You're shitposting on Sup Forums when suddenly you feel hunger down in your stomach...

You're shitposting on Sup Forums when suddenly you feel hunger down in your stomach. You decide to order your favourite hawaiian pizza with extra ham. After doing so and waiting for a few minutes you hear the doorbell. You open the door in order to get your pizza, when suddenly this guy pops out in your doorframe with the box and says
>Salam aleykum, your local sharia police officer here for regular fast food checkings. I'm going to open the pizza box and if I see any haram stuff down there I will chop your head off, inshallah!
What do you do?

Kill him and eat him

>dude that's not Muslim you fuckin retard! sikhs are totally bro tier! they hate muslims@!

Well... as turbans aren't a Muslim thing, he's probably just playing a prank.

Those damn Sikhs! Always goofing around!

tl;dr

sikhs are shitskin and dirty poo in loo´s and NOT based

>inb4 1000 posts telling op that he's a sikh, not a muzzie
we all know that

Dont sikhs hate moslims

Chomp his head off

Feels good to be in a country with mandatory homicide

You whisper into his ear with a raspy French accent.........

"OP is a faggot"

t. Mehmet

That's not a Muslim, that's a Zoroastrian

They do, this post is fuckin retarded

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I pay the jyzia, brother

newfag immigrants from reddit detected.

>no bacon on pizza

that's why islam won't go far in the US

>muh based sikh brotier xD not a muzzie fag op

I dont answer my door without a gun....

so....

shoot him and take my pizza.

pull out gun and shoot him in the head.
il be having a pizza ham kebab

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Because muslims in america are more american than muslims. They get the same treatment like anyone else and don't get a defacto second class treatment.

well first off, that guy's a sikh, not a muslim. so if he said those things, I'd laugh it off as a joke. but if he actually opened my pizza box, I'd call the company and complain. If he actually walked into my home afterwards, I'd unload the 10mm pistol I always take with me to the door into his chest.

BURN THE HERETIC

>SOME SIKH'S ARE MUSLIM, GET OVER IT

Laugh and Say

"Right Mr Singh. Nice Kirpan. £8.30 right? Here's a tenner. Keep the change," and enjoy my lovely pizza.

I turn 360 degrees and tip him.

OP, that's a Sikh you dumb fuck! Sikhbros are fine

That's a Scientologist, you stupid pollack

Offer my daughter to him

Isn't that a Mormon?

I browse reddit openly faggot, but I don't come from there

>y-you're a big guy

Clearly a buddhist

Why would you post a picture of a Jedi, they don't have anything against bacon.

>You're shitposting on Sup Forums