>Be duck
>Beloved baby duck gets caught in weird piece of human trash
>Got to nearby road and find a human, quack until he follows you
>Human frees baby
>Everyone goes their separate ways after you quack a thank you
Is this the smartest duck of all time?
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Duck asks cop for help, cop helps, everything goes well and nothing bad happens
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Camden Long
That's a goose you fucking retard.
Logan Sanchez
geese are a variety of duck
James Rogers
>Mother Goose Asks Police Officer To Help Baby Tangled In Rope
>be duck
Lucas Barnes
I had some cereal not too long ago, even though it's late in the day. I poured the milk into the bowl after putting the cereal in first, and nothing spilled. I ate it, and it was great stuff.
Oliver Nguyen
Looks like a chicken faggot
Dylan Torres
>leaf goose
Cop should've shot both and done the city a favor
Camden Adams
>nigger cop too stupid to untangle some rope
Nothing new here
Thomas James
You don't look at a donkey and call it a horse
David Cruz
Quack
Jace Watson
Good thing the duck wasn't playing video games in his own home
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Parker Peterson
No, they're not, you dumb shit!
Ayden Cook
thx for this
Jace Carter
>be a FUCKING LEAF-goose
>literally the most nigger-tier bird on par with the seagull
>go find a nigger cop because you know he operates on the same level of intelligence as you do
>oh wait, he's just as fucking useless as your dumb pooping, hissing, crotch attacking ass
>white female cop has to do it for you
>yfw you know deep in your cucknadian goose heart that she should only be helping birds of prey instead
Jose Moore
They're both a variant of water fowl you ignorant fuck.
Ayden Lopez
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Zachary Phillips
>literally the most nigger-tier bird on par with the seagull
I'm gonna have to disagree.
Muskovee ducks are the niggest.
Connor Turner
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Joseph Harris
the victim? I don't know I assumed not the name I guess made him sound white. funny..
still even if he were black the principle is the thing.. could you be sure in the same circumstances a cop wouldn't shoot you because you are white?
James Martinez
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Thomas Moore
should say assume SO scratch *not
Joshua Gomez
HONK HONK
Jace Brown
tfw youv'e been leafed
Ayden Williams
OP btfo
Justin Evans
why are blacks so afraid of animals?
James Nelson
What are magpies?
Jackson Torres
This is now a bird thread, post awesome birds youtu.be
Joshua Morales
ninja's
Nolan White
We must secure the existance of our people and a future for white children.
Aiden Jones
>Constitutional attorney John W. Whitehead, president of the Rutherford Institute, noted government officials “insist that there is nothing unlawful, unreasonable or threatening about the prospect of armed police dressed in SWAT gear knocking on doors in the middle of night and ‘asking’ homeowners to engage in warrantless ‘knock-and-talk’ sessions.”
Sounds about right.
If you replace "government officials" and "cops" with "retards" then it all makes sense.
Owen Murphy
>cops
I meant police.
I should look into law enforcement.
Oliver Brooks
sorry wasnt arguing that it was ok if he was black, I was just wondering if this was going to turn into some riots.
Adam Perez
kek. that was pretty epic
Michael Long
Thanks for linking this, it was a good story OP.
Jeremiah Mitchell
>You don't look at a donkey and call it a horse
maybe he does. the depths of ignorance are greater than any one man can imagine.
Kayden Walker
Ducks are officially smarter than niggers.
Easton Perez
it happened a couple of years ago and the senpai has been rejected at every appeal so far the last just days ago but there were many dissenters on that court so maybe it will go to the SCOTUS
Adam Perry
good feels, very political thread
Brandon White
I agree. Only nigs wold display their herpes in the open like that.
Alexander Gray
Whatever, cops shoot dogs and beat up black people. You are a bunch of fucking idiots if you don't think we need to put political pressure on law enforcement to not acquit murderous police.
Thomas Taylor
>could you be sure in the same circumstances a cop wouldn't shoot you because you are white?
Based on my drunken, dumbass interactions with cops, yeah, pretty sure.
>Yo, hey, I couldn't figure out how to put the DVD back in the Redbox machine, so I figured I'd kinda...stab it a bit.
>Okay, put the knife away, and I'll show you how to return the DVD.
>>cop shows me how to operate a redbox machine, tells me to go straight home and sleep it off.
It's pretty sweet being white in a white city, desu.
Leo Brooks
Is this true?
Jackson Nguyen
lol black guy afraid of a damn goose
Luis Morgan
Many such cases!
Luis Wright
You get ducks when you throw a goose against the wall hard enough and he shatters into ducks.
Owen Myers
Yeah keep trusting Geese, see what happens.
Liam Jackson
Ever hear of a coot? They brutalize their offspring if they beg for food. Truly nigger tier.
Parker Harris
I've had this happen to me but it was a dig asking me to save it's human master who was whacked out on goofers, and anyway, this cop is such a fucking botched excuse for a human.
Luke Hill
Dog*
Dylan Watson
Yep we need to lay off cops. If they have time to save ducks they need to get laid off. We need to get the violent Super predators off the streets not dilly daddle with ducks. Women belong in the kitchen and nigger belong in the cotton fields you Godamn commies
Kevin Perry
>nigger doesn't help at all
no surprises here
Xavier Kelly
Geese don't attack me bro I open carry. I would honestly grab its head and just slam the body into the ground repeatedly until it became Thanksgiving dinner.
Daniel Campbell
taste like shit too
hate when the coots come during duck season
Angel Taylor
Didn't Chappelle have a bit about how niggers hate weird or non-household animals and are deathly afraid of them, while white people turn all Steve Irwin.
Landon Powell
how come ducks can appear more human than a certain kind of people?
Juan Clark
kek'd
Leo Scott
This is actually quite interesting as I've never, ever had a docile encounter with those things.
Juan Baker
Geese are literally better parents than niggers.
Leo Bennett
Canada geese are smart af.
Organized, too - if there are 100 of them, when they decide to move out, swimming, they will go in squads of either 4 or 5, never more or less. And they do it quietly and all at the same speed. Boggles the mind.
They let lost ducks camp with them over night, too.
Awesome creatures, tBh.
Also: that male cop sure is a pussy, eh?
Lincoln Johnson
Stop posting this in every fucking thread.
David Ward
It's really a sad thing how they kill so many dogs.
Camden Foster
havingb een attacked by a canadian goose, those fuckers are evil and nasty.
very smart and social animals tho.
Josiah Anderson
Cops shoot niggers and nigger dogs like bitbulls because nigger owners don't secure their pets. This is a good thing.
Chase Adams
Birds are fucking smart. Pass the mirror test and all. Unlike some "people".
David Jackson
why is she doing that? are nonwhites even human?
Nolan Stewart
>2
are you fucking collecting these, why bruh
William Moore
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Adrian Myers
>that squeaky toy noise it makes as it hits each rock
my fucking sides
Landon Smith
BIRDS ARE NOT IMPORTANT!
Jackson Carter
Holy kek.
>goose quacks so humans help
>smarter than OP
>omg this duck is genius, it asked the police for help and everything
Hunter Perry
Wasted
Gavin Diaz
checked
Grayson Miller
smarter than the average nigger
Evan Bell
Asher Cook
what did kek mean by this?
Nicholas Cook
I bet if it was a black entangled in trash he would've been shot, baka.
Carter Cook
.... it survived? Holy fuck.
Nolan Johnson
Animals and sense intent to kill, thats why they don't fuck with you but harass every Canadian in existence.
Elijah Taylor
>American education
That's a goose not a duck. Reasonable estimate though. Common core would be proud
Justin Evans
That goose would probably not be FILMING IN FUCKING PORTRAIT MODE
Dominic Scott
what the fuck
Owen Turner
oh god
The ones that not survived ;_;
Levi James
>this triggers the Canadian
Gavin Foster
shitty movie, I bet that nigger put little goose in trash
Brody Nguyen
Might be a rite of passage
Aiden Bennett
kek is frog, what he knows about birds?
Christopher Butler
American education folks
Logan Garcia
Americans look at niggers and call them people so I'd say that's not too unreasonable
Luis Brooks
I would charge out that door and attack the goose
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Brody Miller
Haha police are just awful, right? There should be no more cops they're literally the worst thing on the planet
Imagine how peaceful the world would be without law enforcement officers
Daniel King
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Dominic Torres
Is the next evolution of sleep-posting to link bedtime stories?
Mason Reyes
like fuck you would they would break your fucking legs you retard do you have any idea how strong they are ??
Christopher Reed
(chek)
>doubling down
it's a bold strategy, cotton
let's see if it pays off
Dylan Morales
It wouldn't end. It just kept going. IQ tests should be mandatory before you have kids.
Zachary Cruz
she's just a huge Gavin McInnes fan
Landon Price
no wonder geese are so dumb
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Brody Sanders
friendly reminder that water foul are natures perfect rapists
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