>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
TONIGHT: >SHOTS FIRED...LOTS >DOMESTIC VIOLENCE...LOTS >4 MALE BLACKS DRAGGING A FEMALE BLACK INTO A WHITE 4-DOOR SEDAN >MALE BLACK ASSAULTING A WOMAN, GOT OUT HIS GREY CHEVY TO BEAT ON HER CAR >MALE BLACK GOT CUT BY HIS UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, NO FURTHER >Burgular alarm going off in a basement apartment >Window broken out at the Vapor Hut...Caller says it's dark inside >Searching for escaped prisoner >BE CAREFUL! :3 >8 Month old - Not breathing! :( >"NIIICE. YOU ROCK, THANK YOU!" :3 >7 MONTH OLD - NOT BREATHING...TOILET TRAINING "SITUATION"??!? >FEMALE BLACK PASSENGER HARASSIN A BUS DRIVER...SHE MAY BE MENTAL >DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..FEMALE AT CALLERS APPT WITH BLOODY FACE, HER BF WON'T LET HER BACK IN THE APPT. >Black female last seen wearing...nothing! >Several traffic stops with bad documentation >>Domestic violence with drug use, male black, 30's...wearing nothing! Attacking girlfriend and mother... >3rd floor appt, triggered panic alarm, no further. >Anonymous caller saying a female black is ...*laughing* beating a minivan with a hammer. caller didn't want to stop
Carson Russell
>2X FEMALE BLACKS AND 2X MALE BLACKS (WITH AN INFANT??!) PULLING ON CAR DOOR HANDLES, WEARING DARK CLOTHES >2X BLACK FEMALES BEATING THE MINIVAN, NOW WITH A BASEBALL BAT >SEVERAL MALES FLASHING GANG SIGNS...AT LARGE SUV BACKING OUT OF AN ALLEY WITHIN SECONDS OF EACH OTHER: >CALLER IS BEING CHASED BY GANG MEMBERS WITH GUNS >UNKNOWN MALE AND FEMALE FIGHTING IN A PARKIING LOT...DRINKING >UNKNOWN FEMALE CALLER SCREAMING FOR HELP, UNINTELLIGBLY, VOICE CONTACT IS...LOST >"You got a second?" "I can MAKE a second!" :3 >Caller reporting that their 16 y/o daughter has been missing...for a week. >Male black wearing a do-rag harassing customers in front of a Walgreen's >male black in the store trying to pay for OJ with a fake $20 >MALE BLACK TRESSPASSING ON BLUE LINE >"Give me a moment to get my bearings" "TAKE YOUR TIME! WE'RE HERE ALL NIGHT TOGETHER!" :3" >Purse found in the middle of the street >Evidence collection at broken into storage units >Female black stalker--caller at home alone with her children >POLISH SHOP GETTING ROBBED! KURWAAAAAA! >CALLER THINKS ITS STRAANGE THAT A MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE IS WALKING A LITLE DOG AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT >Alarm company calls for subscriber, "Someone" is at their house. >Caller sais "smells like something died" coming from the 2nd floor... >truck hit a pole, it fell on the Blue Line tracks. >Robert is jumping all over Sassy >Assault 3x3 Male and Female whites causing a ruckus @ "Uzu Uzu" >Drilling a hole into a treE WHILE WEARING A HOODIE AT NIGHT >battery call...FIGHTING...SHE TRIED TO JUMP OUT HER BOYFRIENDS CAR...AND GOT HIT BY ANOTHER CAR! >CALLER SAYS THAT THE MALE BLACKS FIGHTING BE IN THE STREET!
Carson Bailey
>male black >5' 7" >225 lbs
ITS FAT ALBERT!
Lucas Flores
>ASSAULT IN PROGRESS, MALE THREATENING THE STAFF AT A STORE >DAMAGE TO PROPERTY MALE SPIC BROKE INTO CALLERS CAR >male on bike fleeing a 7/11 >drunk gf causing another domestic... >Auto accident on Milwaukee motorcycle v. Vehicle >Susp person, intoxicated flagging down cars, someone now yelling for help on the corner (??!??) >CALLER RPTS MAN SCREAMING AT THE BUS STOP >caller says friend is trying to kill herself, texting pics of her cutting her wrists >Homeless male on red line refusing to leave the platform >Suspicious vehicle with 4 people, sitting on a street corner >21 y/o daughter visint friend next door went missing. >Someone tried to catch a free ride with Robert, Robert declined and drove away. "He got ignorant with me, so I drove away!" >ANOTHER TEAL MINIVAN...WITH MORE VEHICULAR VANDALISM! >MAN GETTING BEAT UP BY HIS GIRLFRIEND >MALE ROOM MATE JUST HIT HIS GIRLFRIEND >selling crack out of an apt...GUNS AND INFANTS REPORTED INSIDE!! >ANOTHER BATTERY IN PROGRESS...DOMESTIC FIGHT AT THE LANDROMAT! >ex-gf throwing rocks at the callers house >CALLER BEING STALKED BY MALE BLACK AND FEMALE BLACK IN A BEIGE IMPALA >2 DRUNK FEMALE BLACKS FIGHTING WITH HAMMERS >Car with 4 occupants and NO plates, swerving down the street >Caller wants to speak with an officer...an unknown female took his money and keys
...Fuck it. I can't keep up anymore.
Alexander Long
WE IN IT NOW
Ryder Ortiz
...
Kayden Brooks
That's me
Zachary Phillips
>FAT ALBERT! AWWW SHIEEET
Blake Hughes
I hope one of these nights there will be a happening near me.
Wyatt Diaz
Craziest thing I saw in Chicago was the trunk of a car open going 65 on an interstate and a big nig roll out into traffic. Jumped in the first car that would let him in and sped off. Face was peeled
Nathaniel Jones
GTA in progress
Jacob Jackson
Another van incident. Man, what the fuck is up with them fuckers trashing vans tonight?
Parker Davis
Man black with asthma
Daniel Peterson
Who wants to make a chiraq discord, keep this going 24/7
Colton Reyes
Craziest thing that happened to me in chicago was when I went out in black face, some dudes jumped me and threw me in their trunk and then i flew out on the highway and peeled my face. Got away though. 10/10
Jose Cooper
...
Jace Parker
If it turns out that this one is fucking TEAL, I swear-
Carter Sullivan
...
Brody Scott
vans usually have expensive stuffs in them
Nathan Edwards
>take that niggers
Wyatt Richardson
hahahaha
Ethan Turner
Best KD ratio of all time. They should be fat with airstrikes and air support now.
Robert Collins
underrated
Carter Cook
...
Xavier Myers
>activated my almonds
Thomas Ramirez
>"""""Unknown""""""
Charles Scott
it highly amuses me how they never actually solve any of these crimes. no snitchin' yo
Evan Richardson
>suspicious male >white or hispanic
Can't flim flam the zimmerman
Gabriel Hill
>black >hispanic >or what
Cooper Jones
...
Matthew Butler
The homicide closure rate is somewhere around 10%. You could honestly kill people here and get away with it. I don't even know if they really investigate anymore when there are 2-3 per day on average.
Elijah Mitchell
>no snitchin' yo
snitches get stiches
Josiah Flores
>That tiny police sliver) NO JUSTICE NO PEACE NO RACISS POLEECE
Asher Turner
Dem stitches inbound at this time.
Gabriel Anderson
How long until buzzfeed puts an article out about police scanners are racist?
Nicholas Martinez
>Female crying on the phone, said she'll be in a red truck
Anthony Bailey
one of tonight's anons is a community contributor. we're buzzfeed famous nao.
Carson Hernandez
Black and Blue hoodies still at LARGE
Hunter Price
Buzzfeed: Why Police Profile All Hoodie Wearers by: Shmuel Rebenstein
Jack Watson
So I was driving in Chicago, minding my own business, when this fucking Nigger, stereotypical looking as fuck too, flipped me off. Me and my buddies jumped out immediately, pulled one of our spare Klan hoods over his head and shoved him into the trunk. That fucking Nigger was screaming "I'm white mutha fuckers, let me go" but we knew he was lying. The fucker must have fallen out of the trunk somewhere between Chicago and the rape shack but hopeful he's dead now.
Luke Baker
>both ~150lbs More like both at small.
Jack Clark
GOOD MORNING ROBERT
Carson Price
Good morning! - sassy dispatcher
Hunter Cook
>pulled one of our spare Klan hoods over his head and shoved him into the trunk. Keeeek, gotta keep spares on hand for those impromptu klan rallies.
Jacob Scott
wut yuu lookin at yt
John Thompson
MY FELLOW ANONS, WELCOME TO REAL MF NIGGA HOURS. HUNKER DOWN FOR EXTREME COMFY.
Liam Morales
Tip: if you ever call 911 and a nigress responds, hang up and call again
Nathaniel Perez
Good morning, Robert. I'm going to start you off with a burglary
>tfw sassy dispatcher won't start you off with anything
Tyler Gomez
Bingo?
Matthew Nguyen
You know how it is. Never know when you get one dirty or something. It's always good to be prepared
Ayden Hughes
fuck these threads are saving my ass tonight..
Robert Roberts
5241 David. Havent heard david before. Detective maybe?
Ryder Evans
No, it will be about how evil alt right Nazis are listening to Chicago police scanner as racist entertainment.
What is fabric softener or detergent you guys use for your Klan outfits, I have to know
Chase Miller
Thank ya
Cooper Hughes
TFW I wanna call 911 and see if I can get my favorite dispatch cast members.
Isaiah Watson
...
Jeremiah Edwards
Starch
Leo Clark
...
Isaiah Scott
>Said A Alibi
Must not have been good enough if he got arrested.
Justin Torres
I get paid early this morning, so after work I'm gonna fill up the car/wash it, get groceries, a 6 pack, and play the shit out of CSGO while listening to Chicago burn. The weekends are always the comfiest and I'm actually excited, can't wait.
Goodnight, Roberts.
Carter Sullivan
We actually just use Great Value detergent. You know you'd think because it's more generic it would be less quality but really it gives such a nice smell that the meeting are more enjoyable.
Jayden Hughes
So I was driving in Chicago, scared of all the fucking niggers (I’m a skinny white dude) when all of a sudden the trunk of the car way up in front of me flies open and this guy flings himself out. He rolls down the highway getting all fucked up. I screeched to a stop a couple of inches from his head. He looks up at me with his face covered in blood and totally road rashed and says “Please help me, these niggers are trying to rape and kill me.” I didn’t want to give him a ride cause I thought he might be a nigger but then I noticed his pants were torn and he had a small white benis sticking out. I knew I had to help my own race out so I helped him up, put him in my car and we drove out of Chicago as fast as we could.
We live together in south beach now and he is the love of my life.
Jayden Sanders
This and only this
Jordan Torres
this is truly the best timeline where we can listen live to the complete collapse of civilization... Thank you black people, it was a really great idea to try and integrate your posterity into civilization! So much diversity
Robert Edwards
Trump is in his White House, all is right with the world.
Owen Kelly
>possibly
Lincoln Mitchell
HIIIIUNDAI
Hudson Adams
Thursdays at Subterranean in Wicker Park is Rasta night so a ton of niggers come up to a predominantly white/yuppie/hipster area. Good night to listen, just got off work and waiting for the bus to take me away to gaytown.
holy shit someone just robbed a 2012 hyundai , listening to these scanners give me the feels for the cops who have to go through this shit day in and day out
Jeremiah Perez
HEEYUNDAY AyyyLantra
Michael Ramirez
Did you every ask why he was trying to look like a Nigger? Why the hell would he stoop that low to look like a fucking blacky?
Jacob King
Licence plate of RUBRTA
Kevin Young
The Jamaicans that show up to that spend more money on their matching track suits and shoes than I spent on my rent last month.
Easton Flores
oh boy screaming in the background
Nicholas Hill
(((Martinez)))
Brayden Bailey
asking for assistance. I bet a whole gaggle are going to local lockup
Cameron Wood
>nogs yelling in the background
More presence would be nice
Brayden Morgan
My little white dick loves you babe. Pic Related.
Ayden Wright
>as spring gives way to summer the blood must flow >Kek demans it
