Why aren't you out having sex Sup Forums?

Why aren't you out having sex Sup Forums?

Name me one thing better than fucking all the time

protip; you can't

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Sup Forums is better than sex.

masturbating to amateur porn after smoking a gram of KUSH

You must be a virgin or something. Sex is extremely over-rated. It's warm and wet, and ontop of that, most girls don't wash their ass daily so they stink.

I'm a 34 yr old, fat hairy sex machine. I had sex last night.

Blowjobs - least you dont have to cuddle the cunt afterwards, you fucking saft cunt.

Also; fighting, is better than sex.

But you're probably a beta, and have never fought :(

Because I don't want a disease or a baby momma.

Because picking up thots and fucking them without caring was making me a miserable degenerate person. Working on cultivating virtue and finding a virtuous woman to marry. Might be a fool's errand but I feel better about myself.

Bc been with the same person for a long time gets old

Just got done fucking my daughter, now were cuxdlibg.

>tattoos

Dropped. Go kill yourself, whore.

Sex is when two people get together and make love.

It's where babies come from

heroin

This guy gets it. I have no problem with the ladies, had same gf for 7 years now, and a quick handjob or jerk off is easy with same ending. Sex is dirty and hard and meh, it gets old.

This is the correct answer

But how can everyone have the 'one?'

Or is it only the really lucky ones

saged

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>nearing 30
>have had plenty of sex with many partners
>multiple instances of group sex
>don't find the chase enjoyable anymore
>don't give enough of a shit about getting laid to game women anymore
>would rather have a nice conversation, have some passionate love-making, and some cuddling after
>tfw it's been 10 years since I last trusted a woman not to lie through her teeth at me constantly
>tfw can't find a woman that isn't just some filthy whore that wants to be beat up and fucked like a dog
>worn out by it all

is right, fighting is better to satiate the animal instinct. I just want love again

Because I'm at work right now. I'll have sex later.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

Work gets in the way of fucking 24/7 unfortunately.

This.

you have to turn a girl into the one, they don't just exist. Also don't think about sex, which is pretty hard when selecting a partner. But it's why arranged marriages are surprisingly successful, because people who aren't thinking about sex and in your best interests pick a partner.

That girl in your pic would be awsome...without the tats

>name me one thing better than fucking all the time
Literally anything else. The only reason I fuck is for the physical and emotional release so I don't go around killing people. It's an inconvenience, worsened only by how pitiful of a lay the woman is. Most of the time, you're better off jacking it.

These fine gentlemen get it.

>>most girls don't wash their ass daily so they stink

Fucking THIS

This

i'd rather get drunk and eat sushi. that way i don't have to be pretending to be interested in a warm hole that's otherwise boring and shitty to be around

Race cars.
Vrmmmpshhhh

fpbp

>would rather have a nice conversation, have some passionate love-making, and some cuddling after
>it's been 10 years since I last trusted a woman not to lie through her teeth at me constantly
>can't find a woman that isn't just some filthy whore that wants to be beat up and fucked like a dog
>I just want to love again
Congratulations, my dude. You're fucked. Some faggots are probably going to say you shot yourself in the foot for your degenerate past, but realistically, they're too optimistic about women. Your concerns and desires are perfectly legitimate, and it will be nothing short of a miracle for you to find a woman worth loving. Now would be the right time to take up drinking and hobbies that will dampen the pain.

Sex is the scared act of creating life, not a cheap disposable needle for subhuman jew loving traitors to use and abuse.

Sex should only be had with married couples, strengthening their love, and done only in moments which are appropriate.

Trust me, single night stand sex is only exciting the first few times, after a while you become empty inside. Women are not sex objects, they are the mothers of our children and deserve respect.

>name one thing better than fucking all the time

Raising children and saving my race

What are you doing later, sexy?

good job not being degenerate. The best sex you can have is with someone you love and you're committed too.

A huge problem in western society is our level of prudence. We know there will be negative effects in the long run but we say fuck it. If you treat sex like this you'll get diseases and the emotional satisfaction of sex will go away. If you find the love of your life it will degrade the sex you have and you'll be tempted to be compare them to your past partners. You will devalue you partner and dehumanize them. You can catch diseases or even get a girl pregnant. If she has an abortion it can cause her mental and physical trauma and you will be responsible for that the rest of your life. It can make a relationship much more complicated too and if you marry someone who waited you'll feel guilty.

Sex is great but if you don't treat it with prudence or with someone you love more than yourself it will never be as great as it could be. Love the one you have sex with. It will make your life much more satisfying

Thanks for the sympathy, my dude.

>Women are not sex objects, they are the mothers of our children and deserve respect.

Respect still has to be earned, and most women act like sex objects these days. The whole of society, with feminism as its spearhead, tells western women that to be anything more than a sex object (cooking, cleaning, being a mother, being supportive of a man, etc) is weakness and 'patriarchy.' When women start acting as a creature deserving of respect, then they'll get it.

>Name me one thing better than fucking all the time
Said like a true virgin.

I can. SHOOTIN' MAH GUNZ!!!

Because superior non white men have taken all of the whte women. But its ok, i still have my anime

So sad how shallow of a culture we have become...

so i can transmute my sexual energy into doing more useful things

>fucking all the time
are you a virgin? cause fucking all the time gets boring as shit

Indeed

Not even trolling, sex is boring as hell.

It feels amazing for like 30 seconds, then once it's over you just want the girl to leave you alone and go do something productive.

Maybe I'm just asexual or something, but all normies think about is sex. They revolve their whole lives around it.
They have all night sex marathons and that would just bore me to tears. The whole time I would just be thinking "I wonder if there's a merchant jpg thread on Sup Forums right now."

U wot m8? I will be tomorrow night with my MDMA and viagra.

Restore my classic car, take my daughter out to the park, play vidya and drink beer with friends, go on holiday.

If you're just going to waste your sperm without knocking women up why the fuck even bother?

tell us about your sexual exploits nerd virgins

Meh. Masturbating is faster, doesn't need as much work, and also releases dopamine.

One time i didnt make cummy for 4 whole pumps

pussy is dirty

It's all wet and fishy.

Reminder that sex is one of the biggest bluepills. It's a distraction from actually accomplishing things in life.

All of the great men in history who got shit done, they thought sex was boring and viewed it as a necessary duty when the time came.

Hitler, Napoleon, Teddy Roosevelt, Churchill, all these men were driven to success because they didn't let the hole between the legs distract them from following their dreams.

who gives a shit about marriage?

god didnt make you so you would have a "good" marriage

Nigger, this explains why my oldest sisters had this (literally) shitty smell on her every now and then. Fucking disgusting. I even grew with two fucking batshit insane sisters, these fucking whores left their period-stained toilet paper in the fucking toilet bowl without flushing - it's so fucking disgusting it's unbelievable.

Or my ex-gf missed a semi-long hair when shaving her pussy. That shit's a fucking boner killer when doing her a fucking favor and licking her out. The last sex we had, she said I can put it in the hole I want, except I already inserted my finger in her anus before and some poop-juice on my holy fingers. Disgusted by that, not trying to touch her or myself, desperately searching for a Kleenes to whipe that shit off, she didn't fucking notice it. I mean, bitch, how can this dumb whore not feel she already got some nigger fetuses in her rectum? She always made sure to be clean, but not on the last time, fucking whore. And is brash enough to suggest that I can put my love-lance into her pesterous anus - I wouldn't that shit with a condom either.

Seriously, fucking women; always thinking they're some top shit while they actually are the most disgusting human being in the whole galaxy universe.

Sex with sluts was unfulfilling. I usually wanted them to get out of my house as soon as I finished, but then I'd have to deal with them the next morning.
How do I find a gril who I'll still want to be around the next day?

>Name me one thing better than fucking all the time

>listening to music on LSD

fpbp

Yes, well I never said we don't judge the whores. Whores should be outright shunned.

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I am inventing new genres of music

>thinks Animal Collective is a good example of "psychedelic" music
On top of that, MPP is like their 7th best album.

So fucking right. I went down on my girl the other week and her ass wreaked of sweat and shit. Women are fucking slobs.

taking a shit

TOTALLY....And while you're at it why don't you stick on Dan Fogelburgs "Same Old Lang Syne"

Teddy couldn't bang 'cause he can't move his legs

don't listen to this virgin, sex is the best. only heroin beats it.

bretty good


Last sunday we listened to Four Tet - Rounds album

fucking incredible

Christ! I hope you fucking said something to her!?!

This is just a fusion of every Euro style since the 70's

Nice one Swedish Kraftwerk

Well, I'm asexual. I have no interest in sex.

That's probably just the excuse he gave his wife, because he spent half his presidency hunting and hiking in Montana.

booze all the time

because it does not feel good to have empty sex with sluts

and when you let it sit half way in between fully out and still in you

smoking weed

Arranged marriage is the one

Go for your childhood sweetheart

Live your life like a harem

Whoah

addendum: Sup Forums is better than sex with the people I can realistic have sex with

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i made fuck with a random the other night, not that great anymore. id rather be in a relationship and spend time with someone i care about, im getting old

dude lmao

Ironically so did Shaka Zulu. He wouldn't let his soldiers best off or anything.

Love is better than sex. Sex is slightly more pleasurable than shitting or pissing and lasts about as long.

Loving someone and being loved gives meaning to your life like nothing else can.

Having power, real power is better than sex.

Sex is nothing in the grand scheme of enjoyable experiences.

That's FDR, not Teddy.

In your dreams Sancho...

Sex is lame. It's an urge, and you can't help thinking about it most of the time. But once you have ejaculated, you realize how dull, how pointless it is, how ephemeral the pleasure is, and you feel shitty for giving it so much importance.

We're entering the cyborg era; one of the best thing this will do to us is stop thinking about sex.

This guy gets it.

Sex is fun in the moment, but it's about 700 million times better if you love and have feelings for the person you're fucking.