Are left-handed people the true master race?

Are left-handed people the true master race?

Clearly they are more intelligent than the average rightie, due to their superior corpus callosum.

How can we compete?

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Left handed here, 19 years old and still can't tie my shoes

I-is this how master race feels like?

You're probably a r*ghtie switching sides like always

By not being mutated abominations

Umm try again sweetie x. Einstein was left-handed

>be me
>left handed 3/yo
>my grandma learns about this
>she tells me that the left hand is "of the devil"
>makes me write with my right hand
>makes me kick the soccer ball with my right foot
>3 years later go to school
>I am now right handed
>6 years later pick up the guitar
>play it like a left handed person

Am I the master race?

No, I speak 3 languages, had the highest graduation grade in my highschool despite not studying at all yet I feel like I'm autistic most of the time, can't relate to people and I'm unable to male friends, is this the burden us geniuses have to bear?

Big talk from the kike

Leftie chekang en. We wez ubermunch drivorz an sheit

And he nearly destroyed the planet. Lefties are literally worse than Hitler.

all the lefties i have known were gay.

>tfw I'm right handed but jack off with my left hand.

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being mixed handed is the true master race.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed-handed

lol do you mean ambidextrous?

Not politics.

no. mixed handed is an actual thing. I'm left handed, but throw and bat right.

half the threads on Sup Forums are just as stupid as this one

Kek knows

I'm right-handed, lefty standing, left-eyed, and i hear better from my right ear. what does it mean, leaf? am I de TRUE master race?

I'll check it

if you have detatched ear lobes then yes.

left hand derps are still left hand
you're that stupid obamaleaf
get the fuck off 4ch bitch

Yes. Left handedness, autism, aspergers, are all related. Increased testosterone in the womb makes it more likely for these traits to develop.
We are literally high T since conception.