This board has fucked me up. Last night I got racist with people I just met.
>Be me, 21, student >Invited to mate's flat party >Head over with gf >Get faded af >People want to go to club so hard predrinks begin >Playing ring of fire like fucking 13 y/os >Someone makes a new rule that no first names allowed >Call the Asian girl "Slanty-eyes" >Call the Pakistani "Jasmine" >Call the French frog "Frog" >They were visibly and audibly offended >Kept saying "It's banter! Come up with a name for me!" >I get no name >Unknown to me I am now the drunk racist in the corner
>Be today >Staring out the window >Dawns on me what went down >Cringe hard as fuck
Fuck me I'm spending too much time here. Stories of this site fucking your brain, I guess.
racist bastard im glad you will become a minority on your stupid island
Luke Sanchez
you should be ashamed of yourself because racism is a form of hatred, and hatred is the force behind evil.
Henry Nelson
>thinking "slanty-eyes" is an acceptable or even banterous nickname for someone you just met
mate, cmon. that isnt even a thing that gets said on Sup Forums
Matthew Allen
what is racist about those names ? ok the slanty eyes thing is kinda, but those eyes are slanty so its the truth...
Nathan Price
you're still trying to rationalize your way out of it by blaming this board
soon the full realization of what a fucking moron you are will eventually come
Kayden Allen
>Can't take the banter The Dropbears will deal with the weak. Such is the way of the land of Australia
Angel Campbell
>tfw normies will never understand light-hearted racist banter
Sup Forums meet up when?
Juan Anderson
u must be new here
Daniel Lopez
Dunno what the fucks their problem, it's Aussie banter. What a bunch of fucking soft cocks. If someone talks shit about you talk shit back. Don't come to Aus if you can't handle our bantz ffs.
Noah Peterson
I believe this, and I feel bad for you. You must have been extremely drunk and thought everybody loved you I guess. I have had good luck in my IRL racial discussions. I even convinced 2 18 YO grills that my friend brought over that the jewish problem is real in 10 minutes thanks to Barbra Spencer. I dont know any minorities other than a black kid though, but hes cool Pretty stupid, but nice and fun to be around.
Joseph Murphy
Ehh its not as bad as you think, i get called literally hitler but some friends when im drunk but they still ask for my opinions on things. Just be smart and credible. People will still follow
Sebastian Gonzalez
Sorry user it's not the site, you're just autistic.
Oliver Phillips
Revealing your power level in literally the dumbest way possible and potentially pushed more normies even further down the blue pill road. I hope you have learned from your mistakes.
>drinking >going out with friends >having friends >being around other human beings >not spending 16+ hours a day dedicated to shitposting on a moroccan scuba diving equiptment discussion forum
John Ramirez
Gee I sure haven't seen this thread before.
Tyler Scott
Good vigilance user
Aiden Bailey
Very similar thing happened to me the other weekend. Got drunk and racist at a friends apartment party for the first time. Sup Forums is a part of my subconscious now
Jeremiah Morales
if you said that you were drunk af and couldnt come up something better they would just accept it. I guess
Julian Johnson
>people find 'Slanty-eyes', 'Jasmine', and 'Frog' offensive Was this in Australia?
Christian Johnson
Shut it you Slanty eyed fuck
Tyler Mitchell
Bag hahahahaha! CIA Bronie Cucks BTFO!
Jason Brown
whats so bad with your friends knowing you're a racist? you're way ahead of them in line of turning into a stormfag.
Nathaniel Thomas
Probably foreign uni students used to white knighting SJW's. I have mates who are foreign born that are ten times more openly racist than I am against anyone. I have a serb mate who literally cannot talk to a black person longer than 5 mins without saying nigger. Difference is we all work for a living and aren't fucked up pansy uni socialist degree majors.
Isaiah Cooper
why is being racist so central to you having a good time?
although the same can be said for the rest of Sup Forums, you have to realize at some point that stoking unnecessary divisions don't really work in a society that has to progress together.
John Williams
This is an old CTR template. Do not reply to shills.
Sebastian Williams
Haha fucking idiot! Never use racism in jokes with people you don't know, ever!
Even then, it's the reality of life, not a means to belittle...les you be a Neo-Nazi (KIKE subversion).
Aiden Allen
I cant watch TV anymore all series are blue pilled as always but now I notice so I get disgusted with the not so subtle political correctness and delete them from Sonarr by the end of the year I will be watching old tv series from the 70s and 80s.
Fuck this gay earth!
Angel Peterson
sounds like you stated facts
Elijah Sanchez
the autism level in this post is....pretty much average for here. you're among friends, user
Ryder Gray
Good I hope they kill themselves later
John Young
Meh, OP could have gotten away with it if he build himself up to the moment. A comedian doesn't just rush into a potentially offensive joke. You could have told a couple of jokes first before name calling. Plus you forgot how to filter out who can handle a joke and who couldn't. Sounds like you were with emotional people. You could have just been alpha about it and waved it off as they can't take jokes and you're just drunk and move on with it.
Nolan Rivera
Stale pasta faggot
Sage
Christopher Morgan
This is why I am scared everyday someone will attack me with insecticide spray while I'm ravaging blonde chicks in Germany with my bros over there. I am a victim. Give money bls.
Gabriel Thompson
>>People want to go to club so hard predrinks begin >hard predrinks begin
Did you not get the memo of keeping yourself in good shape to fight the culture war? You embarrassed yourself. Have a few but don't get drunk. Show them the white man is always in control. They will naturally bow...
Henry Reed
Give me a throw away email. We'll meet up and be bffs for lyfe man.
Jace Stewart
>Sup Forums regular >engages in degenerate party culture you think it's all just funny "maymays", right?
Grayson Fisher
>Call the Asian girl "Slanty-eyes" >Call the Pakistani "Jasmine" >Call the French frog "Frog" >They were visibly and audibly offended
Mason Johnson
Germans turned into the new leafs after article 50 got triggered
Lucas Smith
No worries dude.
At work there is a hapa named tina that likes to dance salsa and actually looks latina (large eyebrows too). everyone was talking about nicknames for each other and I said she should be called LAtina... kek
Xavier Robinson
>reveals power level to normie friends >expects anything less
Leo Johnson
Your names were obviously not good enough for them
Asian girl should have been lil kim paki should have been the big bang Frenchies names is surrender
David James
Only problem I see is that you regret saying those things.
Go away faggot
Anthony Cook
disgusting
Anthony Diaz
Sounds like those people couldn't handle the bantz.
Their loss.
Connor Morgan
>They were visibly and audibly offended
You are better off without them, if they can't handle the banter. We have a neo-nazi in our workparty and he is decidedly not white, so off course we call him Cuban, gypsy or refugee.
Carter Gutierrez
Lol loads of people think I'm racist for voting leave last year. This is just typical normie behaviour reacting from no no words their universities tell them are bad and that Muslims are totally our friends and not trying to bring in the Sharia in our way of life or anything
Julian Morris
I thought all Australians were racist
David Garcia
>Yet here you are, back again, shitposting away.
Jordan Myers
Top kek, you can't shitpost in real life.
Alexander Edwards
Than they dont like you humor, a tuga would say you are a backward colonial descendant of criminals and asians. Take whatever shit you replying and procede to smoke hashishe drinking beer and vodka
Jose Roberts
>be me talking shit about muzzies with new friend at bar >we're drunk >haha this is great didn't expect to find a fellow racist who I could talk with >blah blah yeah why are they getting imported anyway? >I stare him in the eye and say "you don't know about the kikes?" >he becomes visibly angry and begins yelling >oh fuck it's r/The_Donald in real life >now the bartender is mad at me too >wtf all I said was "kike" >I get asked to leave >I go home alone and shitpost on Sup Forums
I guess this is where my life is
Kayden Bennett
can't even laugh at our differences any more.
we must hide them away and pretend they do not exist.
this is how we achieve world peace.
silly ausie. you should have known. parties are where people virtue signal, not have fun.
racist use slurs. the people who make hiring decisions based on race aren't racists at all.
Christian Cook
You shut up wide eye
Dominic Ramirez
The story of my fucking life
Noah Flores
>hangs out with chinks and pakis
Kill yourself.
Asher Hughes
Found the soulless gook
Grayson Perez
>Get faded af >faded sounds like you earned it
Mason Cook
Fuck that reminds me of last weekend. Someone was talking about how race is just an illusion and I went on a big rant about race realism and the difference in IQ between races. Everyone left my party.
Bentley Gonzalez
>Go to local pub with friends >First thing I hear is a drunk fatass yelling 'fuckin racetraitor' because his friend orderd a coke instead of a beer >Go inside, dixi flag on every wall >get drunk with friends and people we meet in the pub >Talk about how hating niggers and muslims is dumb, they're only the weapon, you must deal with the murderer holding the weapon (jews) ) > have a great time >Come back next morning with same friends for some hangover breakfast >Cute chubby waitress tells me that my meal is on the house >Go on Sup Forums, someone posts some article from some marxist in Stockholm > "HOLY SHIT SWEDEN IS FUCKED HAHAHA" >mfw >mfw I don't have a face because I'm on phone
Owen Torres
you are really autistic. fucking devil
Henry Flores
M8 the shit I post on this site is definitely not what i'd say to 3 girls I just met. You're causing cringe on a whole new level
Ryan Myers
Nah Sup Forums ain't the problem here. You are just autistic and don't know how to act socially appropriate
Samuel Garcia
racism is all in the intention... you were just trying to have fun. these people are shallow
Connor Thomas
If a random person I just met starts dropping words like nigger and chink, il be annoyed. If a close friend says it, we laugh. Why? Because you've created a rapport and know eachother. If some beta fag goes out and irl shitposts to some people he just met, ESPECIALLY women, expect backfire.
Daniel Hughes
>phoneposting
You're even worse than OP, kill your whole family and then yourself.
Austin Walker
He irl shitposted to people he just met, you can't blame ops autism and shitty social skills on them
Ethan Thomas
I had a similair moment about a year ago. Was at intro for new study and we were playing a card game where you had to drink so after a while I got quite intoxicated. In this card game the lowest card possible was a 2, but I thought it would be funny to set as the new rule that all black coloured queen cards would be the lowest card. And I actually went with this joke for quite a while and everybody just either got a bit mad or ignored it. This was at one of the, if not the, leftest universities in my country, at a political sciences study. I think they just forgot after a while since they were drunk as well, so I didnt have too hard of a time after that. But I still cringe whenever I think of it.
Jose Murphy
>dixi flag on every wall >in sweden why tho?
Jace Ross
Kek
Nolan Edwards
Unlike you I don't have a shitbucket
Sebastian Clark
Stale saged reported informed the fbi
Joshua Morales
>hanging out with nonredpilled Christians
Henry Ross
>live in south >farmer/semi poor culture >hate the north for centralization >hate the north for bringing in non whites
Mason Phillips
Should start out with purplepill versions like (((international bankers)))
Matthew Bennett
>ifunny.co
Jacob Butler
>Be a manger >A black guy was recently hired, really cool, really intelligent and we talk politics, religion, race, etc. >tell him to do something >" If i's a good nigga masta, will i get to sleep in the big house" >"nigger, if you do good you can sleep with any white woman you want"
We laugh and continue on with the day.
Jace Jones
You're all a bunch of weak nigger loving jew cock sucking faggots.
Kayden Williams
>Tfw exclusively phone post because I'm hardly at my computer
Luckily I've got hundreds of smugs saved to my phone so I'm always prepared to shitpost
Julian Morgan
best bait
Michael Wright
Those nicknames aren't even Sup Forums tier and neither funny nor witty. Git gud
Dominic Young
It's because it wasn't funny, nothing more. If you're going to tread on that sort of ground you need to be smart about it. And stop blaming the board for your social retardation, people with that mentality tend to ruin the fun for everyone by getting shit shut down.
It sounds like you just opened with Slanty-eyes, which makes everything after that just come across as aggressively racist. If you had just called them like Mulan, Jasmine, and Belle/Pierre, it would've been way easier to pass off as you being cute.
Julian Lee
>go >out >side
For real dude. So many people here suffer /r9k/ tier bullshit.
Find a way to reduce your anxiety. Something basic. Think about the bullshit that goes through your head when you're in social situations. It's just you fucking with yourself
I went out on the weekend with my friend to some gig (which I've been invited to in the past but never went) and had a blast.
Met some girl who seems kind of red pilled but has had like 60 something sexual parters so...
But just go out. Life is a struggle. Most nights out will mostly be a struggle. Start embracing it and you will feel the whimsy of life start to flow through you faggot
Adam Martinez
>busy shift at Japanese restaurant, place is a wreck >as we are cleaning upcoming say to coworkers "wow now I know why some of those Chinese restaurants are so messy" >they laugh >then I say "but then again we aren't filthy animals" >they are like dude woah
Charles Sanders
...
Michael Roberts
You did nothing wrong
Jackson Sanders
>watching old tv series I've been watching antenna tv for awhile now. Jesus Christ my life is horrifying.
Sebastian James
You're making the mistake of thinking most people here look normal, much less have the ability to act normal.
Andrew Reyes
Simple solution: Dont hang out with people who dont know your racist and dont accept you for it.
I have plenty of friends who dislike my racist bullshit, but they put up with it because they know I would gladly push them out of my life if they opposed my freedom of thought. Those are true friends, the unimposing kind.
Ian Parker
Hatred is necessary for survival and the most important emotion. Hatred is the conquering of fear
The force behind evil is lust for power
Jack Gonzalez
>Be Aussie >Fail at banter
Noice goan theya m8
Nathan Collins
Yeah you gotta test the waters a bit more user. But just for good measure, fuck those faggots they can all rot in hell.
Landon Richardson
Sounds based, you should sign up for WWE, Vince would like the cut of your jib
Jonathan Fisher
>Australians still believe they are better shitposters than leafs