/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=xO2hR2pt5D8
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT

Dis is gonna b good!

First for dead perpetrator

Good morning Robert incoming.

MALE
BLACK!

Robert here. Friday Night Survival Night

Real nigga hours approach

>MALE BLACK?!?

Thinking about taking the girlfriend on a safari tonight on the south or west side. Dunno if I could livestream with data but lots of pictures.

Ccw holder.

child left alone 1-2 years of age

Of course its a male black!

1-2 yo child left alone

Have we had a dindu shoot himself in the dick since these started back up?

Thats a fun image

Robert getting ready to roll out.
Guns loaded.
Keys checked.
These unruly niggers are gonna get wrecked.

It's a hood baby standing on the corner, he didn't even look scared.

Best way to become a cop? any tips?
want to be prepared

Wy would you do that?

Dont go to those places at night if youre not buying dope ya dumb fuck

Not that I've heard.

There's an animated version, but I didn't download it. Personally I thought it was too much, maybe someone else has it?

Aim for the black
Pass the easy test

Why do they say good morning at 10pm?

Radical meme, bro.

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it's the start of Roberts day

It's an inside joke. 10pm is the start of most Roberts' day.

I love these. Keep em' coming.

Original male black picture after I caught him peeking through window two nights ago then hiding under balcony.

>119133712
pretty wicked

I'm gonna meme Robert into a fashwave M.A.S.K with pornstar dispatchers.

Need a Polish interpreter

First thread back we had a kid get kicked in the nuts so hard one burst.

You've never worked Midnight's have you? Most people that work overnights sleep during the day, so good morning holds the same connotation and meaning it would normally.

>off to harass people at a drive thru

preddy gool bud+1

based user gets oc & btfo's

ICE BABY!

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Should I go to Dairy Queen?

No, I'm a research analyst. Thanks for the info my guy.
Thanks for the info guys.

I can't keep up. Fucking A Robert, time to donate to your vest fund again...

Gang violence

>Aim for the black
I'm racist but I want to be a Police Officer I cannot be biased

even though I can't wait to bash brown slkulls

women are cops these days! I have a good chance!

no, go to walgreens

>possible hostage situation
why?

saved from previous threads.

Lmao how do you fight inside of a car?? It's so cramped. That's no fight, that dude us getting stabbed

Please don't. Eat healthy and work hard! We need every man we can get; times are changing, and soon every city and suburb will look like Chicago. Have faith in yourself and in God!

Also BTFO the jews

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She said, "We would like TKCPICiG to thrust his seed into each of our wombs so we can do our duty to our race and heritage."

You have to assess the situation neutrally to keep a clear head. Otherwise, you may get killed.

But... If you smoke some dirty nigger, i wont fault you! MAGA

>paying your niggers ransom with an ebt card.

enebreated male white

Godamn half the air in Chicago is fucking lead

sure they did user

/Comfy/

Im sorry am I hearing things or was that guys name Billy boy bob lincoln?

Went dead silent, serious shit's going down.
Or Sassy Dispatcher's getting the cock she so desperately craves.

I agree my man I think more polacks should become police officers and take over counties states and the like

King of how the Irish emigrated in the north east.

Imagine the power

I do wonder what she looks like.

> haha, that's cute

HNNNG

his name was billy, and then he spelled Billy with a phonetic alphabet

>operator calls robert cute

>Haha that's cute

Bang ger

LOKS LIKE A GANGGGBANGGGER

>I do wonder what she looks like.
Just keep in mind what they used to say about phone sex workers.
Sultry voice of a sex goddess coming out of a ham planet with a goatee.

Sassy dispatch.

ha ha that's cute lawl

>Gang bangheeer

GangBanger Time
Sparks are flying

>"need assistance "about 30 mins ago & about 20mins ago

Charlie left a shitload of work for Robert

>think more polacks should become police officers and take over counties states and the like

Pfff like that would ever happen, they'll be too busy filling up on vodka and pierogi's to do anything.

she's riding the dildo thinking about him

she's a fat nigger user

a
fat
nigger

Wtf we have two threads

NO! Sassy dispatch is pure! Pure!

Kek

Uber driver going to chimp out

I wonder if darude sandstorm Robert is still working.

Second thread is to be recycled when this is done.

> Just got a report in, Robert - this is sassy dispatch

A baby is in a car arguing with the driver? Only in Chicago.

Sup Forumslacks

imagine our power imagine being a cop in a riot being so aware of the jew and bask in the glory of fucking liberals up

FLASH BANG GANG 1488

>two males fighting, possible a weapon involved

TOO DRUNK TO FUCK!
Hahahahaha

These threads are so comfy after the shill shock of the catalogue.

fucking walgreens

Holy fuck that nigga been slumped for a good 5 minutes now. Still no Roberts on scene lmao

Intoxicated driver crashed near walgreens?

Also, off to the mun i go.

This guy's such a Russian nigger goddamn... my man... hahaha. You realize in muricas the average pol would get fucking bullied by real cops. Goddamn son, my sides

This is Chicongo during the day.

Now imagine what it is like during the night.

youtube.com/watch?v=xO2hR2pt5D8

Sassy dispatch remains unspoiled, while still using her feminine charms to keep Robert's morale up. Kind of like how Bond and Moneypenny always flirted but never fucked.

Stuck at work. Cant KSP for another hour

why does wallgreens attract so much strife?

This. If she gave up the goods, he'd have nothing to attain.

uneditied version for bad ass wallpaper

To commemorate the hammer fight last night

>I KNOW I KNOW
That sassy dispatcher bingo square wasn't hard to get.

>person down, male white