Google paid UK just £36 million in tax last year. Brexit fee is now £250bn. WE ARE FUCKED
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What happens if you dont pay?
Is the EU army going to invade?
The right to vote should be revoked after 60
>implying we won't up the fee to £600bn
trade sanctions.
not even joking.
pay them in new workers
>send the migrants back across the channel
Do the Bongs even export anything?
>implying we'll pay it.
>WE ARE FUCKED
By who's army???
The UK military/nuke arsenal could fuck up the EU in 2 hours if they wanted. With what power do they think they can enforce all these threats??
Now they are also threatening the US lol
Nope, jokes on them! haha
>nintendo ds playing manchildren having more say then WW2 vets
offering to help califonia leave the US is not a threat it's a gift
Money
>Brexit
>fee
So.... how is this not just a literal shakedown?
>Do the Bongs even export anything?
bantz
Honest question to the krauts.
Why the fuck are you so angry? This is for the best because the jeu is literally killing Europe. Why the fuck are you so butthurt at this?
There should be no right to vote because the people end up squabbling with each other.
that's great because muds are attracted to wealth and handouts.
not economic growth => no more muds
They want to rule Europe and are upset now that we told them to get fucked. I genuinely hate Germans so fucking much now.
Honesty would be worth it
Family went from Massachusetts to California to escape economic immigrants
I just want to be poor and happy desu
No, it's a threat. California is rightful US clay, we only need to purge the filth.
Seriously, I used to support the right of a state to secede, but there is no way I'm going to allow commie filth to further ruin my country... This far, no further.
>Germans
>not obsessed with destroying Europe
>but there is no way I'm going to allow commie filth to further ruin my country
how is that an argument against them leaving?
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Will Britain become the next Poland of Europe?
We already are the next Poland. We have lots of poles.
EU can't throw trade sanctions around just like that. Soon nobody trades with EU anymore. The sanctions against Russia have done us already enough harm.
accompanied with a strongly written letter expressing the EU's great displeasure.
Yeah you're right, I can't even think of any european companies related to autombiles, oil, aircraft, shipping, and so forth that export their goods to foreign countries.
in 2 years from now, UK will leave the EU without any deal or trade agreement, which means nopony and no goods can move between the two. For the simple reason that you can't get 27 European nations to agree on anything.
>implying they can make you pay that
Don't worry, once you're finally out we will give you some good trade deals.
>which means nopony and no goods can move between the two
doesn't that hurt Germany more than them?
Can't wait for the day that Brits start emigrating to europe and steal all the shitty jobs.
>Why the fuck are you so angry?
If you mean ordinardy Germans, it is a propaganda campaign of the media.
If you mean interests of the German nation, there was a bloc within the EU that was pro free trade and against extensive transfer of money from rich nations to poor nations. This bloc could prevent the mediterraneans from voting themselves in freebies from the better off nations. GB was a huge part of that bloc.
In addition, if GB prospers outside of the EU, more people will want to leave, which endangers the disgusting globalist experiment called EU.
get ready to be absorbed into your former colony dad, at this point, being the 51st state is your best option, but i wouldnt want it, bc youre full of sand niggers and vote dem
Puerto Rico status for Uk!
Is this because Trump is whipping Germoney?
Then you'll be waiting quite a while, europoor. Lmao, come back to me when you're actually relevant and not a vassal of Deutschland.
who cares ? germany is only one nation. You need any trade agreement to be accepted by EVERY 27 nations. Which means Hungary or Latvi (or any tiny country who doesn't care) can say no, just for the kek or to piss off UK and germany
No archive
No bump
OP is a faggot
What do we owe you that amounts to 250 billion? I understand paying for the next 2 years while we are still in the EU but what else is being added to it?
Soon you won't indeed.
Puerto Rico status means sand niggers getting passport free travel to here and easier citizenship.
At the beginning of the Soviet Union, the secret police confiscated everything of value; bikes, furniture, jewellery, the houses. The European Union is doing just the same, but one a scale that's 1000 times larger.
Isn't 250 billions like 100 times the GDP?
> Be Brit.
> Think I'm relevant.
You had your chance back when you had control of your colonies. You're even struggling with holding together whatever you've got left so good luck m8.
No it's more like 10% of GDP
UK GDP is probably somewhere around 1.5 trillion.
>the UK will become the meme factory of the world in your lifetime
What a time to be alive
>Isn't 250 billions like 100 times the GDP?
No, not even close.
Does Norwegian have a word that sounds like billion for trillion, like German does?
We are relevant. We're more relevant than you ever have been in your entire history. That's including your shitty little """empire""".
Just don't pay the fee. The Germans have been getting away with not paying fees for decades; first, the two World Wars, and now the fees to NATO. What else can Germany/EU do? Invade the UK?
>being the 51st state is your best option
The EU must be destroyed. They have been playing their true hand pretty clearly since Brexit happened. They want to be a global superpower and aren't even trying to hide it anymore.
>uk military
>being able to take on france
Maybe Germany on its own you could take but only for a limited time. Lets be real here
No war is gonna occur between the UK and any country
They've done a great job getting Greece's debts so far.
Give it a couple of years, you'll become the next Turkey, just on the westernside of europe.
It is pretty teling that's it's basically only been Germans and Belgians who have been seriously butthurt at brexit.
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>Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Because the country's gone awry, tomorrow night these freaks will fry!
Tomorrow night, our lives will change. Tomorrow night, we'll be entertained. An execution, what a sight. Tomorrow night.
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Tomorrow night, up there is doomed and so I will be going soon!
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!
UK:
Looks like we may be out of luck!
Tomorrow night we're pretty fucked!
Why did Jews start this war? What the fuck are they fighting for? When did this fight become a marathon?
I want to be post on there...
When Canada is dead and gone, there'll be no more Fucking Leaf
They may cut your dick in half.
Tomorrow night.
And serve it to a pig.
Our lives will change.
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An execution!
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Our lives will change! We'll be entertained! Tomorrow night!
>Just don't cry out, "Blame yourselves!" Blame Canada! Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Everybody forgetting history? Whole EU and the Euro were designed to keep germany down and chained. This whole thing. Now everybody pretends like this was some kraut scheme. Get real. You got outplayed. Thats all
>want to be a global superpower
Economically, sure.
Military? Don't make me laugh britbong. Some of our countries have to use pretend-bullets. They literally don't have the budget to afford live ammunition for training purposes.
>being forced to pay to leave a subscription service
Fuck em.
Try it. See how quick Britain remembers that your Islamic shithole owes trillions from WW2
I agree with you, UK shouldnt pay anything at all and instead send all the immigrants back to France.
Germany have paid more than enough. Actually France was robbing the german people after WW1. That was one of the main causes for WW2 happening. People was starving and freezing to death due to that. After WW2 they had a debt but paid back everything a few years ago. Germany dont own anyone anything.
literally the only thing the dutch are known for is one page in a middle school economics book about tulips
Where do you see germany?
The chief Brexit negotiator is french.
That scenario would just fuel anti EU sentiment in the countries that actually do want to trade with UK.
>mfw some irrelevant slavhole doesn't agree to the trade deal like a cunt then finds themselves alone in a union with just them and Greece.
The price of freedom is large, but worth it friend
>calling in forgiven debt
Top kek id like to see you try
It genuinely does show how worthless Germans are. We'll get the last laugh though. We always do.
Keep your mouth closed, swamp nigger.
Like your country had anytting else but hatred for us, long before this.
Your "fans" are still singing about the world wars, like it was a freaking joke.
>Be James
>Born in 1925
>Have a hard life
>mum and dad struggle to keep the house finances afloat
>mum has another child by 1930 but loses it, never recovers fully, being only a fragment of what she once was
>you almost never see your father as he's down in the coal pits every day from dawn till dusk
>have to educate yourself at home after school but you soon give up and prefer to go play outside with the other boys
>end up drinking at the age of 15, being allowed into the local pub, spending what little money you saved on drink just to get through the day
>war breaks out
>you and your father are conscripted
>your mother begs you not to go but you know it's necessary for King and country and you lie to the recruitment sergeant about your age
>your dad works in the engineer corps as a former miner and is killed whilst on a tunnelling mission
>mother dies of grief
>just you bearing your families name, fighting against fascism, hoping desperately that something positive will come of it
>Britain wins the war, you're ecstatic beyond belief
>a new future awaits
>a better future
>years pass
>your country is blighted by political correctness
>filled with immigrants you never desired or asked for
>corrupt politicians with no moral fibre
>suddenly, you hear on the wind of an EU referendum
>excited beyond belief, finally, as a former fighter against fascism you can rally against the inevitable EU super state and preserve British sovereignty like you did so long ago
>you get to the voting booth
>"haha sorry old man innit u aint allowed to vote g u fukkin raycis"
>Be James
>born in 1997
>see pro-EU Huffington Post article and a post on Twitter about how the EU is cost efficient and gives you cheaper holidays :D
>vote remain
really straightens my bananas
>bong trying to go back on a deal
>we are the worthless ones
I genuinly hate the EU but you guys are top tier cunts
Yeah we should send all the refugees back and tell them that the boost they will bring to the German economy will surely more than suffice?
I mean if we have to give back millions of our doctors and engineers that's a good enough payment right?
We could just have you as a protectorate, you'd have to pay your way but would have the backing of a much bigger power. Not sure how excited you guys would be about jumping from one big union to another even bigger union, but for our part I think we have your back regardless of what happens.
The state won't leave, it will become an EU/China controlled enemy state connected to our mainland with plenty of space to dock a navy for their plans to wage war against us.
California is ours. The people who live their can die if they please, but they cannot cede our land to our enemies.
>Paraguay talking about relevancy
lmao
haha the UK fucked itself, fun
>Like it was a freaking joke
They were if you weren't German
No, Hans. You're the cunts and everyone can see that.
America, Russia, Japan and Britain can now completely fufill each other's economic needs, with Russia's immense stretches of arable land, the US' titanic new oil discovery that places its reserves on par with Saudi Arabia, Japan serving as a fiercely independent tech powerhouse as is correct, and Britain providing Anglo tech perspective and refinement and not much else except marginally because that's everything a stable 1st-world civilization needs
The EU is screwed
$845 billions not paid by German - Trade Sanctions NOW!
I have never seen such crybabies as you english.
Before the internet I wouldn't have thought your obsession with us possible.
>ends the British Empire
>forever relegates you to playing Second fiddle to your former colony
Sure was a joke to you guys.
is isle of man still part of Eu..what actually happens in your island
WW3 soon lads, time to fuck the kraut again.
I dont fucking get it. You brits literally begged to join the EU back in the day. Now you want to leave. Thats fine with me too but holy shit pay your dues.
You cant dictate fucking terms. You need the tariff free acesses to Europa. I dont get ehy we are apparent bad guys especially if france is the leading negotiater
Suck my cock you worthless kraut cunt.
rare ?
And that's how we want to keep it, unfortunately we're still well known enough to keep attracting a lot of foreigners.
Yup, I can't think of anything else I guess. Not even about stuff that actually had an influence on the US.
You aren't getting shit. Your country will burn and Turkey will take your land.
>California is ours. The people who live there can die if they please, but they cannot cede our land to our enemies
This expands my freedom
You sound like a satanic devil worshipper.
if you got a shitty education maybe, but you're american so that's a given
Sure thing, enjoy Britslamabad while it lasts.
Sure thing and then everybody will sing Britannia rule the waves.
Are you gonna go into shock once charles is crowned king and Canada aswell as australia will become republics?
Anything to stop the Germans from ever being relevant, haven't you learned that's why the Anglo exists yet?
I would have thought recent events would have made that clearer than ever.
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>says this while crying
>stopping germany from ever being relevant again
M8...i got bad news for you
Just ignore the autistic Bong. Let me explain. No-one in the UK hates Europe, absolutely no-one. We want to trade, we want to work together, we want to live in peace in harmony.
However, our cultural history, having been that of an island nation state with an empire, still runs deep, although I think most people don't realise it, and fewer still would admit it. We don't like the idea of "ever-closer union" and a more federal, centralised Europe under the control of the European Union.
Let me reiterate. We have nothing against Germans, French, Spaniards, the Dutch, Poles, etc etc. We want to trade and work together, but we want to be able to control our own laws and our own destiny. I personally voted Leave, and I feel the vast majority of those who did are inherently rational people. We'll pay our dues, go our seperate ways, and continue to work with our friends in Europe.