Racist Jokes Against Whites?

Someone told me that theirs no racist jokes against whites and that's why we can't make racist jokes about others. Let's change that! If we joke about ourselves then maybe they won't lose their minds when we joke about them. I'll start the show. #MakeRacistJokesOkayAgain! #MRJOkA

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No jokes needed.

White people can laugh at themselves without chimping out, so its a non-issue.

Only whites are capable of being racist.
Therefore there is no such thing as racist aganist whites.

SJW 101

>no food culture

>pretending whites don't molest anyone

just fucking die already faggot

I believe this one. I actually do like spicy food, but every time I eat any I get these weird looks of concern.

The people who make these memes don't seem to realize Southern europeans exist. The meme is definitely true for northern europeans though.

Sup Forums BTFO

Maybe an ok idea, OP, but your joke is retarded.

The VAST majority of sexual abuse occurs under the "watchful eye" of single mothers.

Therefore... What the fuck are you talking about?

oh shit.

This has completely converted me.
Guess im off to kill some whites and find out about my new transnigger self.

I need some posts of blacks being racist towards whites. its for an argument i'm having, and google is shit

WTF are you talking about?

You can't be funny when you let your butthurt show through your jokes
See for example
This might have been a funny joke until you read "NO FOOD CULTURE," then you realize they aren't cracking a joke in good humor, they're actually made about white people

How is this even a stereotype? Aren't hot wings a white thing?

I was thinking the same thing.

The other night I took some Viagra then woke up 8 hours later, still had a raging hard on. Naturally I freaked out and ran to my phone to call a doctor. I was so panicked I ran full speed into the wall.

Broke my damn nose.

blacks rape babies all the time tho

What's the stats on Muslims?

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But user, you CANT be racist towards whites....

Blacks dont have the power of systematic oppression.

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wow can i get these sent to a black friend of mine? is there a subscription i can sign up for with a cell #

Meant for

"whites are nerds"

"whites almost destroyed the earth with nukes"

Black "cuisine"

good goy

This. The "no food culture" line ruins it

It's telling, and strange, that non-white racial memes are always based on a 'true' stereotype, like black men abandoning their children, whereas anti-white memes are always based on a flat lie. Niggers and spics have way higher rates of child rape, especially in their own countries, and white(French) cooking is so good, it has influenced every other nation's cuisine.

>implying europeans are burgers
Fucking kek. What a retard.

I like jokes that are accurate.

>If we kill ourselves, we'll win!

Very smart thinking goy.

>implying niggers read
Fucking lel honkeybusiness

I recently had a career ending surgery and had to get on food stamps...

I discovered why blacks take spices so seriously. You can't buy spices with foodstamps/ebt, so they see it as a high class luxury to have spices, because they had to pay for it themselves.

Now you know

or southern muricans. only yankees and brits who boil their meats can be lumped in here.

this
If you live in the south, you eat peppers and put hot sauce on everything.

I can't eat breakfast anymore without garlic, hot sauce.

I've been on the hunt for white people jokes beyond small dicks and bad dancing for a while. I'd settle for small dick joke if the setup,and delivery were clever enough. The joke in OP's post isn't bad except it's terribly inaccurate. If there is no truth to the joke it's hard to laugh.

i did not know this. but their spices are all chitlins and bitter greens. i think the only true spices that nigs buy are salts.

>no one calls out the obvious samefagging
ffs

thats scleroderma, small mouth syndrome
something that is slightly more common in black people, so don't you feel silly now

or an uptight walking gait, or doing the ubiquitous 'thumbs up'. the mockery of white speech habits seems to be a subject for derision. the only other thing that comes to mind is the need for sunscreen.

Niggers fuck kids all the time. They refer to them as "shorties".

i do remember a golfers joke.
"why do white people wear funny clothes to golf in?"
answer: "so they can look like niggers too."
antique joke for sure.

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None of them are any good.

The one you posted is terrible.

Blacks are too dumb to mate quality jokes.

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>What's the difference between a black man and a white man
>A white man won't steal ur bike
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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That's funny, the statistics of the gov's CP archives proves otherwise. Also FBI's own crime statistics.

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>from predominantly black area
>grow up surrounded by black people
>realize as an adult that at least 4 out of 5 black girls have the first sexual experiences in the 10-14 age range, mostly with men over 18, not uncommonly with family or 'friends' of family
>almost none report it
>even fewer ever make a big deal of it
>niggers consider this normal

I was a full on progressive until 22.
I believed everything the left wanted me to believe.
I knew we were all equal.

I voted Trump.
I'd prefer to vote ethno-nationalist or at least full unabashedly civic nationalist with a belief that eugenics is a legitimate method to move humanity's evolution forward.
Sterilization of everyone under 91 IQ should be mandatory.

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>robbed twice at gun point
>had guns flashed at me on the street and in traffic
>been in dozens of fights growing up
>attempted burglaries of my home and many others I know
>witnessed a couple hundred assaults
>too much shit to list, don't have all night
Almost all perpetrators black.
Never a random violent encounter with a white person.

Pic is legit.
I drive everywhere now.

jewish white

>"muh master race'
cucked your whole life by low iq alpha nignogs

pretty interesting concept...

I always thought it was because of shitty cuts of meat, and figured their "spice" was lowrey's poured on everything.

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>have to pay 89 whole cents out of your pocket for some paprika
>it's now a luxury
This only solidifies my view that blacks are trash.

How do you babysit a black child
>You wet his lips and stick him to the window

have a collection of white jokes...good ones r rare

>that hand

Avoiding a dangerous encounter =/= cucked

If anything, the niggers are cucking themselves by missing out on many opportunities due to this racial gap thats created from their violence.

because whites are superior in literally every single attribute.

I eat habaneros all the fucking time. If these non whites make memes, make them already true.

Here's a good on OP

It's nips and gooks that molest the most kids. Followed by blacks. I've never seen a story were a white guy fucked kids.

race jokes dont apply to everyone...they are generalizations, example-why do whites always analize everything,they r just stupid jokes laugh

So was exploring the world and trading for spices.

That is a terrible example because at least the peanut butter works.

>be me
>be in the UK
>hey man, I made some stir and fry you want some
>no thanks m8, it's probably too spicy for me
>tfw used just regular peppers but everyone cowards at the sight of me cooking

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>same dude tells me woes
>having a shit time because he can't cook
>why don't you try some rice, you can pretty much mix it with anything
>I don't like race, but thanks for trying.

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>another guy from the dorms
>invites me over for dinner
>dinner is literally boiled vegetables
>thanks m8, that was tasty.

I wish I was lying

all i see is whitey bashing other races on a white joke thread..whites have weak skin

I love spicy food and there's a great tradition of spicy food based on foreign spices, horseradish, garlic, etc.

the whole negroid race is a joke though

Uh user.

>In 1895 Dr. John Harvey Kellogg (the creator of Kellogg's cereal) patented a process for creating peanut butter from raw peanuts. He marketed it as a nutritious protein substitute for people who could hardly chew on solid food.

>using whitey
>flag

color me surprised nigger

>here's an wafer thin steak rolled up with veggies inside.
>it's high cuisine because the ingredients are super expensive
>and my skill relies on the fact that me and my friends recognize each other in a perpetual circlejerk
mmhmm

There's only three cuisines worth mentioning worldwide

>Chinese
>French
>Mexican

>inb4 doritos and chinese takeaway
I'm already seeing your shitty memes

just because the white race is better then nigs doesnt mean the white race isn't a joke as well

no one can be this stupid.

This is the face of the alt right

>Killing your gi system and heart with hot sauce

Please, keep showing us how badass you are Tyrone, and let me know how many heart attacks you have before 60.

Kellogg also invented nofap

am i the only one with white jokes
>meh tier jokes about whitey "fuckings niggers"

A shitty crop of a shitty crop

White cultural identities are so unique as a whole it's hard to make fun of the entire race because of it.

Now countries, on the other hand...

>A FUCKING LEAF
>SWEDEN YES!
>Burger land
>The only six packs the Irish have are ones with Guinness.
>Industrious Germans with no sense of humor
>Vodka and Bears in russia
>Slavs
>Momma mia! Why'd they put the dick in da pussy?

so you have a really small penis then !!!

There are no stereotypes about Australians

> jokes about white race

whitey-- aaakkktuaalllyyy
cringe

What do you call a black man who's gay?

A faggot, you racist

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Here in America, we think you are all exactly like Steve Irwin and hunt crocodiles.

Aztecs had peanut butter.

You can buy it from the health food isle at the grocery store. It's not full of sugar like nigger brands.

Here's something you'll need for that wonderful Nigger-American diet.

>cucked
I've layer some niggers out and no one ever came back for more.
But I'm astoundingly lucky.
Really shocked I didn't get jumped or gunned down later like some I know.

>A black guy won't molest your kids
Are you kidding me?

>There's only three cuisines worth mentioning worldwide
The cheese burger
French fries
And coke

Checkmate beaner, the only thing you're gonna be able to afford to eat is rice after you've paid for our wall.

thats your skin, you cant take a joke kys

>White people don't like spicy food

well they seem to like our KFC just fine

Also, managed not to get in to it with any NFL sized nogs.
But it is why I moved to suburbia and avoid nigger zones.
That luck doesn't last.

Italian you dumbass