/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - SASSY DISPATCH EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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Ayyyy

postan some fresh Robert OC in this new breaddo--

requests?

Why don't they say the standard NATO-alpha-wordcode?

This is better then fapping to porn.

All the pleasure and none of the self loathing and hate.

Thanks OP for these threads

>Requests
Yeah, pat yourself on the back. You done good user.

Like the look. Reminds me of a william gibson book cover

Kinda starting to dislike Robert.
They was good boys

I work. What happened, autists?

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something with this, this is robert

[Jewish conditioning intensifies]

RECYCLE THIS THREAD

GO TO

wasn't the whole scanner+ambient thing a cyberpunk project? wtf I hate reality now

They shoot ol Toby?

Maybe something with sassy dispatch. Or his arch enemy MALE BLACK.

Fuck yeah, loved this thread last night.

/Comfy/

So, /cpd/, what's your favorite country that isn't your own and why? Mine is Italy, just love the food, people, history, art and culture. Cool shit.

res bump

yes

rip toby

R O B E R T

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revive

More with black male!

Is homeless guy DOA?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Roberts car is no longer kill

Anyone here like the band Fiery Furnaces?

It's male black

i repeat - LOVE CONNECTION FOR CHI TOWN Sup Forums USERS - DISORIENTATED FEMALE WITH MENTAL ILLNESS ON THE LOOSE

Robert's back on the road. Time for Justice!

Ah yes newbie here. MALE BLACK

Sounds like a cheap date to me.

Not too well, you can only get a license for a "sport shooting" or hunting weapon. I think they'll accept SKS or AK semi auto for example but it takes time and money. My cousin has a marksman rifle and ak with night optics but its shady how he got that shit. One of my neighbours has a WWII vintage illegal mauser with ammo, lol. I think since brown deluge started in 2015 a lot of people started buying weapons though.

Fight in an alley
>Where's Robert

youtu.be/Ix2N6_jLAgA?t=4m

Why CPD has been fearful and backed off the hoods past year. Riots over this shit.

This just in - Homeless man named Michael complaining of blinking ufo lights in the night sky, but is actually high on crack ?!?!

Homeless dude still breathing

Homeless guy Micheal is ok

2 ppl fighting in the alley, they be screaming

postan OC from old thread

Too bad we cant hear 911 calls as they come in.

R you 10yrs old user?

Going to dump DANK OC that art user made us last thread

It's probably better to wall them off to shoot each other. Maybe create an inner city bantustans

10-4 Robert

needs more robert

1041, 1041, ROBERT

Robbery

Mask and a hoodie
>Where's Robert

Do you have magazine restrictions? We have to pin our mags to five rounds, even an sks which almost everyone has. Yeah the muzzi invasions definitely help,lots of new gun owners in Canada too cause of it Im sure. Especially worries me cause my grandparents are from the part of India that spent 500 years fighting them.

They are walled off sort of.

Cost of living, rent/housing prices.

Chicago the 2nd most segregated city in America.

Confirmed trap

It's a discrace, Chicago is one of the USA's only cities with actual history and the Dems gave it to chimps to burn for the 3rd time!

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Lol Get on my level of autistic creativity and shit posting

Kinda middle west.

sweet i love these threads

Damn its almost lime half the crimes are just degens being shitfaced on a Wednesday night

It's amazing how quickly you can go from a poor neighborhood to a clean and nice one.

By the most recent census stats, Chicago had the be redefined as a "hyper-segregated city" (new census term)

your moms the trap , and you were born out of a gay hermaphrodite cum stained anus

I live in the blue section far top right.

And was at the bar when the furthest top right shooting happened. Friends car trapped by police tape. Blood everywhere.

OH BOY r9k in the streets rambling about a mass shooting, let's get ready for S H O T S F I R E D

Stop shitting up our thread leaf, if your gonna shitpost atleast be good.

i wonder why...

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Anons, it has been a pleasure being OP for you this evening. It has been quite comfy. I must now depart and hand off the OP duties to one of you. The pastebin is in the OP post. I'll see you tomorrow night for more hot Robert action.

Well; what are you going to do about it whitey?!

Yea you can.

The thing is there is no reason to go to poor one unless you want to buy drugs or something.

I only go because I buy property. I go there at 10am on weekdays because the 14-24 year old thugs are either asleep or in school.

His roommate is laughing at him

>Seriously????

CHECK YO KEYS

THIS just IN - intoxicated male TRYING TO GET INTO FRONT DOOR ! SMASH IT DOWN WITH A DRUNK PUNCH , BREAK THE FIST OF JUSTICE !

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Thx

This sassy lass
>Alec Harrison said his roomate is yelling at him... Seriously?

this just in - MALE RAMBLING TALKING ABOUT SHOOTING SOMEONE - HOLY SHIT FUCKING HAPPENING IN TEN MINUTES

That's so damn cozy. Thank you

The child's father is not allowing her to sleep

THANK YOU OP
THANK YOU ANONS FOR THE OC
THANK YOU ROBERT__STAY SAFE

dude someone gets shot about every 3 hours here

Underrated

Love, OP. Thanks for the revival. Sleep well.

Good damn it Robert she's listening.

One in custody
>Got em

Damn I'm salty sorry

BLEEDING OUT OF THE HEAD
F

Sounds like Robert could use the help of some Right Wing Auxiliaries.

Don't remember anyone asking what you fap to.

F
Robert

>bit him in the face
did I hear that right?

How are all these fucks still out and about at 220am when its fucking pouring cold ass 38F rain down.

I am sipping tea, scanner going, fire going just roberting on.

She is intoxicated
I think she only hit him

It'll calm down around 5am

Yeeeep.

SAUCE

>gold chain and a hat
well that doesn't narrow it down any

ROBERT is the name of their cruisers.

I'm starving. Gonna destroy a kebab and be right back. Be safe, roberts.