>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
TONIGHT: >SHOTS FIRED...LOTS >DOMESTIC VIOLENCE...LOTS >4 MALE BLACKS DRAGGING A FEMALE BLACK INTO A WHITE 4-DOOR SEDAN >MALE BLACK ASSAULTING A WOMAN, GOT OUT HIS GREY CHEVY TO BEAT ON HER CAR >MALE BLACK GOT CUT BY HIS UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, NO FURTHER >Burgular alarm going off in a basement apartment >Window broken out at the Vapor Hut...Caller says it's dark inside >Searching for escaped prisoner >BE CAREFUL! :3 >8 Month old - Not breathing! :( >"NIIICE. YOU ROCK, THANK YOU!" :3 >7 MONTH OLD - NOT BREATHING...TOILET TRAINING "SITUATION"??!? >FEMALE BLACK PASSENGER HARASSIN A BUS DRIVER...SHE MAY BE MENTAL >DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..FEMALE AT CALLERS APPT WITH BLOODY FACE, HER BF WON'T LET HER BACK IN THE APPT. >Black female last seen wearing...nothing! >Several traffic stops with bad documentation >>Domestic violence with drug use, male black, 30's...wearing nothing! Attacking girlfriend and mother... >3rd floor appt, triggered panic alarm, no further. >Anonymous caller saying a female black is ...*laughing* beating a minivan with a hammer. caller didn't want to stop
Aaron Stewart
REAL ROBERT HOURS
Liam Adams
>2X FEMALE BLACKS AND 2X MALE BLACKS (WITH AN INFANT??!) PULLING ON CAR DOOR HANDLES, WEARING DARK CLOTHES >2X BLACK FEMALES BEATING THE MINIVAN, NOW WITH A BASEBALL BAT >SEVERAL MALES FLASHING GANG SIGNS...AT LARGE SUV BACKING OUT OF AN ALLEY WITHIN SECONDS OF EACH OTHER: >CALLER IS BEING CHASED BY GANG MEMBERS WITH GUNS >UNKNOWN MALE AND FEMALE FIGHTING IN A PARKIING LOT...DRINKING >UNKNOWN FEMALE CALLER SCREAMING FOR HELP, UNINTELLIGBLY, VOICE CONTACT IS...LOST >"You got a second?" "I can MAKE a second!" :3 >Caller reporting that their 16 y/o daughter has been missing...for a week. >Male black wearing a do-rag harassing customers in front of a Walgreen's >male black in the store trying to pay for OJ with a fake $20 >MALE BLACK TRESSPASSING ON BLUE LINE >"Give me a moment to get my bearings" "TAKE YOUR TIME! WE'RE HERE ALL NIGHT TOGETHER!" :3" >Purse found in the middle of the street >Evidence collection at broken into storage units >Female black stalker--caller at home alone with her children >POLISH SHOP GETTING ROBBED! KURWAAAAAA! >CALLER THINKS ITS STRAANGE THAT A MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE IS WALKING A LITLE DOG AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT >Alarm company calls for subscriber, "Someone" is at their house. >Caller sais "smells like something died" coming from the 2nd floor... >truck hit a pole, it fell on the Blue Line tracks. >Robert is jumping all over Sassy >Assault 3x3 Male and Female whites causing a ruckus @ "Uzu Uzu" >Drilling a hole into a treE WHILE WEARING A HOODIE AT NIGHT >battery call...FIGHTING...SHE TRIED TO JUMP OUT HER BOYFRIENDS CAR...AND GOT HIT BY ANOTHER CAR! >CALLER SAYS THAT THE MALE BLACKS FIGHTING BE IN THE STREET!
Epic use of that! Lol glad me sprinting 4 blocks at 1am was worth it.
Levi Nelson
>ASSAULT IN PROGRESS, MALE THREATENING THE STAFF AT A STORE >DAMAGE TO PROPERTY MALE SPIC BROKE INTO CALLERS CAR >male on bike fleeing a 7/11 >drunk gf causing another domestic... >Auto accident on Milwaukee motorcycle v. Vehicle >Susp person, intoxicated flagging down cars, someone now yelling for help on the corner (??!??) >CALLER RPTS MAN SCREAMING AT THE BUS STOP >caller says friend is trying to kill herself, texting pics of her cutting her wrists >Homeless male on red line refusing to leave the platform >Suspicious vehicle with 4 people, sitting on a street corner >21 y/o daughter visint friend next door went missing. >Someone tried to catch a free ride with Robert, Robert declined and drove away. "He got ignorant with me, so I drove away!" >ANOTHER TEAL MINIVAN...WITH MORE VEHICULAR VANDALISM! >MAN GETTING BEAT UP BY HIS GIRLFRIEND >MALE ROOM MATE JUST HIT HIS GIRLFRIEND >selling crack out of an apt...GUNS AND INFANTS REPORTED INSIDE!! >ANOTHER BATTERY IN PROGRESS...DOMESTIC FIGHT AT THE LANDROMAT! >ex-gf throwing rocks at the callers house >CALLER BEING STALKED BY MALE BLACK AND FEMALE BLACK IN A BEIGE IMPALA >2 DRUNK FEMALE BLACKS FIGHTING WITH HAMMERS >Car with 4 occupants and NO plates, swerving down the street >Caller wants to speak with an officer...an unknown female took his money and keys
...Fuck it. I can't keep up anymore.
Samuel Russell
We need to make a: Car vs. Pole counter of who wins and loses
Parker Jones
He just drives around blaring music?
Michael Williams
Seeing the result of the call in HD photography made it worth it, user. Thanks for sharing with the class.
also, FUCKIN 46 SHOTS FIRED
F O R T Y
S I X
Dylan Anderson
Anyone have a better guide to interpretting these codes? Having a hard time jumping between the counties on the OP's listing.
Ian Morales
Not that I've found. I just...try to keep up with the call details.
Evan Anderson
Pole 1 Truck 0
David Roberts
Is that a ford sport trac?
Samuel Ortiz
bumping for a 10-34 Robert!
Gavin Miller
A shot I got during the protests 2 weeks ago.
Top Kek.
Kevin Cox
>Hard to believe so many shots fired in a city where guns are all but banned. I would think it would be the safest place in the US.
This notion is so pervasive in the country. We have better gun laws than a shitload of states.
The good: Conceal carry and the city is not allowed to legislate on handguns or carry laws whatsoever. I can carry a glock with a 50 round drum magazine down Michigan Ave concealed.
Permits are SHALL ISSUE which is better than a dozen cucked states. 16 hour course sucks though.
The bad: "assault weapons" are banned which includes any scary looking semi-auto long gun that accepts removable magazines.
Justin Martin
You caused a decent shitstorm with that pic. Good job.
Mason Green
Time to call it a night the nig nogs'll be going to sleep soon so they can wake up at noon to harass fast food workers with drug money from tonight.
Will check in for the weekend if there's a thread.
Ayden Howard
f150 4 door I think.
Not sure. I tried to get to the other side of the street and Police told me to stay the fuck back.
Matthew Moore
nigs gonna nog
I think he delivers.... stuff, and turns off the periscope when he goes inside
Alexander Perez
ayyyoooo been looking for this thread. lemme get a link please.
check you keys robert
Nicholas Parker
>Police told me to stay the fuck back. Good work. I'd rather you be posting here, than getting laughed at when you come up on the radio. >Requesting a cage car for one autist with a camera, over.
Ian Sullivan
He's live, listening to police scanner, I don't think he's driving to locations though, o well
6'5" male white, with a camera requesting a wagon at Western and barry.
you fucks would of been busting your sides.
This thread would be archived along with my mugshot.
Leo Young
>Black Male strikes again
Tyler Peterson
The night's still young
Gavin Sullivan
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>6'5" male white, with a camera requesting a wagon at Western and barry. You're a big guy. >you fucks would of been busting your sides. Yes. >This thread would be archived along with my mugshot. There would be a Know Your Meme™ page dedicated to you.
Nolan Thompson
If anything happens 10 blocks within me I will nightcrawler that shit.
Josiah Gomez
What is it about listening to police chatter that's so comfy and puts me right to sleep
Easton Walker
buncha bimbos on dutey tonight
Kayden Parker
Damn 2/3 weeks ago I was there for a double homicide when a party bus pulled into a Dunkin. Didn't see the shots but was at bar across street.
Friend's car was right there and boxed in by cop cars and tape. They let us in the Dunkin which was the cops little HQ. Got to hang out with them for 2 hours and look at the blood soaked sidewalks.
Caleb Phillips
Robert got testy with dispatch lol. Wtf is that a fog horn?
bahhaaaa >were doing something hold the fuck on robert
Dylan Bennett
22 Robert??
Tyler Peterson
The way that first line was worded made me think the double homocide was the main attraction.
Justin Roberts
Link in the op.
>Pic is 1943 Roberts
Joseph Long
did they say body removal? crime lab okay?
Andrew Martin
>cargos
Logan Diaz
>I AM NOT DONE. - Robert, 3.31.17
Thomas Brooks
I did not say im done im NOT DONE. Oh damn its gettin heated
Jaxon Wright
> I D I D N O T S A Y I W A S D O N E
>I' M N O T D O N E
Gabriel Evans
NOT DONE
Parker Carter
QUICK OC
Ryder Price
Robert is not done.
Austin Nguyen
Holy shit they pissed at dispatch.
Ayden Young
That says nothing about robert or wtf 2218 robert means.
Xavier Roberts
0 4 1 Adam...fuck off adam
Xavier Russell
Very nice.
David Jenkins
you are the king user.
1337 Robert.
Oliver Baker
where are the ID-10-T's?
Eli Butler
Christ I have never listened to a more busy scanner in my entire life
Nathan Garcia
Chicago being dangerous is a meme that needs to die.
I just parked my car in an open lot for over 12 hours in the south loop near Chinatown. Nobody fucked with it. Nobody fucked with me.
The worst thing that happened to me in the last six months of going to the city daily has been one aggressive panhandler who called me a racist for completely ignoring him.
I walked my chocolate lab with no problem whatsoever. Didn't even need a leash. Chicago crime is a meme for rural and suburban retards.
Nicholas Russell
I'll pretty it up later. Did I miss anything?
Ethan Long
added the /cpd/
Brody Baker
>3 blacks
Gabriel Morris
I have lived here a long time.
You are not wrong, but you are at the same time.
Liam White
>drunk got her fingers stuck in a paper shredder
Cameron Garcia
fingers in a paper shredder!!!
Aaron Morales
Drinking and shredding paper!
Finger got stuck.
MY FUCKING COMFY SIDES!
Eli Davis
>seems legit to me
Logan Thompson
I might get a full aesthetic youtube stream going one of these nights.
Thomas Murphy
Fingers stuck in shredder.
Adam Gonzalez
>Fingers stuck in paper shredder
WHAT THE FUCK
Cooper Brown
can anyone give me the quick rundown on that advertisement behind the truck?
Lincoln Adams
>stuck fingers in a paper shredder fucking lel.
Perfect. Saved to the collection!
>Smoked Meat >Cat O I am laffin.
Jaxson Jones
>"Who gives a fuck"
I like this bobby
Nolan Gomez
paper shredder
Cooper Brooks
>xanax and cocaine >suicidal thoughts
FUCKING KEK
Matthew Jones
ITS 2AM FFS
Wyatt Jackson
Who's Robert?
Nathan Thompson
So do we legitimately have ground forces following up on these calls?
Benjamin Cook
guys I would never suggest that someone should call the CPD and claim you got your dick stuck in a fax machine in the back of a Quiznos, that would be irresponsible please don't DO IT
Liam Bennett
Yes but the shredder was self inflicted. That will go in the verses bingo along with car vs pole.
Kayden Carter
Bahahahaha it should be on the card now. Or at least "office equipment".
Andrew Phillips
>I was drinking and my fingers got too close.
Aaron Mitchell
>Quiznos >in Chicago
Haven't seen one of those in years.
Landon Perry
N I G G E R S I G G E R S G G E R S G E R S E R S R S S
Nicholas Miller
O, that makes sense. do that instead.
Connor Morgan
im being censored here, i got bantz about the xanax coke girl
Jason Bennett
>Mush mouth feels up two broads
Jaxson Collins
Chapelle nigger wit a knife
Alexander Gonzalez
drugs and drinking, uh oh
Daniel Hall
chapelle street...
Jason Lee
urine should be on there
Robert Allen
>Can't save them all, Robert.
Brody Cook
2:30am
Super comfy
Tea sipping, fire going, fading user's
Stay comfy.
Aaron Nelson
...
Angel Robinson
>Sonata getting vandalized
Nigga i super comfy. Playing KSP while listening to the scanner is the peak of comfy.
Henry Cook
nn chicagoAnon. Thanks for your hard work tonight.
