The Fall Of The British Empire

Now that England is turning into a third world shithole and are losing power over their colonies all around the world (see Gibraltar), is the EU going to help Argentina to recover the Malvinas Islands?

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They voted 99.8% to remain British.

So what you are talking about is an invasion of the UK.

Nothing unites Brits more than the protection of our people.

So try it, i fucking dare you.

Also America I expect better from you, I thought we were mates.

America is a cancer.

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Making an enemy of the Anglo is about the worst thing you could ever do.

Our son is reaching adolescence.

How can they?

Well, EU countries do usually help African countries out. I would suppose they'll help us.

Remember a lot of colonies respect the Brits and our current standing in the world as leaders.

We have friends, eyes and ears everywhere, nothing escapes us.

Nothing.

When we discover oil we will share with you, we're not cunts like the Spanish were to you.

T-thanks Britain.

>England
You flatter us Wyatt.

Might trigger Scotland, Wales and NI though.

Fuck off you're making us look bad


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>They voted 99.8% to remain British.
Same with Gibraltar, thats not stopping Spain to take Gibraltar back...

>So what you are talking about is an invasion of the UK. Nothing unites Brits more than the protection of our people.
Actually Millennials couldn't care less about those islands, and they dislike the concept of "colony". Check any poll...

>Also America I expect better from you, I thought we were mates.
We were not "mates", sorry, we were diplomatic partners if anything. But now you are irrelevant.

Hey no problemo, we're not enemies except on the football pitch, but even then you are well supported by Scotland who live by supporting ABE.

>anyone but England.

You know what annoys me, if Scotland are playing most English would get behind them, same with Wales and NI, shit i love the UK and all in it.

but Scotland, so salty always salty and thats why i love them

Inb4 almost every single poster is british

they can rule that the settlement is illegal and that they are the invaders, but I dont think they would

>Malvinas Islands

Where are those? They near the Falklands?

>our current standing in the world as leaders.
[citation needed] tbqh

Spain won't take Gibraltar. They haven't got the military might to back up their pathetic little threats and France can go fuck itself.

I actually like the Brits though, you helped us a lot while we were developing. The war just fucked up our relations. Fuck Kelpers though, they are some dense cunts.

No, they are by the rice farms in Vietnam.

How do you help someone recover somehting they never had in the first place?

>they can rule that the settlement is illegal and that they are the invaders

You went down this route once and got nowhere becuase if anything it highlighted the fact Argentina has absolutely zero claim simply because the nation didnt even exist back then

Still not happy?

Well we can go back further in history and look at how the Spanish spent all day everyday playing pirates across the globe robbing south America of its gold.

Didn't even re invest in South America, just took all the gold for themselves.

you better not lose gibraltar, otherwise people here will get really uppity about recovering muh malvinas

and if you lose the malvinas to us even india will be mocking you

Well with a thread title like "The Fall of the British Empire" what do you expect?

give good trade deal like you did in ww2 and no probs

>robbing south America of its gold.
though this is true, it's the argument retarded natives use to justify their shithole status countries. They did the same to the Cono Sur countries and we turned better than any South American country.

If you build us some railways, we'll give you meat. Just like the old times.

they dont need military might. there an eu member all they have to do is veto any trade agreements between the EU and us. we will give them gib when fuel and food prices sky rocket the pound drops through the floor we have no trade agreements with the eu and we are sat around wondering how we let it happen

>[citation needed] tbqh
Are you joking?

The irony being we're holding this discussion in English on the internet

Do I really need to link history itself?

>implying you would start a war against the continentals
keks nice joke, you can't even discipline the Scots and now wanna have a military conflict with an entire EU? get real, "senpai"

What about us?

>Same with Gibraltar, thats not stopping Spain to take Gibraltar back...
Holy fuck you're clueless, lmao.

memes aside, saying Islas Falklands is fucking autistic. It would like saying Islas British or Isla de Easter.

y despues se preguntan porque les decimos traidores

Nunca habias visto esa foto? Tambien hay un video en el canal de youtube del gobierno de las Islas donde entrevistan a los Chilenos que viven allá.

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Same as Gib and we will get it back. Just give us 2 years mate.

delet this

Are you an idiot?

Britain is in the top 5 in terms of economy, military, culture, politics etc...

It's a hugely influencial nation.

Yeah, and Germany will suffer. You act as if we're some irrelevant little island. We're one of the worlds largest economies, dickhead. Fuck off.

Aye we've never had bad relations with our south American European cousins, simply becuase Spain and Moortugal kept fucking up our shit! ;D

plus the trade winds..They had a massive advantage.

becuase it was a lot jungle, southern Europoors brought over so much disease that all but wiped out the people already there, the indigenous. and they just count get the numbers to reach any level of colonilization becuase of it

meanwhile in caribbean, Jamaica, India, Boston the Anglo/Dutch made progress

Spain and Portugal killed with diseased and the English, French Dutch with trained spears banking and law

Think again.

England you can keep the islands, but help us get rid of the Chileans and we'll call it even.

>T. Proxy not proxy argie

based Swiss always the unbiased and stable constant

Yeah, doesn't prove him wrong. Start arguing anytime, 52%

Cant Spain just die in silence without us having to burn Cadiz?

They're doing a great job at burning their own county actually:

50% unemployment in Cadiz
Basically Moorish rape babies
Filled with socialist parties that are cucked beyond imagination.

You think again, retard.

Britain is one the most influential nations on the planet.

Turn off your proxy Hans.

>help us get rid of the Chileans
just the Mapuche ones, white ones are fine

I cant wait to help my hermanos in guerra das malvinas chapter 2.

>Argentina
>Guerra
kek, probably your cartels alone could beat our army

>chile
>white

give us some supertucanos and we will never mention the 7-1 again

Its a fucking island, why are you negros so butthurt over it.

>oh the oil.

There are some White Chileans, most of them are based.

pls gib oil

wtf i forgot the pic related

and wow, capicha never gets boring and keeps me on my toes, it's like having a puzzle with missing pieces but nevermind it was still epic fun!

Well, brazilian army is not so different.

O-ok.

Ah, nice to see two fellow Argentines in the background. Good to see they made it to the Premier League.

Kek

At least it's big and you have conscription. Also your MP's are based. BOPE master race.

>pls gib oil
no

>>oh the oil.
goyim shut up about the oil or you can be the one to explain the crash to the house of Saud and opec

i loved you britain

>The people of the Falklands have delivered one of the most emphatic votes in recent history when 99.8 per cent of those taking part in a referendum on the future of the islands said yes to remaining a British overseas territory
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Dream on, Americuck

Yeah, the Brits were influential back in the 1800s, but now after the Brexit, even fucking Brazil is more powerful than the islanders. Come on! let's be real here: the UK can't afford a war, they can barely maintain the NHS.

>tfw you son will fight the spanish for King George in a repeat of history and yet again Portugal will be best ally.

kek, that Simpsons episode

>They haven't got the military might

There are 3 things keeping Spain out of Gibraltar.

>Gibraltar is only "rich" because it lives off contraband and tourism so anexing it would become counterproductive.
>The costs of actually doing an invasion and facing backlash don't economically compensate, and not that many people here are obsesed about the subject to actually be politically rewarding.
>Spain lacks the diplomatical support and political influence to do an unprovoked attack over other sovereign territory.

Taking it today by force would be a cakewalk, and I don't think there would be much resistance from the locals since they would just sit and wait for the UK navy to come.

The funny part is that it wouldn't be falklands 2.0, Gibraltar is connected to the rest of Spain, so logistics isn't an issue, and the invasion would go so fast that it would turn into a defensive conflict for Spain.

errm we are some irrelevant little island. hate to break it to you but the empires long gone.our large economy is because we have trade relations,trade relations that we just set fire to. it dosnt matter if germany suffers thats how the EU works, if one member vetos something it doesn't happen. spain just have to stamp their foot veto our trade agreements with the rest of europe until we give them gib. you think the british government will sacrifice a trade deal with europe for a strategically important rock by africa?

>asking muslims for oil

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>asking muslims for oil
god damn it, chori

It will be the best of times. Sharpe reboot when?

This user knows.

Take off the proxy, kraut cuck
Oh yes, because Spain is known for its military might, kek. We'd wipe the floor with you worthless spics.

When Tevez and Mascherano joined West ham it was one of the happiest days of my life.

I had them both down as top players in football manager 1997 or somthing when they were kids

Then 2007-8 happened and we knew the Icelandic coin was just a meme so they had to move on.

Also lol, Argentina is white, and the best whites becuase only the strongest could survive out there.


I think for every Spanish that went to Argentina to colonises, only 1 in 30 survived.

It was even worse for Brazil and the Portuguese, it was like 1 in 4, or somthing terrible.

Life was cheap back then bros, still is in parts of the world, fuck knows why, oh thats right the heat and lack of food, education.

With extra bastard

USA should claim it. Bust out the Monroe doctrine just to cuck Europe like the good old days.

USA then can can turn to Argentines and be like "For the Americas" as US oil companies drill out that sweet sweet crude oil.

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Share that shit, then they are an invested interest and let's face it by their proximity who better to defend our mutual interests?

We can help each other, and if you have enemies we will teach you how to defeat them.

>might
British """education""" huh?

wtf I hate america now

>recover
>implying they ever belonged to Argentina

Hey Paul, stop sucking Ahmed's cock and try reading some history book.

>so logistics isn't an issue
It also wouldnt be much of an issue for Britain, which is also a bigger deal

>stop sucking Ahmed's cock
Are you referring to us?

Colonies? wut colonies?

>I think for every Spanish that went to Argentina to colonises, only 1 in 30 survived.

It wasn't only Spanish people emigrating to Argentina. I'm part mallorquino and part volga German (which means I'm probably part slav as well).

Why not, Chilean history proves you to be a very decent people, why we dont learn more about South America history in Europe is beyond me, it's fascinating,

South America is like Europe, lots of Nations from Europe in another continent and indigenous people who still exist, you made your own nations unlike the USA who went another route simply becuase of climate and geography.

>who better to defend our mutual interests?
Someone with functioning armed forces?

>The Argentine Navy is under-funded and struggling to meet maintenance and training requirements, as a result only 15 out of a total of 42 navy vessels are in a condition to sail.[citation needed] The 2013 defence budget allowed for the 15 operational vessels to each spend less than 11 days at sea, while the submarines averaged just over 6 hours submerged in the whole of 2012.[27] ARA Espora spent 73 days in late 2012 stranded in South Africa for lack of spares. The Almirante Brown-class destroyers are short of spares and their ordnance has expired, while the Antarctic patrol ship ARA Almirante Irizar has been under repair since a fire in 2007.[27] On 23 January 2013 the Type 42 destroyer ARA Santísima Trinidad sank at her moorings having been mothballed for ten years.[28]

>All Mirages were officially decommissioned on 30 November 2015.[21] The A-4s were grounded as of January 2016 for lack of spares;[22] in any case only 4-5 were airworthy with the rest in storage at Villa Reynolds.[23] When Barack Obama visited in March 2016, Air Force One was accompanied by US Air Force F-16s because Argentina could only offer Pucarás and Pampas for air defense.[24]

BTW cuck, those are Falklands not fucking Malvinas. And no, you are never getting them.

Brits have become effeminate faggots, we could take the islands back using only a battalion of football hooligans.

Spain has been "taking Gibraltar back" since they lost it

Every time they say it they are basically just announcing that they still care. They aren't actually going to do shit (because they can't).

Also, we aren't in the Oblongo years anymore. Trump would back the UK up if any EUrocucks fucked with the UK in any sort of military way.

The Falklands are the closest strategical point to Antarctica the U.K will never, and I repeat, never give it up.

I will leave this here...

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Am I the only argentinian who doesn't give a fuck about those islands?

>Someone with functioning armed forces?

So who better than the bloodthirsty Anglo who built its Empire on its military superiority and cunning to train your dysfunctional forces?

Meh, prob can't do it.

The wailing from Spain would be unbearable

we have become undisciplined niggers

This.

Nope, I bet most of the argies that frequent this place don't care.

and theyll just take it back, easy as that?

>you think the british government will sacrifice a trade deal with europe for a strategically important rock by africa?

yeah:
>strategically important
some people still understand what that means

just watch Hans.

also if you think that Spain would realistically veto the deal then you're a brainlet