text book definition of well intentions but horrid out comes for later.

What do you mean great down trend? The conditions before are what lead to the progressive era in the first place.

DELET THIS

yea, he was badass

the roosevelts were cocks that shined the jews knobs like no others.

i wouldve shot them instead of hitler if i went back in time

wouldve saves us from millions of white deaths

Of course FDR but what did teddy do? Inb4 ancap tism.

>I would've shot them instead if Hitler
Actual reddit for even thinking of killing Hitler.

The only good recent Presidnet was Coolidge. He tried to stop Slavs and Medniggers from ruining the US

The actions of inaction progressive policies and having government play an increasingly larger roll in issues that should be left as state affairs or ratified by 3/5ths the state legislature but instead created bureaucratic agencies that plague business owners because of their expansion beyond their original purpose lead to the increase in intellectualism and progressive politics hijacking an entire political party into a perversion of what the us originally was.

Try harder next time

It was either that or another few decades of shitty quality if life for most people. America has been straying from its original ideas from the very start, this wasn't anything new with Roosevelt.