You're shitposting on Sup Forums when suddenly you feel hunger down in your stomach. You decide to order your favourite hawaiian pizza with extra ham. After doing so and waiting for a few minutes you hear the doorbell. You open the door in order to get your pizza, when suddenly this guy pops out in your doorframe with the box and says
>Salam aleykum, your local sharia police officer here for regular fast food checkings. I'm going to open the pizza box and if I see any haram stuff down there I will chop your head off, inshallah!
What do you do?
You're shitposting on Sup Forums when suddenly you feel hunger down in your stomach...
Kill him and eat him
>dude that's not Muslim you fuckin retard! sikhs are totally bro tier! they hate muslims@!
Well... as turbans aren't a Muslim thing, he's probably just playing a prank.
Those damn Sikhs! Always goofing around!
tl;dr
sikhs are shitskin and dirty poo in loo´s and NOT based
>inb4 1000 posts telling op that he's a sikh, not a muzzie
we all know that
Dont sikhs hate moslims
Chomp his head off
Feels good to be in a country with mandatory homicide
You whisper into his ear with a raspy French accent.........
"OP is a faggot"
t. Mehmet
That's not a Muslim, that's a Zoroastrian
They do, this post is fuckin retarded
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I pay the jyzia, brother
newfag immigrants from reddit detected.
>no bacon on pizza
that's why islam won't go far in the US
>muh based sikh brotier xD not a muzzie fag op
I dont answer my door without a gun....
so....
shoot him and take my pizza.
pull out gun and shoot him in the head.
il be having a pizza ham kebab
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Because muslims in america are more american than muslims. They get the same treatment like anyone else and don't get a defacto second class treatment.
well first off, that guy's a sikh, not a muslim. so if he said those things, I'd laugh it off as a joke. but if he actually opened my pizza box, I'd call the company and complain. If he actually walked into my home afterwards, I'd unload the 10mm pistol I always take with me to the door into his chest.
BURN THE HERETIC
>SOME SIKH'S ARE MUSLIM, GET OVER IT
Laugh and Say
"Right Mr Singh. Nice Kirpan. £8.30 right? Here's a tenner. Keep the change," and enjoy my lovely pizza.
I turn 360 degrees and tip him.
OP, that's a Sikh you dumb fuck! Sikhbros are fine
That's a Scientologist, you stupid pollack
Offer my daughter to him
Isn't that a Mormon?
I browse reddit openly faggot, but I don't come from there
>y-you're a big guy
Clearly a buddhist
Why would you post a picture of a Jedi, they don't have anything against bacon.
>You're shitposting on Sup Forums