Swiss Bros, get in here and talk shit about your canton

I'ill start
Vaud
Refugees r ridicolous
Too many foreigners
Too many socialists
Expensive housing cos of foreigners
Fuking niggers in Bex r scary

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shoo shoo bergjuden

Burgers again

You're scared of niggers?

When i come to the train station and 20 of them are standing and looking at you yes it is kind of fuking scary

I am Foreigner in Zurich, but there is too many Parasites at least we are not like Geneva and all the communists there let's buil a wall before the EUSSR implodes on us
PS: Swiss girls cheat to their BFs with me so they are technical C.U.C.K.S

Wait, so actual straight out of Mozambique type of niggers?

Bern master-race reporting in

Yes, although probably Somalia. Plus where I live we have a bunch of Syrians moving in, honestly I fuking hate the socialists here

Good luck finding a swiss person in Geneva

Get yourself working shoes with a steel nose. Also carry a hand whip, don't know why but Niggers fear whips, must be a meme our ancestors implanted in them

aargau = shithole

The worst part is that the refugees dont work so they literally spend their day 'WE WUZ KANGS' and smokin weed

I had no idea Switzerland was getting hit by the crisis. I am from Italy and I haven't been engaged in current events lately, please tell me it's not that bad there.

>our ancestors
Dude like 2% of all whites owned slaves. Don't fall for nigger memes.

We voted against fuking mass movement, but for some reason refugees keep moving in. Thats the French part though, can't say about the bourbines

I admire your country greatly.

Our model only works when those who move in integrate. I honestly don't mind portugese people because they work hard and take part in society.....
Meanwhile turkish people sit on welfare I pay for and deal drugs

>smokin weed and hanging out in train stations
so a late night drive by would be disregarded as a drug related crime. Seems like the solution is obvious.
They fear whips, don't know why, just try it out

My wet-dream is one day be a Swiss citizen: I'm even 1/16th Swiss (my great grantpa was french swiss). Are you ok with foragers if they respect your norms and values?

What? Bullshit. Im from geneva and i neever saw a refugee

no , you have to bring a PhD and secret technological konwledge otherwise we don't want you

LOL i was at the main station there once for like 1 hour , niggers E V E Ry WHERE

Yeah, anybody who basically uses common sense and is conservative can be Swiss. If you know the language and work then most people don't mind

I go to Zurich every 3 years (I'm going there in ~2 weeks for holidays) and I get sad every time because it's very hard to find an actual swiss, it's all foreigners

Geneva isnt Vaud. I don't go there a lot, got mugged once behind Kempinski

Black people arent really refugees. Syrians arent black. Which station where u at?

Only been to vaud once. So idk. Didnt see many non whites.

Switzerland is a mainly white country so....

>They fear whips, don't know why, just try it out
It would just look spergy in the US.
I'll CC a gun instead.

Dude switzerland is like 25% foreigners and increasing. Its a mash of parts of frange germany and italy.

>Just CC a gun
lucky bastard

I often take the Geneva Sion train to see family. The amount of niggers, gipsies and sand niggers has exploded in the last 5 years.
Most of them don't have tickets and go from wagon to wagon to hide from the controller. Luckily there are none in the countryside. Keep your country clean, swissbros.

Also heres a memeball if u want

bump

Valais has it a lot better than us though. Shame Freysinger fuked up this time around

Vaud too.
Shitty land use planning with some absurdities in the countryside and we're 20 years behind the swiss german in the cities.
Speaking of Lausanne: all the west side of Lausanne is a ghetto. Politicians are telling us that the strangers are integrating but I still see the same portuguese and spaniards that don't learn a word of french and don't even try to integrate.
Selling drugs is the main activity of illegal immigrants and they are trashing a whole district in the center of Lausanne and the railway station of Yverdon. Strange that Lausanne is one of the worst secure city of Switzerland...
Way too many socialists but they can't even make a good school system when it's one the most important thing for them. btw we can't even learn german and young people often feel more french than swiss. It's like being proud of being swiss isn't tolerated at all.
Also price of housing.

On a positive note, the financial situation of Vaud is one of the best and we have a good economic growth.

Vaud is a fucking disgrace to our nice country. It's full of degenerate faggots and leftists.

Bern should have burned it to the ground.

I love you finland.
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Poor eurocuck here. Looking to migrate to Switzerland next year. I'm white, work in IT and willing to learn French. How welcome would I be? Wouldn't want nigs and muslims in town if possible.

St. Gallen master race

english is ok in IT in and around zurich

loads of young male east africans around nowadays

What canton was it the betrayed everyone for the eternal french manlet?

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Come on, that was funny. Fucking bitches...

If you have good qualifications in your field, you can probably find a job near Lausanne because IT sector is exploding there.
You can get a job permit without too many difficulties because you're in the schengen countries. Be aware that the imigration policies are way more severe in Switzerland than France so the immigration procedures are taking a lot of time. But if you found a cool boss that helps you with that, the immigration papers can be accelerated and you can integrate really fast.
If you learn french, and don't act as the typical "frontalier" that spits on Switzerland but makes happily a ton of money, you're welcomed.
Sadly there are niggers and sandniggers in all the french speaking cities but they are only visible minorities because they spend their time outside. They are only in the center of cities and in poor cities.

hey guys can i come to switzerland?

I keked

My problem with this has always been the Partybeer. I mean, wtf? How about some Fendant or something?

Danken Sie.

Switzerland sucks. The most boring country ever with the most bland food, followed by the most bland people.

Hang yourselves.

Im moving to Europe
Where should I go to start a family
Looking for
>geographical & natural beauty
>high % white
>uncucked govt (relatively)

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I would plant a Swiss and canton flag in my yard to be honest. All I want is a good job, a piece of land to farm on and a bunker. I heard they are cheap to buy from the government under certain clauses.

>uncucked govt (relatively)
not Italy

Switzerland is beautiful. Fuk u man

I'm of Celtic/Nordic stock anyway I wouldnt wanna BLEACH some Meds, as much as I respect your culure

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>Geneva
Purge all communists RREEEEE

>BLEACH some Meds
meds are white, it's just memes on Sup Forums saying the opposite

Your country is an embarrassment, just so you know.

One day Im going to kill a bunch of niggers in yverdon, with a silencer. one day you'll see it in 20 minutes bro

I'll know /ourguy/ did it. If by some miracle you manage to escape after your attack, could you come to Geneva and do the same here?

I never said you werent
But nords and meds are differemt races

You won't find land to farm m8. You can only find flags in the mountain. Most of swiss citizens do like their country but they aren't nationalist.

notice my OC.

Switzerland is the most free market county in the white world correct?

Try Isle of Man or Guernsey
No taxation

Or Jersey

There's a bunch of state interventionism in the economy, so no. And don't get me started on the health insurances which keep bloating every year with flimsy excuses being thrown around.

Bumping
Help me out anons

That's alright. I'm hunhater myself. Fucking pseudoslavs, this nation deserves death if anything.

I grew up in zurich but moved to study abroad. in the last 5 years saw so many fucking shippys (sandnigger, syrians, niggers, turks) Im coming back to visit my parents in the summer, im a little worried im not gonna lie

Compared to Canada it's still white mans paradise lad.

Yep it's true, don't come here and leave this thread too. While you're at it kys and take your familiy with you thanks.

How dare you. It's the best and potentially most radioactive canton of all.

Erdoğan is your benevolent daddy

honestly you'll be fine in zurich, contrary to other cities, zurich is small and safe and as long as you avoid places like langstrasse where shady shit is more likey to happen.

>high white %

If you can put up with the seeing a few niggers on your way to work.

>geo and national beauty

if you want to live in zurich, then there are really pretty towns that are a 15 minute train ride away from zurich mainstation, (Adliswil, Thalwil, Rueschlikon, in that general area)

>un-cucked goverment

can't really say much about it, dont know enough with the whole current situation.

You could try Romania.

>very cheap housing, food
>very white
>government is just a bunch of bumbling idiots which maybe is for the best
>very beautiful nature

Just beware the young lefties, they're obnoxious but thankfully they're stupid as fuck and are mocked by all who are sane.

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>compared to canada
zurich is a white paradise with some servant niggers roaming around

Zürich or Zuerich is really dangerous now.

A pack of wolves attacked me while i was coming back from Denner.

They sniffed my pork ribs.

What a pleb; he doesn't know Globus.

Whats the requirements to get citizenship?

Thanks goy
Whats Austria like? Redpill me

doesn't shop at jelmoli food or schwarzenbach kolonialwaren lmao

That's what happens when you take the wrong exit from the train station in Stettbach.

Ticinese here. No need to remind me my almost-nigger status, nor that my canton is a shithole.

How is Vevey and it's region? I would prefer countryside renting, maybe living in a small town. Remote work common for IT people?

Better than walking down the road and getting attacked by a fucking rattlesnake, mate
Ill take the doggos any day

fuck... i used to carry a rack of ribs with me to repel the mudslimes! you're telling me now they attack regardless of the mudslime and jew repellant?

Where abouts in Zürich if you dont mind me asking did they attack you?

i'm not a romandiefag but the french party is nigger infested i'd stay in hungary

Jelmoli seafood district is pathetic.

Just between us.

Except soups in can.

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I too will one day be a Swiss.

what are the best cantons?

yeah i don't really eat fish mate

seems like the German and Italian speaking ones are more conservative/libertarian

>requirements for citizenship

swissinfo.ch/eng/becoming-a-citizen/29288376

>niggerslimerepellant; or you could always marry a swiss citizen

The ones starting with two a's. Thrn follow the alphabet.

it is more free than America.

Switzerland, Liechtenstein, that's about it. Britain may be getting better.

DON'T GO NEAR ZURICH HB (MAINSTATION), LOTS OF REFUGEE GROUPS, YOUNG MEN UUHM CHILDREN, EITHER HARDBRÜCKE ENGE OR STADELHOFEN, HB IS CANCER

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one day...