I fucking hate the Netherlands. They're the jewiest of the Aryans to be sure, and they've got this grating arrogance...

I fucking hate the Netherlands. They're the jewiest of the Aryans to be sure, and they've got this grating arrogance. Did they fucking forget that they haven't been relevant since the 18th century? Did they forget that Louis XIV wrecked their anuses so hard they never fully recovered? I mean shit, Hitler wrecked them too. Have they ever even won a war? And don't get me started on their colonial "empire". Wow, you controlled Ceylon, congratulations you pieces of shit. The only levelheaded politician in their country, Geert Wilders, looks like an oompa loompa who asked an autistic hair stylist to make him look like a super saiyan. They are objectively the worst white people in Europe. Maastricht resembles the acidic coffee and hangover shit I took 20 minutes ago. Also, their version of "fuck you" is "get cancer." These bastards are so soulless that they casually tell you to get cancer. God, I hate the Dutch.

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You forgot about when Canada "liberated" their women during ww2.

I suppose we are responsible for them since they are our rape babies and all.

mmhm

Liberated you should've let the nazis rule us. Would be way better for us.

Shut up rape baby.

they really do seem like a white (well, not anymore) variant of jews. spot on op

I agree they're a cunty lot.

Little cancuck weiners barely impregnated anyone, lad. Only a couple of Randstad whores, which is the shittiest place to be. I suppose it's comparable to Canada.

dunno but their dark brown houses are depressing

Thank you.

Lel wasn't even from the part that got liberated by you canacucks.

Don't worry, looks like we will get another turn on your granny if things pan out.

I-I don't h-hate you, ameribro :(

Stay LEAFED faggot

all dutch are faggots.

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Excuse me but I'm Dutch

I like the Dutch great neighbors

Im doing this experiment. Im trying to learn dutch PURELY based off Gerrt Wilder's speeches as well as Lil Kleines music. Het gaat niet goed, Ik kann de meiest begrijpen, maar ik heb geen begrip van hoe mann schrivjen met correct grammar

I can understand that sentence you are doing goed maat!

I like them

Nice people, funny language, comfy bikes and tasty food

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

If you learned that from just those two sources it's surprisingly decent kek

>Netherlands
>Jews
Those stupid weedfags sold their whole armored force to us with nominal price. Now we have addition of 100 Leopard 2A6 to our army.

You're just jealous because they actually have history and a culture

burgers arent culture
no one gives as much of a fuck about america as Americans think they do
no one gives as much of a fuck about anyone elses opinion of america as much as an american
no one really gives a shit about america at all we just get blasted by the bullshit factory that is your media that we all really do care about who you sanction or what youre up too when in reality no one gives a shit at all in any way shape or form

fuck off xox

Nice copypasta

Very underrated movie.

Nice. I could probably get close to fluent verbally doing this, but i dont get how im supposed to spell all the words. I know how to pronounce words like "goed" but based on how its said it only makes sense to write it like "chot" ect.

You know more Dutch than 90% of Immigrants in Randstad

t.Somebody who lives there

King billy has no willy

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>no one gives as much of a fuck about america as Americans think they do
I think they wish they didn't have to care, but military+CIA means they have little choice in the grand scheme.

Were i to visit the netherlands, where should i go? I'd obviously go to amsterdam for obvious reasons, but are there any nice less hectic places that arent filled with tourists?

Hate on the Dutch, Post pic of a Swede.
Also: You need to learn about the eternal Anglo

i've said it many times and i'll say it again. somewhere in recent history something went wrong with the genepool in that country. i suspect fallout from chernobyl but who knows what the real source of this degeneracy may be..

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If you are uncertain just use the english equivalent

goed = good
kat = cat
Huis = house
You will be fine!

ou dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

Visit Rotterdam as well.

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

>You know more Dutch than 90% of Immigrants in Randstad

The Dutch language sound like piss drunken Norwegian.

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

Thanks

looks nice, mabye i will.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

so does swedish tbqh

All Scandies read dutch withoutha problem. We just don't understand your goble goble tounge

>goed = good = Godt
>kat = cat = katt
>Huis = house = hus
>You will be fine!

>only levelheaded politician is Geert Wilders
Epic lol my burger friend

If you spewed this shit you're saying to an American veteran he would probably smack you on the head, I know my grandma hid (and probably fuggd) several American soldiers in their attic and this was the case all over the country.

FUCK YOU TOO CUNTBAG

>goed (chot) = good (gud) = godt (göt)
>kat (kat) = cat (kät) = katt (katt)
>Huis (hus) = house (häus) = hus (hus)
>You will be fine!

Clearly master race tier.
>top level art
>super tall
>big dicks
>multi lingual including English
>invented the stock market
>legalised hookers and drugs
>low crime
>great bike network

wow ur mean >:(

Actually the dutch jews were hit the hardest out of all west-european jews, so statistically we are the least jewish of the aryans. Futhermore we basically gained our independence and then became the first ever republic: De republiek der zeven verenigde Nederlanden, we did this using out Plakkaat van Verlatinghe, which is basically your declaration of independence only we beat you Muricans to it by 200 years. Louis fucked us in 1672 aka het rampjaar which means year of disaster, then we won that war even though we had lost half our territory and were gettin attacked by England France and some Germans. We went straight up the Thames, controlled Indonesia and all of the asian seas for a century. Geert Wilders plans fit on one sheet of paper and only one side and Maastricht indeed is awful, but hey, what do you expect when you're so close to the Belgians

Dutch are bro-tier desu, they make the world's greatest cheese.

they are waterjews .

i found a dutch using his verbal iq on entertaining a kike. i was disgusted.

>big dicks
fucking gay
>invented the stock market
Jewish trickery
>legalised hookers and drugs
Degenerate
>great bike network
fucking gay

day of potato salad is coming soon, seamus.

The Dutch have harbored notorious criminals like Anne Frank and her family.

It was no thanks to the Dutch that German justice eventually caught up with her.

You mobility scooter driving glob of saturated fat. Can you just shut up for one fucking second about how fucking "great" america is. You bring war and devastation to the whole world trying to impose your ideology. But you don't even do it right, you just destabilize whole fucking countries like it is nothing. Destabilization is worse than colonization but you thick-skulled gobble cock can't even comprehend this simple idea. This further shows by the election of the Piece of Total Unfinished Secretion Donald J. Drumpf.

Everyone in the whole world hates every single one of you stinking bulging pustule in the United States of millions of murdered natives and enslaved Negros.

God damn you tuberculosis typhus ball-sack nigger I hope you get cancer.

Nice shill post Jew scum.

Dont waste time reading dutch wall texts of butthurt trickery.

Nederlandse mensen zijn mooi

Lol OK so then why did the Netherlands have their own SS division?

Also, Hitlers boys congratulated our small army for holding out so long against their massive Blitzkrieg.
>Then they flattened Rotterdam :(

I'm quite critical of my own country and past, but don't go overboard now. Also, Dutch Empire was the last nation to utterly conquer England. And it was inevitable for the Dutch supremacy to fall in decline, given its small population and inevitable catch up of surrounding powers like France/Britain and German lands. Even so, the Netherlands has maintained some power and positive influence, especially economically and scientifically speaking these last few hundred years.

Let's see what USA is known for:

Obesity
Biggest prison population
Retards
Jewish puppet
Destroyer of Western world
Highest crime rate on planet
Abortions
Degenaracy
40% White

Don't listen to these Dutch hating faggots I still like you, pls gib weed and whores.

when will the sheeple understand the greatness of this film?

The Dutch are GOAT in Europe, 2nd only to Finns.

OP jealous as fuck.

Dutch:

-tall
-blonde
-high IQ
-have the modern Einstein who will solve the mysteries of Quantum Physics and dark matter

-OP:

-low IQ
-jealous
-probably a nigger

>Geert Wilders, looks like an oompa loompa who asked an autistic hair stylist to make him look like a super saiyan.

You realise you elected a president exactly like that but only fatter, more rich and orange?