Can we Make France Great Again?

Or they just cucked?

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>1916
>France holding out against germany
It took the combined forces of the UK, France, and the fresh waves of US troops late in the war to hold back the germans.
France has never been great. Literally ever.

The US didn't join til 1917 you plum.

at its greatest, France was allied with Turkey (Ottomans, tbmp)

so, no...

Former Germany was an empire, it included Poland and had an alliance with Austo-Hungarian empire.

When Germans made alliance it's okay but not when French do the same thing.
Fucking cancer, germanboos are ruining the Sup Forums.

i don't world war 2 on this one

France was on its own until mid 1916 outside of marginal support (15% of the troops engaged) from the british who were occupied on other theaters.
We defeated the german on the Marnes in 1914, broke the Schlieffen plan and pushed them back until they started to dig themselves like the autists they are and led to the statu quo of the next 3 years.

>France has never been great. Literally ever.
France has the greatest military record of Europe, the simple fact your country exists is a testament to that.
Also who took back Jerusalem ? Frenchmen.
Next time one of you burger LARP as a crusader remember your LARP as a frenchman.

>battle of Verdun
>UK + fresh waves of US troops

France did stop Germany at La Marne and then Verdun without the help of the Brits. Although considering the German Empire had so much more manpower and French industries were caught by the German advance, British help certainly was critical to the victory in the long run.

Except for being war profiteers and forcing the German into their desperate Spring Offensive. Murrica didn't do shit. Eath shit lard ass.

And they did not seriously get involved until the last hundred day offensive. Just so Wilson could plant the seed for another war by not allowing France to annex the Rhineland during the peacetalks.

t. clueless american

>Napoleon conquers some German states while being allied with other Germans states
>"VIVE LE FRANCE, Krauts are weak!!"

>France can't beat Germany on the Western fronts that only Germany fought in for years in WW1 despite fighting on them along with Britain
"Haha. We won the war and beat you fair and square! Anyway, here's this long contract that should ruin your country forever because we don't want this again because USA might not help us the next time."

>France gets BTFO in WW2 despite Germany only having help from Italy while France had help from almost a dozen countries in the Battle of France
>"R-remember WW1 and Napoleon g-guys! W-we are at least a-as good as Germans in war! P-Please!"

2nd Reich when

> « Ruin your country forever»

Fuck it, when France lost the 1870's war, we paid the reparations and did not complain, but when Germany lost, itt's « we dindu nuffin ! »

Being a sore loser is a symptom of autism, just like being German.

>1792 - 1809
>all kind of krauts keep declaring war on France
>get their shit beat out of them at every turn
>litteraly no fucks given

>1870, Prussia bait Napoleon into doing something stupid
>France loses big time
>moderate human losses on either side
>huge loss of territory and even bigger fine
>France pays the bill in five years

>1914
>Germany trying really hard to trigger war against Russia
>gotta do France first though
>With 12.5 men more than France France this gonna be a cake walk right?
>invade a neutral nation and commit many warcrimes there
>almost reach Paris, stopped at La Marne
>don't want to admit defeat, so let's just dig up and be extremly shitty beings using poison gaz, flame throwers, bombing Paris and London just because as well as unrestricted submarine warfare
>try to bleed out France in Verdun
>try last offensive in 1918 because country already starving and army almost kaput
>fail again at La Marne against French tanks
>lose war
>A big chunk of most harrable French lands are destroyed, 1.7 million French people dead
>think they'll get away with it
>don't like surrender terms
>decide not to pay reparations
>litteraly create hyper inflation rather than pay France

>1939
>Germany does it again

Seriously fuck you and your shit nation.

>Current times
>Half of german people have slant-eyes from russian lineage
>Krauts are still fucking Europe up with their "refugees" crisis.

Yeah, what a great shithole you have, germans.

>>Napoleon conquers some German states while being allied with other Germans states
>>"VIVE LE FRANCE, Krauts are weak!!"

Germans were worthless warriors during napoleonic era, you were always shitty fighters just like the austrians, I need to dig a bit but I know there is some commentary of a british general about it somewhere basically stating that you are a subpar force on the field without unusual skill nor particular courage and that only the prussian among germans made good soldiers (which is the least they can do since they were autists whose entire culture was 100% dedicated to that).

Also until the campaign of Spain we always fought and won in numerical inferiority, something germans never did outside under Frederick the Great.

>France can't beat Germany on the Western fronts that only Germany fought in for years in WW1 despite fighting on them along with Britain
>"Haha. We won the war and beat you fair and square! Anyway, here's this long contract that should ruin your country forever because we don't want this again because USA might not help us the next time."

70 millions germans preparing for war since 1890 and making invasion plan since 1904 fighting 40 millions french who came on the battlefield with fucking red caps, technological disadvantage (because of the lack of preparation, you had total air superiority, gas, flamethrower and portable machineguns), outdated tactics, an industrial tissue rapidly captured in the first year.
Also the Versailles treaty wasn't our idea, Clemenceau didn't care about the economic sanctions, that came later, what he wanted was the creation of Rhineland states, english and americans refused for different reasons (english wanted to contain french influence, americans were still delusionnal pacifists.

Germany is literally autism the nation.

>"R-remember WW1 and Napoleon g-guys! W-we are at least a-as good as Germans in war! P-Please!"

We are far better than you at war, history is here to prove it, everything from Bouvines to today shows that you can't into warfare because of repeated disastrous decision making and inability to manage long lasting conflicts.
It wasn't really a problem when you were led by the austrians because they compensated this weakness by exceptionnal diplomatic skills and alliance policies but since Berlin takes the decision your country has basically lost half of its territories.

What a shit thread.

As usual; trying to erase anything pre revolution.

Let's create a shit thread sponsored by a shit private american company and let's create some more chaos inside Europe.

>France gets BTFO in WW2
Friendly reminder that the German "lightning warfare" took three times as long as Napoleon's casual stroll to Berlin. While his troops were dragging canons. By hand. Through the mud. Hell, the mud probably resisted Napoleon more than the Pr*ssians. And they didn't even have the excuse of having lost an entire generation 20 years earlier.

Ferdinand Foch was right, you subhuman fucks should've been eradicated. We need a Final Solution for the German problem.

Yeah, these motherfuckers even thought of blowing up all the French coal mines during their retreat. BUT WE DINDO NUFFIN! NOT UR WAR!

Fucking krauts.

Germany seems really like pure autism

Let's also not forget that the only reason Paris still stands is because some Swedish diplomat managed to convince the guy in charge to disobey Hitler, because it'd be better to be remembered as the man who saved Paris than the man who destroyed it.

Not even the Muzziest of Muslims would go this far to utterly destroy Paris. Even they can at the very least appreciate good architecture, which is probably the only thing Islam hasn't been utter and complete dogshit at. Unlike the Germans. I've visited Paris, Rome, Brussels, Amsterdam and Berlin and only the latter made me want to gouge my own eyes out.

Holy shit how did I forget about the Franco-Prussian War? That one was almost as embarrassing as your WWII performance.

>That one was almost as embarrassing as your WWII performance.
You mean that war in which the Germans sent children to fight the soviet hordes so Hitler could stay in his itty bitty bunker for one or two extra weeks?
>B-BUT WE DIDN'T SURRENDER! WE WENT OUT FIGHTING UNLIKE THOSE COWARDLY FRENCH
That shows the difference between French and German warfare. The French fight like gentlemen: they seek to achieve their goals, force peace upon their enemies when all targets have been met and throw down the battleaxe when it's clear their goals cannot be met. Unlike the German savages, to whom there are only wars of extermination.