Why does Sup Forums love Lord of the Rings so much? Is it really just that everyone is white?

Why does Sup Forums love Lord of the Rings so much? Is it really just that everyone is white?

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Anyone that loves lotr is nu-male teir.

Might I make a suggestion? Try warhammer fantasy instead. No series is more black and white and gay than lotr.

>here frodo, have this uber 1337 hax elven mail that is light as a feather but 100 stronger than steel. It also completely dampens a blow from a 20 ft giant/ogre.

Give me a break. A shit story for shit tasteless people.

>warhammer
I approve

this

>a fucking leaf

what a surprise

clearly hasn't read the novel, an epic exhortation of the superiority of a free and civilized people over a barbaric collectivist tyranny.

Jew commie shill
You are dumb as fuck and know absolutely nothing about lotr lore outside of the shitty movies i could easly say the same about wfb after that shitshow that was end times and age of shillmar

lol your an idiot

That scene is not from lotr

the movies are not perfect, but they are damn good

Nu males detected.

The Hobbit films are a massive pile of wank, I will grant that. Turning a classic 300 page children's fantasy novel into a 9 hour slog of nonsense was unforgivable.

They're called twirly whirlies idiot

The only good thing about warhammer fantasy is the setting,

However the characters, story and everything they do with warhammer is fucking stupid, it's too bad too since the setting is pretty neat

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It displays the spirit of ascension more powerfully than almost any other story available. A diverse world full of irreconcilable differences between kinds of beings results in great wars for conquest, survival, and glory while those who want no part of it but are trapped inside of the chaos search for meaning and salvation. The world is unformed and the future is uncertain. Most every kind of being has some rightful claim that the others refuse to recognize. Compare this to Harry Potter, where the good guys smash the bad guys, or to Star Wars, where the good guys smash the bad guys, or to The Matrix, where the good guys smash the bad guys, or to Game of Thrones, where the good guys and bad guys equally smash each other.

The movies are absolute crap.

>Why does Sup Forums love Lord of the Rings so much? Is it really just that everyone is white?

It's a modern continuation of the ancient storytelling of European peoples. It taps into ancient, archetypes that have been important to Western people for thousands of years. Under no circumstance should outsiders be allowed to violate and destroy this literature.

Tolkien was /ourguy/

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Do you know that Tolkien took his inspiration from "the ring des nibelungen" also made into an opera by Wagner.

Lord of the rings is quintessential germanic.

“the most improper job of any man, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.”

all fantasy is shit
scifi is sometimes ok

Is this an extended scene? I don't remember it.

Wait, I have been unironically parroting the beliefs of this board on my FB..... wtf

MAYBE PEOPLE LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S A GOOD BOOK, JUST SAYING.

Warhammer is literally for kike subverted generations that are trying to have all the perks of enjoying lotr whilst feeling punk for it. T. Guy that spent next too 3000 dollars on age of shitmar

So is degenerate dungeon porn

That is one ugly orc.

cuz cast is good

it was isolated from hollywood and industry they were not told what to do, they made it with spirit and put their spirit inside these movies

oh and the books are unmatched I listened to audiobooks couple times still want to

I still cant beleive that wanted to cast that fat disgusting blob as barbie in a live action movie

I don't.
I prefer Warhammer.

>warhammer
>age of shitmar
>m-muh tabletop

fuck off

What's it about precious, tells us all.

Tolkien was a pretty awesome man, and the book itself is pro-Christianity.

Yes

I often hear that LotR doesn't have people of color, but they are there as the bad guys at the end.

>can't help but wonder if people really fall for this

How does a Troll die when you stuff his mouth for a while?

youtube.com/watch?v=t5lFFvOAdsA

this

actually its about traditional folks using magic and deus ex machina to destroy the evils of mechanized industry

They were the best movies made in the last 30 yrs. I question whether they will be the last great big budget movies to not be ruined by sjw Jews. You can even see their effect creeping in by the third movie. It's like the whole storyline was an allegory for the decline except without a happy ending. Look what happened to the shitty hobbit movies. That's what the lotr trilogy would have been like if made five years later.

Those shitty scenes are hobbit trash

Just thank Tolkien.

Are there any Hyperion Cantos fags here? It's truly my favourite science fiction serie. Is it a pol approved book?

Dragonlance fag

I read part of it, seemed pretty good but got sidetracked and didn't return. Maybe I could.

They really messed up the look of the dwarves in the shitty Hobbit trilogy. They look like they belong in some crappy fantasy movie from the 80s.

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Dragonlance books were the comfiest was I was little.

Annnnnd fuck you. Next you'll be hating on Drizzit.

only first book, its amazing, every damn chapter of it.
sadly Endymion and rest is horrible

Arent the dwarves based on Jews

Fuck off then shill.

Some interesting info:
Bernd Angerer ( imdb.com/name/nm0029774/ ) known for Lord of the Rings special effects, also helped make in 1998 "Secrets of the Third Reich" ( imdb.com/title/tt3101716/ ). However the actual history of this documentary goes back to 1989 ( archive.org/details/1989-UFO-Das-3-Reich-schlaegt-zurueck ) where he is listed in the credits.
This original movie is made for THG which is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo-völkisch_movements#Tempelhofgesellschaft

loved the second book, havent read the 3rd or fourth yet

300 is another Sup Forums approved movie.
>Bunch of white guys standing against the chinks and niggers of the world
>Call the athenians faggots
>Make a noble sacrifice so that the rest of the people can see what is going to happen (that's you germany and sweden).

No, he based them on the dwarves in norse mythology.

>never seen the Hobbit movies
>look at OP's webm
>Holy shit that combat looks fake
>oh yeah, the combat in LOTR looked super fake too
>fuck I wish Jackson had just done Tolkien's material ultra-literally
>I don't need to see giant video game looking battles
>just show me a few hundred guys fighting realistically and imply the rest
>I don't want to hear members of noble pre-human races make fart jokes
>wtf Peter Jackson?
>aaslfj;lsdkfja;sdlfdskfsdf

Lotr combat wasn't the worst in the second movie. Went downhill in the third like most other things. I remember the orcs making a kind of testudo when storming the gate.

Obviously the protagonists do some superman shit but it's not the worst movie combat ever. The bar was low and I'd say they got over it.

Imo the reason the first was the best was just because the novels were shit, the first had great atmosphere and a party journeying together through an enchanted world but the second and third just became about huge hordes of men chopping eachother apart, it was completely boring.

In all the combat sequences of the second and third movies there is nothing that comes close to Aragorn singlehandedly taking on the Uruk Hai at Amon Hen, or Boromir dying to save the hobbits.

Those are fucking horrible