>mum started dating a black guy
>black guy refers to me as "boy" and "kid"
>grabs my mum's arse in front of me
>always makes jokes about how big his dick is around me and my mum
>yesterday at lunch he put a baby carrot next to a normal carrot and asked mum to decide who belonged to who
>mum of course played along and gave me the baby carrot
>lose it and decide I need to get this prick out of my life
>called him a nigger this afternoon hoping he'd assault me and mum would end the relationship
>instead he calls me a virgin loser and tells me to go to my room and wait for my punishment
>30 minutes ago he starts having loud sex with her both of them yelling like it's the end of the world
>realize this is my punishment
>tfw I'm actually entertaining violent thoughts I'm so pissed off
Mum started dating a black guy
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Hahahahahahaha you're a bitch.
>actually went to your room as he told you to
Should've just walked out of the house desu.
Shoulda just eaten the carrot.
Or punched him.
Either way you suck.
You know what to do user, you know what to do.
You're his bitches son lol.
lol you guys always eat so much shit and never go postal, and you wonder why no one respects you
this is probably fake anyway
fake
pasta/10
move out you idiot
Go prep bull
lol this pasta is ancient
Big if true
Take your thumbs and jam them into his eyes. Become a martyr user.
stale pasta is stale
sage in all the fields, hopefully that will rid us all of this shitty pasta
Assuming this is a real post, I have a easy solution.
>Find out what his favorite alcohol is.
>Aquire battery acid from a car battery (About a cup of that shit is enough)
>Mix the two
>???
Congrats, you have a dead coon.
Alternatively: If he ever gets sick, replace ibuprofen with some serious medical shit, like cyanide or anything that could stop his heart/breathing.
Man, this pasta is old as fuck.
Still funny though.
When the bull becomes the father.
>being cucked by youre mom
kek
>mum is dating a nigger and groping her in front of you
Top fucking cuck, m8.
stale pasta is stale
sage and report shit threads
well yeah, whites are submissive cucks with inferior and recessive genes, nothing surprising really.
Kill him, op. You'll get crazy rep in prison from the white inmates if you tell them you killed a nigger because he fucked your mom.
This and only this.
You know what needs to be done. Unfortunately you'll need to use a pillow or marshmallow or a teddy bear to do it.
Bahahahaha fuckin cucked
Do something about it big boiiii
Fake and gay.
Trips confim OP's faggotry.
Kek hath spoken.
Praise Kek Paise Chaos.
Why didnt you suck him off before you left you pussy
WAKE YO ASS UP G
Hopefully you're larping, but whatever you do, don't brutally murder them both and make it look like an accident. Defiantly DON'T do it. Yep, don't. Seriously, NOT under any circumstances. Don't even think about it. Don't.
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Is this you?
Punch him. Let him beat the shit out of you. Call the cops. He'll be arrested because he's a fucking nigger.
I'd say you should do it. You will take one out it'll be worth it. Then go rizape a black gizirl and impregnate her before you go to jizail.
Rape him.
This is a cuck fetish fantasy story
leave eliza fag I see you here everyday being a faggot.
Let him put his BBC up your pink anglo bumhole, then take pics and send to your mum. That should split them up.
This is when you escort your mother from the premisis. You write her a cheque for a spa treatment and tell her this is what happens when Adam plays Eve. Then you sit him down. You ask him if he wants a beer. You give it to him. 2.9 sips in. You tell him. Listen you wrinkly prune fuck bastard either you show me your dick or mom comes back to chaos. You beat him up. You take his pants. Yours stays inside the whole time. Mom returns. Canadian Justice.
Yeah, punch him in the cock with the back of your throat bro.
Honestly user.
Do it. I'm serious.
You will be miserable beyond belief for the rest of your life and probably kys if you let people emasculate you.
It's a pasta.
Seen it.
Sage.
Someone show me a screencap of this exact post.
I want this to be real so bad
JUST DO IT
Hahahah you fucking weak little faggot. No wonder us blacks are taking your women you a straight up pussy like all white bois. And your mum getting off on the thought of you jerking your tiny little white boy dick what kinda backwards hillbilly shit is this lmao
Baseball bat the nigger hard enough between the legs he never forgets. And mommy never forgets.
It's only an animal.
your mom's a whore.
i'd leave your household if i were.
unfortunately you are probably around 16 years old.
also go fuck yourself britfaggot.
Your mother is a whore of the barbarian you know what to do for queen and Country.
You know it's a shill post right?
>us blacks
Filthy nigger will always be a filthy nigger. You can get as many white "wimmenz" as possible, become as successful as possible, and you'll still be a disgusting baboon nigger. Nothing will change that.
I'd rather reincarnated as an insect than a nigger. Not even joking. You're the bottom of the genetic totem pole.
Ricin Jesse
>all these fucking newfags
OUT
>replying to a bait/slide thread
>not all newfags
Sage goes in all fields
>losing your women to those at the bottom of the genetic totem pole
user...
Dear Penthouse Letters,
I've been obsessed with fantasies about being cucked by black men...
Still waiting for your point, nigger.
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this.
>holy shit nice LARP OP
sage goes in all fields newfags
mods do your fucking jobs
Only losers browse Sup Forums
God I WISH this was real.
Fucking kill him OP
Your mom is a whore. You need to leave now.
>but...I can't.
Grab your balls and leave. Remember! Your mom is a whore.
Pic is your mom
Here in the states we have this special trick.
>get wood planks
>get cloth
>get gas
>get sheet
>get nails
Now here is where it gets tricky
> make cross out of wood and nails
> douse cloth in gas
>wrap cloth around cross
>where sheet (eye holes optional but encouraged)
>plant cross on front yard
>light cross on fire
>when he comes out hand him paper that has written on it in simple English (so he can read) "fucking nigger"
> if that does nothing then you did it wrong
Or I'm wrong
I don't know
Fuck
Just man up
Fucking cuck
Mosley would be ashamed
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