>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
TONIGHT: >SHOTS FIRED...LOTS >DOMESTIC VIOLENCE...LOTS >4 MALE BLACKS DRAGGING A FEMALE BLACK INTO A WHITE 4-DOOR SEDAN >MALE BLACK ASSAULTING A WOMAN, GOT OUT HIS GREY CHEVY TO BEAT ON HER CAR >MALE BLACK GOT CUT BY HIS UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, NO FURTHER >Burgular alarm going off in a basement apartment >Window broken out at the Vapor Hut...Caller says it's dark inside >Searching for escaped prisoner >BE CAREFUL! :3 >8 Month old - Not breathing! :( >"NIIICE. YOU ROCK, THANK YOU!" :3 >7 MONTH OLD - NOT BREATHING...TOILET TRAINING "SITUATION"??!? >FEMALE BLACK PASSENGER HARASSIN A BUS DRIVER...SHE MAY BE MENTAL >DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..FEMALE AT CALLERS APPT WITH BLOODY FACE, HER BF WON'T LET HER BACK IN THE APPT. >Black female last seen wearing...nothing! >Several traffic stops with bad documentation >>Domestic violence with drug use, male black, 30's...wearing nothing! Attacking girlfriend and mother... >3rd floor appt, triggered panic alarm, no further. >Anonymous caller saying a female black is ...*laughing* beating a minivan with a hammer. caller didn't want to stop
TONIGHT: >SHOTS FIRED...LOTS >DOMESTIC VIOLENCE...LOTS >4 MALE BLACKS DRAGGING A FEMALE BLACK INTO A WHITE 4-DOOR SEDAN >MALE BLACK ASSAULTING A WOMAN, GOT OUT HIS GREY CHEVY TO BEAT ON HER CAR >MALE BLACK GOT CUT BY HIS UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, NO FURTHER >Burgular alarm going off in a basement apartment >Window broken out at the Vapor Hut...Caller says it's dark inside >Searching for escaped prisoner >BE CAREFUL! :3 >8 Month old - Not breathing! :( >"NIIICE. YOU ROCK, THANK YOU!" :3 >7 MONTH OLD - NOT BREATHING...TOILET TRAINING "SITUATION"??!? >FEMALE BLACK PASSENGER HARASSIN A BUS DRIVER...SHE MAY BE MENTAL >DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..FEMALE AT CALLERS APPT WITH BLOODY FACE, HER BF WON'T LET HER BACK IN THE APPT. >Black female last seen wearing...nothing! >Several traffic stops with bad documentation >>Domestic violence with drug use, male black, 30's...wearing nothing! Attacking girlfriend and mother... >3rd floor appt, triggered panic alarm, no further. >Anonymous caller saying a female black is ...*laughing* beating a minivan with a hammer. caller didn't want to stop
Blake Harris
>ASSAULT IN PROGRESS, MALE THREATENING THE STAFF AT A STORE >DAMAGE TO PROPERTY MALE SPIC BROKE INTO CALLERS CAR >male on bike fleeing a 7/11 >drunk gf causing another domestic... >Auto accident on Milwaukee motorcycle v. Vehicle >Susp person, intoxicated flagging down cars, someone now yelling for help on the corner (??!??) >CALLER RPTS MAN SCREAMING AT THE BUS STOP >caller says friend is trying to kill herself, texting pics of her cutting her wrists >Homeless male on red line refusing to leave the platform >Suspicious vehicle with 4 people, sitting on a street corner >21 y/o daughter visint friend next door went missing. >Someone tried to catch a free ride with Robert, Robert declined and drove away. "He got ignorant with me, so I drove away!" >ANOTHER TEAL MINIVAN...WITH MORE VEHICULAR VANDALISM! >MAN GETTING BEAT UP BY HIS GIRLFRIEND >MALE ROOM MATE JUST HIT HIS GIRLFRIEND >selling crack out of an apt...GUNS AND INFANTS REPORTED INSIDE!! >ANOTHER BATTERY IN PROGRESS...DOMESTIC FIGHT AT THE LANDROMAT! >ex-gf throwing rocks at the callers house >CALLER BEING STALKED BY MALE BLACK AND FEMALE BLACK IN A BEIGE IMPALA >2 DRUNK FEMALE BLACKS FIGHTING WITH HAMMERS >Car with 4 occupants and NO plates, swerving down the street >Caller wants to speak with an officer...an unknown female took his money and keys
Doggos currently loose in children's park and groups of sleepy homeless ambling around.
Bentley Martin
10-4
Noah Ward
Vincent Barnes is missing from his nursing home for 8 hours now.
Kevin Bailey
What is this thread? Why does it exist?
Blake Nguyen
Crime doesn't go to sleep when the sun comes up, friend.
Grayson Morgan
A daily reminder that Robert's work is never done
Josiah Reed
Is this a daily thing, or is it new today? I've never seen it before.
Jayden Powell
>IIfietoO
it's what you would call a "lorry"
Joseph Bennett
I take it that Chicago is essentially a city of perpetual happenings?
Cameron Campbell
>open keyfest
Joseph Thompson
Bump for Robert!
lots of shit out going on there.
stay safe!
Joseph Davis
4000 people shot a year. 365 days in year and gun violence is small percentage of crimes. Easy 50 happenings a day.
Ethan Reed
I just found my new favourite thread.
Ian Stewart
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Robert Cox
LOG OFF UNIT 2012!!!
Nathan Russell
BTW the OP pic is a chicago user taking a picture of BLACK MALE that tried to break into his house. He caused a disturbance 2 blocks away later that was heard on the scanner.
Jaxson Wood
can an avid user summarize the operations going on, hard to follow rn, sounds like hell broke loose?
Chase Clark
I missed these.
Jack Butler
Bloody hell. What's the scanner? Does it just track the crimes?
Jaxon Taylor
>first ass whooping of the month inc maya fucked up crossing male black
Fuck me. Is Fallout taking place there as we speak?
What are we dealing with tonight?
Joseph Sullivan
New month soon. Which means welfare gets handed out.
Owen Robinson
This isn't some rare happening, this is just another day in African America.
Adam Price
Here's your complementary bingo board
Isaiah Gomez
...
Jaxson Bell
...
Robert Wood
...
William Wright
And all of these happen?
Ayden Miller
...
Easton Ortiz
...
Elijah Fisher
Stopped counting repeat bingos after the first couple hours
Jackson Edwards
you bet!
Liam Powell
Fucking hell.
Can this stay as an every day thing, lads?
Angel Kelly
Is Chiraq like a city or what? Confuses the fuck out of me when Americans have French names for stuff.
Brayden Harris
10-4 m8
Chicago + Iraq
David Stewart
I'll see myself out
Nathan Lee
spicier bingo an user put together overnight
Brayden Rogers
From memory what I recall
William Robinson
ROBERT NEEDS YOU, YOU CAN'T LEAVE
Zachary Edwards
Every single night
Cooper Johnson
~1k listeners on stream 1. at primetime it as like ~2.5k
Angel Morris
>nigger starting fight in a group home.
Daniel Thomas
imho optimal listening experience is at youarelistening.to/chicago (with the music at ~25%) ... narrative elements really pop, starts to become euphoric, exhilarating even
Andrew Powell
Do we have any Chicago anons in?
Carter Evans
>roommate hit her with a bucket
Jonathan Ward
Sounds like a bucket WAS the weapon, Sassy Dispatcher.
Daniel Lee
this momma robert dispatcher is killin it with the kekky attitudes toward domestic battery
Caleb Anderson
I just woke up.
Isaac Clark
Probably knows it's some skank who had it coming. Or, she thought someone being beaten with a bucket was a funny as I thought it was.
Zachary Reyes
We have 3 confirmed unchecked keys.
Jonathan Scott
We've been having these sporadically for a long while.
Ryan Long
what a time to be alive!
Aaron Martinez
CHECK YOUR KEYS!
Xavier Fisher
doggo down
Aaron Martinez
>hits dog with car, leaves it in plastic bag on the side of road Niggers really are fucking savage beasts.
Oliver Wilson
Doggo... no
Christian Cook
You better stay for weekends, Fridays, and holidays That's when the chimping gets intense 4th of July is incomprehensible
Anyone have the details of the battle of Taco Bell?
Jacob Martinez
NOOOOOOOO
Press F for poor doggo
F
Bentley Brooks
F
John King
Commuting into downtown now
Jaxson Long
F
Nathan Edwards
F. Doggo is checking his keys in the great beyond.
Ryder Rodriguez
F
Jackson Parker
What is the significance of the first of the month? Do gibs make them more aggressive?
Tyler Sanders
They all have money to spend so they go out to buy things (drugs/food/etc)
Cooper Morales
Gibs provide drug money, either directly cash or by selling shit to get it. You can put two and two together.
Alexander Reed
At the very least they gots dat cheddah to go out and party, inevitably shenanigans break out with more than one dindu in a group.
>lose its fun >things that'll ever, ever happen You don't think this'll get even better after Trump cuts welfare and sanctuary city funding?
Daniel Diaz
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Jordan Reyes
I just don't want it to go the route of Sup Forums and devolve into garbage people posting stupid shit. I enjoy this too much. I'm being a cynical fag, don't mind me.
Connor Jones
Illegal nigger caught?
Colton Barnes
na, they all high. estimate at the 5th they blew through their gibz and start aquiring money like they use to. but codes 1-5 going to spike certainly
Luke Lee
Can we get some that can be made into mobile papes?
Aaron Gonzalez
we used to have Synctube where we would chill and watch vidyas, Sup Forums fags started DDoS attacking it and the site went offline for good.
Eli Perez
Male black is at it again. Westbound on Randolph.
Alexander Bell
>implying there's another kind.
Asher Morales
Race war, school edition.
Camden Watson
...
John Nelson
>workplace beatdown impending.
Jaxson Reyes
...
Joshua Myers
>I see that out the window where I work
Thanks user
Zachary Rogers
The OC that's come out of this is so fucking awesome.
