>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>comfy safe and warm hundreds of miles away from shitcago
Cameron Cruz
Because Sup Forums is freaking out over the April Fools' joke still.
Grayson Morris
there are still people in the /mlpol/ thread
John King
HAIL CAESAR
Tyler Clark
ahh okay found it yeah i mostly left pol today. didnt feel like seeing horse pussy spam
Cameron Jackson
>Hail Caesar
Julian Russell
>fistfighting >Marijuana >Hit and run >Drag racers All we're missing is the gunshots and you've got a night in the South Loop.
Dominic Bailey
SPOKE TOO SOON, GUNSHOTS
Isaiah Murphy
>smoking marijuana
Carson Morgan
big city cops have to have the highest tolerance of bullshit possible how many
"homeless female digging through garbage cans and looking in windows"
can you possibly handle?
Austin Long
i could never do this job i remember an hour or so back it was
>we have a report of a screaming naked 10 year old threatening to run away from home >can't wait
Carter Johnson
>drunk homeless man thats knocking on her door
Juan Gomez
>hes not really suspicious, just a drunk homeless man knocking on her door
Jordan Powell
Imma go to bed now, whoever OPs the next thread please make it HAIL CAESAR themed.
Connor Nelson
Did I miss some radio banter?
Logan Gray
first they knock then they piss on you
Nathan Ramirez
i feel like i can really loose my mind to this robert cpd + weird background music
I fantasized about shooting myself and leaving this music playing when people found my body and i felt satisfied by the scene. Like it was weird and sad enough to make me satisfied like eating a good meal.
Nobody would understand why i was listening to it, it sounds like something somebody who was crazy would listen to
and why am i listening to it? because it fully captures the lost sense of feeling I imagine a cop who is tired of seeing the sick and depraved, being a janitor for the craven degenerates and lunatics must feel like
maybe
or maybe im just a nuts shut-in recluse
Jackson Peterson
You need catharsis.
Anthony Johnson
shit went down at the TACO BURRITO KING
Kevin Harris
I'm gonna need some Roberts in here.
William Flores
Goodnight, fellow Roberts. My craving for comfiness is satiated for tonight. It's raining and cool, the ambient OST of violent urban nihilism is making me drift off. I'll see you tomorrow night, when we all tune in again for the next episode.
Adam Long
I used to live in Ukrainian Village, is it still safe over there ?
Xavier Hill
SASSY
Ian Hughes
anyone here to check my keys???? were Roberts at?
Jackson Lopez
TACO BURRITO KING still under siege !
ROBERT?!
Ryan Martinez
thank god another robert. taco burrito king is no more hes gone HEEEESSS GOOOOOONEEE. wtf happend these threads dont die at 4 am
Luke Robinson
The U-HAULS are bak oh shit son !!!! robberies going big again. make U-hauls a meme again chiraq
Parker Sanders
drunk bitch cancelled the uber ride half way there and refuses to pay or get out hot damn. where is chainsaw nigger when you need him??
Leo Rivera
get shot at miss have panic attack need bamber lamps how the fuck you panic over that, you live in chicago, gettin shot at should be as much of an inconvenience as a long line for a movie.
Blake Walker
How the fuck do these people live like this?
Matthew Fisher
shortly.
Jordan Morales
bitch got beat for tryin to get her stuff guy cut up in his face shot up car hispanics playing musicguy stabbed twice in the back wooot saturday night
Colton Brooks
lol
Ethan Foster
damn that nig took the pepper spray like a beast. sassy dispatch upset about stabbin calls. dunkin doughnuts still in the lead
Joshua Jenkins
The coonery is definitely dying down. I think it might be time to call this one.
Robert out.
Grayson Gutierrez
moon crickets chirpin softly k robert have a good night
Aaron Long
What did I miss last night, surely there was more violence with it being 1st of the month and a Saturday
Andrew White
Which one?
Kayden Cook
3 , tough call there, all of em look badass
Jeremiah Cooper
give you the highlights cuz its too much for all of it, 10 year old running naked after witnessing a suicide possibly nigs stole a fence nigs stole a lamp post many domestic violences many a robberies homeless sleepin in the ATM room someone got stabbed in the spine gangbangers showin gang signs several deceased folks, murder or not it wasnt stated sassy dispatch all night
Kevin Thompson
oh and a bitch got kicked out of a car at gun point after a first date
