/auspol/ - Weather manipulating machines edition

bom.gov.au/australia/warnings/index.shtml

Brisbane and SE QLD expected to get 5cm - 25cm of rain in the next 24hours.


Daily reminder that Xenophon blocked 18c changes

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my car is sliding down the drive way and i'm not sure when i'm going to get a ticket

Fuck Pauline and fuck white ppl

>trippfagging on modern Sup Forums.

Wogs should not be in government.

Dunno what to do for dinner tonight lads

liberating women was a mistake

Xenophon is just a populist cuck. A greens/Labor-lite scumbag who is more interested in promoting the "Mr. X" brand than pushing for good policies and Laws.

t. South Australian

Same thing as every night: steak and vegies or a schnitty and salad.

Fucking Xenophon man. He's a fat German sausage: the wurst.

Stay safe QLD faggots. And remember, if you're gonna die anyway, die with style and on camera.

Any qld cunts here? Have they still got the internet? How the fuck are ya?

literally no-one died, what a disappointment of a "cyclone"

>do they still have internet?

They better fucking not. I get so much a a dew at my place and the net goes down for a week.

I'm sick of everywhere having better internet than me.

>Xenophon blocked 18c changes
Does this mean that I won't be allowed to call people wog?

you should stick to huffing petrol

I just had some like, tacos but in the soft wrap things, they were nice. burritos?

No. AND the HRC gets to doublecheck the case is politically beneficial to them.

That depends. Are you a redheaded, freckled, albino-white "aboriginal"? If not, then no. If yes, then yes. And when someone complains about you being white you get to sue them for racially discriminating your white ass.

brisvegas is gettin fuckin woned rn, I'm inside, got the day off work and enjoying a cold bevo

pic related

Latham is back on twitter and fired up lads. We need to meme him into saving Australia:

twitter.com/RealMarkLatham

>not drinking coopers
poof

I genuinely miss latham, times were simpler back then

Cook up some grub hey

fuck up cunt, tryin' something new you fucking nigger

Apparently he's meant to be right leaning idk

>this

I was thinking about buying a pack of smokes to try them out at the IGA, but a pack of Bond Street was 40$
what the fuck is up with that?

Checked. Bro those digits.

Latham for God-Emperor of Aus.

Someone do that meme and tweet him with it.

only one worth drinking there is the extra stout rest is utter garbitch

What is with all this tripcancer in Aus/pol/ lately?

I hope that cunt steps up and joins One Nation. Him taking over for Pauline would be exactly what the party needs to break into the mainstream.

currently in the middle of brisbane and it has pretty much been pissing down since 6am with a few small breaks in between, pretty cosy though not gonna lie. Internet working fine as well feelsgoodman

can confirm, basically played Dota 2 all day and the connection is pristine

>Lately
>implying there have been enough aus/pol/ threads recently to make that statement
Lucky to have one every second day

West Ipswich reporting in!

rained all day. bucketing down i spent all day in bed because i bet on uk greyhounds at night autz and im a NEET. foxtel isn't working so i missed an episode of Veep.

won't flood where i am because i bought this house knowing how to read topographic charts. woke up at 4pm, made myself a flavourbomb caesar salad and put on a nicotine patch. my 2 doggos are outside on the veranda staying dry.

questions?

you're genuinely retarded if you use foxtel in this day and age

Seeing tripfags ruining threads drives good posters away.

Let those doggos in. They are social animals.

was 18c hatespeech laws? cause i'm going to be so fucking angry if that got blocked

I actually almost went to work today, so fucking glad I didnt.

checked.

coles has chinky smokes called shaeng xi for $17 for a pack of 20's. iga can get u choice 20's, woolies= rothmans. all sub $18 for 20.

t.3rd day without ciggies.

i love that guy

>Actually being dumb enough to smoke chink ciggies

Darwinism in action.

sky racing 1 and 2.
fox news and RT
bloomberg and cspan.

they my jams holmes.

i started using a pipe and have saved an absolute fortune using loose tobacco

mind you i only do it in my backyard so nobody can call me a faggot while i'm puffing on the thing

That picture though.

just fed them, they'll spend the night inside- i'll wait till its a little darker.

HELP ME, IM DROWNING

i quit this week. darwin is just a cyclone bait multiculti town to me now.

wise wise move ausfriend.

whats that in inches for us normal people?

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Caboolture here
rugged up having fish and chips, TV and foxtel havent gone out once
9 news saw my neighbors steal from a drowned car
feelsgoodman

Average White American - Average African American

Catch a ride with one of the local crocks. They'll keep you afloat for sure.

>whats that in inches for us normal people?
the fuck cares?

the metric system is the only reason the french get a pass in my book.

no i said INCHES. Not cultural opinions

more likely to build a raft out of snakes

obviously I care. I dont speak freaky deeky dutch

I know that 15cm is apprx. 6 inches because that is what my dick is.

SHIT IT DOWN
>Invite 3rd world people to your country
>Be shocked you now have to live by 3rd world norms
Is this the story that will finally wake the normies up? Dirty curry shit on your doorstep every morning?

news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/gps-data-will-be-used-to-catch-taxi-drivers-using-a-laneway-in-sydneys-innerwest-as-a-toilet/news-story/07e4e4fced45c25b7788518d36d54f7d

deus vult! 1488

auspol is the only reason i hang out here. last night there was a 300+ post thread about kebabs and the majority of posters considered turks as "people"

shameful shit cunts.

I dunno m8, but the creek near mine has doubled in size and claimed 4 houses lmfao

Oh of course. Can't believe I forgot that option.

Just don't go with the dolphins, no matter what they promise.

>pic related

I've been considering getting a vape cause fuck the price of smokes.
Also the aftermath of the cyclone was rather boring just hope that the roads aren't flooded on the way to the gym tomorrow.

>saw my neighbors steal from a drowned car

REPORT THEM!

Just the stench of the people themselves even if they haven't taken a shit in the street is enough.

Imagine being an elderly person and needing a taxi and some street shitter who can't even speak English turns up to drive you.

Just fucking ridiculous that we have imported these subhumans.

it's better for you but you slam through it fast and vials online go for 30 a pop for like a few grams of the shit

Someone probs did, they aired the video of the kids doing it

were the kids petrol sniffing, barefoot lake angels?

WORSE
maoris

should i get foxtel installed?

damn my dick is huge apparently

>video of the kids doing it
Where is the link to said video?

im visiting from California in Melbourne. where should i go to fuck australian women?

Pic? Or at least describe it in graphic detail

thats actually BETTER. there's a chance they can be deported. if i remember correctly, more "people" have been deported to NZ than anywhere else.

no kys, we have the internet for a raisin, your fuelling murdochs kikey media empire you fucking disgusting shill

depends on the type of tank you're using. But you can get 120ml from NZ for $65 and that lasts me 1-1.5months

Not until they reinstate Mark Latham

So when are you didgeridrongos gonna make your own flag?

Anywhere that isn't Melbourne

was just on the tele

Can I be an honorary Aussie?

Is it the climate that makes you all so dumb? Or is it the taxes? Or the criminal ancestry?

you can't outshitpost us sheepfucker, get up on outta here

Fuck Queensland and fuck wh*te One Nation voters

Did it clearly show that the thieves were non-white?

tits or fuck off sheila

it stands up at inappropriate times

it gets me into trouble constantly

if it was a friend it would be a very bad friend

>tfw got raped by a maori
>he got deported and is now homeless in christchurch

Post butt first

Not Melbourne.

Also fuck off we're full.

>is unique and original

...

extra stout is my absolute fucking fave.

couldnt even care about the "muh aussie" bit....just a superior beer

FUCK YOU JEWS

>got raped by a maori
Tell story please.

>Western Australians on the top end of the list

NoGun cucks and general faggots. Recently elected labor.

i went to footscray but had no luck, apparently its meant to be filled with hipster liberal chicks but they werent interested

>this

>18c changes blocked by cuck Xenophon
Fuck this country

i can't even drink stout anymore after years of it, just get that bitter taste in my mouth and feel like heaving

doesn't help that i only drank it becuase it was 6% though