>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Roberts life mission is to stop the nefarious Male black from his never ending crime sprees. Every night is a continuous struggle but Robert will never rest until his city can. Robert is the hero Chicago needs but doesn't deserve.
Joshua Smith
yeahhhhhhh that was the shit! thanks for re linking it. >scanner stream piped over my tinny TV speakers, Drive OST piped through my yamaha receiver, pumped out of my 12" reference speakers. This is aural masturbation.
Luke Garcia
>This is a common occurrence in Chicago.
Dylan Ortiz
Did he just use an Elvis impression to say thank you very much?
Adrian Hernandez
leafs and their peels
Nolan Evans
Radio's not the only thing that's gonna be in and out sassy dispatch...
Hunter Miller
does it really mess up the car to put banana peels in the gas tank? won't putting anything in it mess it up?
So far tonight Hispanic female knocking on doors and peeing on people Nigress loses her leg Guy slangin caine at a laundromat and uses the drug money to do laundry 2 nigs steal a hyundai and promptly turn it into a submarine and most likely drown 200 nigs blocking Northwestern Medical center waiting to buy shoes on April 1st (fitting) Mysterious drone/helicopter/drone buzzing people Cadillac pointing guns at people Domestic disturbance "ahhhhhhhhhhhh" Loud music Shots fired Cane waving in aggressive manner Dog in car for 40 minutes (Owner executed)
Michael Morris
anything sugary or Styrofoam. it makes the gas gummy
Andrew Butler
You forgot the nigger ISIS larping in the 7/11 threatening 'gibs or I blow up a bomb.'
Joshua Nguyen
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Levi Moore
wth
Bentley Reed
Oh yeah Black skull cap black jacket saying give me the money or I'm gonna blow this motha up
Evan Turner
>heyjackass.com I will direct your attention to the gallery and the shot-in-the-ass-o-meter.
Jose Hall
That stream is cloudrap, it's lit and chill af at the same time. It should be recorded like field recordings. The juxtaposition of the two diametrically opposed sound aesthetics is like a dystopian nightmare future that accurately reflects the lowkey state of the nation boiling underneath, right now.
Samuel Martin
ban assault Caddilacs!!!
Easton Allen
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Matthew Jones
sugar gets cooked in the combustion chamber turning back to crystal form and acts like sand pitting your internals.
Jason Torres
ching chongs are the craziest fucks
Leo Reyes
HOMELESS MALE SLEEPIN IN THE ATM LOBBY
Isaac Walker
ahh thought it just gummed it all up. good to know robert
Extremely common occurence in winter in chicago. Actially its more like homeless killing each other for the dominion over the atm lobby to sleep in when it gets decently cold.
will just about eat through an aluminum head causing large chunks of aluminum to float on top of piston. the engine is pretty much ruined heads, pistons and sometimes cylinder walls
Aaron Myers
I'm going to fall asleep to the sound of radio static and retarded Chig Nigs
Luis Martin
fresh from the presses
Luke Davis
Welcome to peak comfy, user. Enjoy your /cpd/ sleeps
Leo Peterson
"Frequent Flyer" "Nothing Unusual" 16 years old.
Andrew Lewis
>tactical vehicle disrupting gas tank bananas one smart nigger came up with that one maybe we shouldnt underestimate the ingenuity of the modern pavement ape
Hunter Adams
Anyone feel like taking a break from observing apes and help catch a serial killer in Boston?
Lincoln Davis
Excellent! Saved.
Austin Jenkins
are the atm lobbies not big enough for both people?
Ayden Morales
What is a "Frequent Flyer"?
Isaac Kelly
YET ANOTHER person struck by a vic.
Christian Flores
ill monitor but im too comfy here
Thomas Hughes
They get arrested. A lot.
Ian Evans
its about territory and respect
someone who gets arrested alot
Thomas Perry
they should just cram them in the tailpipe. pretty hard to get just a peeling in a gas tank and tampering is obvious. tail pipe is stealth and has an immediate effect.
Logan Morris
Frequent Mental Patient
Nolan Russell
A fucking wizard appeared.
Charles Kelly
Male white, tinted goattee, carrying a ten ft. metal pole
Levi Garcia
GINGER WITH A 6 FOOT METAL ROD
Eli Walker
A GINGER ON THE LOOSE
Jeremiah Sanders
stickman?
Benjamin Miller
A ginger in a black hawks jersey and a metal rod. Fucking terrifying
William Morales
walk tall and carry a big stuck
James Baker
The White Wizard of coontown.
Blake Collins
WHATS UP ROBERTS jus got outta wagecuck job whats goin on in chicago?
these threads are inspiring so much OC, fukken awesome
Aiden Scott
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Aiden Bennett
Banana peels in gas tank Female black lost leg 2 guys in the fast moving river
Aaron Wilson
We used to cram a potato in the tail pipe.
Takes a crane to get it out.
Parker Baker
what happened with the chainsaw guy last night
Alexander Brown
Good evening Robert. >chimps using banannas as weapons >ginger with large 10' pole on the loose >2 nigs jumped into the river >spic female rining doorbells and pissing on the people who answer
just another friday night
Nolan Powell
3 black females grow tired of a party; return with guns...
Sebastian Murphy
Moses
Cooper Cooper
>river niggers >guy threatens to blow himself up in a shop >nigger loses a leg, adopts street name Hip Hop >200 large chimp out
Ian Stewart
johnny rebel coon town youtube top kek
Ethan Hughes
2 niggas stole a car, got chased, dove in a river and kicked off a massive AirSeaLand hunt. was pretty good. Some chick got hit by a car in a parking lot and lost her leg. 7-11s are fucked, nigga was seling coke at a laundrmat, (and using the proceeds to do his laundry), Lots of battery, lots of shooting, lots of domestics,
Dylan Gutierrez
Giant ginger wielding a metal rod has come out of his hiding place.
We suspect he may be casting spells to directly influence the nig's credit scores
