In a political debate who would you want arguing your case?

In a political debate who would you want arguing your case?

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literally hitler

certainly not autistics, drug addicts, pirates or manlets

ZIMBABWE

that only leaves Chandler
poor choise famalam

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

Ricky would kick all of their asses then tell them all to frig off!

George Galloway. Don't agree with him on a number of things but he's the finest speaker in the UK. Farage is also read good.

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an argument between empty actors?

Either myself, or Hjalmar Schacht

No you have to choose from the image

Neil Gorsuch

If you mean the characters they're famous for

Ironman or House

Neil Postman in written form, the guys a fantastic writer.

stefan molyneux

>new season comes out today

white abed

Has to be someone in the image

George Galloway is definitely a great orator, but he's a traitor. He's one of the quickest on his feet, especially with media. He performed poorly in his debate with Hitchens, he seemed off or unprepared.

Let's hear software pirates be defended by the actual pirate.

This.

Give me the autistic drug addict please.

Man. I thought this shitpost would be a hit, but alas, not a single (you).

the one who beat up weedman

It was two solid orators debating and Hitchens was better

Alan Dershowitz, hands down. He pilpuls the fuck out of everyone and will never concede a point. Norm Finkelstein had him dead to rights in the Democracy now debate, but Dershowitz managed to split enough hairs to the point that Finkelstein got angry and basically called him a Jew lawyer.

You tried man.

This, probably.
You can say what you want but the motherfucker was a god on the stage.

I could also go with Ben Shapiro, that Jew can fast talk like few others.

Chandler: *Is sitting*
Sheldon: "You're in my spot."
Chandler: "Your spot? What, did you write your name on it or something?"
Sheldon: "... You're still in my spot."
House and Sherlock: "Idiots."
Tony: "No, but it is a Stark Industries chair. So my name's on it. So get up."
Jack: "Unless of course, he knew you would have your name on the chair so he sat there anyways because he was expecting you to say that but you weren't expecting him to expect you to say that, so he was going to sit there regardless of whose name was on the chair. Savvy?"
Sherlock: "Stop talking. You're lowering the IQ of the entire street."
Chandler: "Stop arguing! You're tearing this family apart!"
Sheldon: "Bazinga."

In a moderated debate, molyneux would be destroyed. His logic is suspect.

>Wanting someone else to argue your case
Man up.

B-but he can destroy 20 year old foreigners in debate! And muh
>NOT AN ARGUMENT

i feel like an argument between them would just make me want to kill myself. way too much arrogance, it would just turn into a retarded mental pissing contest.

but if they got stoned and chatted with each other, I would give my left nut to be a fly on that wall.

>1488

Mollymeme confirmed for best argumenter.

Fellow redditor I see xD

I'm posting this to r/Sup Forums

i cant have a bad day after reading this

The actors or characters?

i hate you for revealing to me how lame my life is... i read this in all of their voices and manneurisms.

Nice fucking thread generation harry potter.

Cant argue with those digits.

>audience laughs

>matthew perry
>not a drug addict

FUCKING RARE!!!!!!!!!!

Jack Sparrow, because he's a pirate and just gonna shoot the others.

Honestly yes. Ricky is the master of bullshitery

nail in the coffin

Fuck off Pope
Noone here likes you, you fucking cuck

Saul Goodman

giggled

You have to go back.

Wtf? Is this true?

>tfw literally 9gag quality post.
>KYS

Christopher Hitchens, but y'know, alive.

Kek

Just checked Netflix. It's out right now.
See ya, niggers.

Holy shit I had no idea. BASED

House.

>that image

I have never seen anything so fedora in my life.

Ar based Nige

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reported

>tfw a show from your Shitty part of the country gets is actually funny

Wow quality content plebbit

Sage

t. Anti Attack Party kike

>In a political debate who would you want arguing your case?

Socrates.

Sup Forums...

W-what have you done...

If I remember correctly, Sherlock doesn't like niggers and was always a bit blurred politically.

Neil Degrasse Tyson. With logic on my side I couldn't fail to win.

>1488
>oiYeiy

>In a political debate who would you want arguing your case?
Me. No one speaks for me but me.

Not fucking actors, for a start.

IRL Pat Roach is more based than the dude who plays Ricky.

Thanks user. Hopefully this one doesn't get completely derailed halfway through by pointless celebrity cameos.

I watched a vid where an ex prostitute says he has a literal cuckold fetish

youtube.com/watch?v=bYGkD2uz2Gk

though obviously it could be a smear, dunno

Goddammit whoever rips these and puts them on rarbg, hurry up and get your shit together.

It was better before they ended the series to do other things, failed miserably, then went back to TPB for the money. (Though Netflix's looser content restrictions come in handy.)

House. Sheldon's an obnoxious cunt, Stark is too humble too quickly, Sherlock hypothesises too much for redpilling, Perry's an unlikeable cumrag and Sparrow's a drunk who can't tell gold from dirt.

But House? Just enough knowledge to be right all along, just enough attitude to troll the shit out of everyone and handicapped.

>the guy who can't read
>the guy who can't win without physically and literally shutting down the conversation
>the guy who always invites great thinkers but never ever debates them

Why are lefties such cringecucks?

There won't be a debate.

this is my favourite pasta

9fag tier thread

how about have a real political debate
between gengis khan, lenin, mohammad, jesus, nietze, justinian I

Somebody who actually knew what the fuck they were talking about and could articulate it well, not some glorified fucking clown.

>not Johnny cochran

Wow quality poop pajeet

Flush

>gengis khan
He was smart as fuck and good at arguing for an illiterate, but not the best
> lenin
who would pick a commie?
>mohammad
who would pick a moslem?
>Jesus
good speaker, but I wouldn't want him
Nietzsche or Justinian I seem like the best picks, but I would probably choose Caesar, Machiavelli or Mark Aurel. They would shit on everybody

>nietze

>he doesnt know about post-ironic irony

One man Charlie Sheen
Why because he's winning

>Facebook image

Sage

Can't wait for the new season in a couple of days :)

RDJ because he's likable and I would assume charismatic. I don't think he's a drug addict anymore

oh gosh golly willykers

Chandler is a massive cuck.
List of Monica's exes in the show alone.
>Paul the Wine Guy
>Julio (Spic)
>Coma Guy
>Bob
>Jean-Claude Van Damme (Celebrity)
>Richard Burke (Dad's golf buddy)
>Richard Burke's son Timothy Burke
>Ethan (underage)
>Chip Matthews (Old high school crush)
>Roy Gublik (kike)
>Fun Bobby (alcoholic)
>Pete Becker (millionaire)
>Alan
>Chandler (literal cuck with steady income and savings)

They're all the same character. That would be a boring debate.

Tony was pretty cucked in the last Avengers, so he's out.

Nerd in top left has no social skills and is loser.

Never watched Friends so rule out top right.

House would redpill someone then give them meds to kill themselves. Sherlock would redpill someone then give them a gun to kill themselves.

Jack would screw around then leave.

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Why are they so deeply rooted in fiction?

if you don't pick house or sherlock that will win then you are basically lower than a nigger

Probably house. Sheldon is just some obnoxious nerd, Chandler... okay, I haven't seen enough of his show to judge him, Tony Stark would probably be a decent alternative to House but he's too much of a goofball, I haven't seen Sherlock but if he's anything like other incarnations he's smart but not a good debater, Jack Sparrow is a lazy drunk and I don't trust him enough to assume he's gonna sober up for long enough to defend me well.

l bet he is under 10 layers of irony. He is like big baby

Trey Gowdy