Japan bombed pearl harbor

>japan bombed pearl harbor
>america nuked japan twice
>now the two are greatest allies
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN? WHY COULDN'T INDIA HAVE BEEN THE US'S GREATEST ALLY
REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Poo in the loo.
Also the Lards also nuked themselves well over a thousand times, they're nuclear brothers.

because japan poos in loo

why would anyone want to be friends with india?

Japan has the latest in loo-technology.

> America nukes india
> entire country ignites after a single bomb due to all the shit everywhere

Fund it

>can't supply power to northern half of country holding like half of it's population
>expects to be best friends forever with the US
poo in loo

India isn't a country it's an open-air sewer

Imagine a timeline where giant robots run on pajeet poo. That's the kind of reality you would bring into the world.

So the rumors are true, indians are amazing cocksuckers

sigh

I know, right? I also get massive jealousy when I think about it. Japan is our ally, ok? We were meant to be together...

I wish we genocided the Indians when we had the chance

We saved them from communism and made them one of the greatest economic powers and the forefront of modern technology

japanese culture and therefore genetics predispose them to strict social adherence, the USA simply replaced the existing social authority.

Anywhere else beachfront property is very valuable, except India where it is just another toilet.

jesus i am eating man...

Japan is our historical ally - ww2 was just a friendly disagreement. They may also be friends with the Dutch.

dothead indians are useless for anything beyond being frontline cannon fodder for telephone customer service

Because you stink and you can't use a toilet. Seriously you smell really bad.

>because japan poos in loo
they most certainly do
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Because someone else already beat you to that.

Japan has the greatest loo technology on the planet. There is a deep mutual respect amongst those who poo in loos.

Gunboat diplomacy is what friends are for!

>tiny toilet designed for 4 foot japanese manlets
like pottery

>Eliminate need for TP

How

>enter thread about india while eating
fatal mistake

Do Japs make fun of the West for having inferior toilets? Do they make fun of us for using toilet paper? Do they mock our uncleanliness?

Because after independence we fell for socialism meme and decided not to fight wars for US and stay neutral then ended up being Soviet allies

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>jesus i am eating man...
Canabalism is degenerate you fucker

Japanse are wise and not a nation full of faggots like Germany.

Because they make damn good cartoons

Because Americans respect tenacity and power.

Even near the end of the war, their pilots were willing to fly themselves into our fucking ships to defend their homeland. Then it took not one, but TWO nukes to get them to capitulate.

Then, after all that, they managed to rise up again with a full heart, and by the 1980s they were buying up high end properties in California like there was no tomorrow. No kid in this generation in the US hasn't had a childhood without anime or Nintendo/Sega. And half the electronics you're using to view this page probably come from Japan.

Japan knows how to fight and rise up again.

All Indians know how to do is poo and talk about "muh Gandhi".

It probably shoots water up your butt then dry air.

I work somewhere with a lot of Japanese interns/trainees who only stay here a year or two then go back to their companies. The number one thing they complain about is how much the west smells and our cable companies.

Tiny toilet >>> No toilet

>Germany destroyed europe twice
>now leader of europe as it destroys europe a third time with islam
how in the fuck did this even happen>

Pearl harbor was just banter.
youtube.com/watch?v=0-63MxGtLPo

>WHY COULDN'T INDIA HAVE BEEN THE US'S GREATEST ALLY

India had nothing to offer and still doesn't. Don't you have a street to shit in? Japs are an advanced civilization. Pooinloos are just niggers in another continent.

Go kill Pakistan then claim your place in the family of nations.

they use leafs instead

Well that's what we're all asking you

Japs just cannot make anything domestic look attractive.

hey now Japan is only a small step above india in that they are squat shitters. Like fucking caveman tier shitting.

POO

Cuckstianity is Kikery with add-ons, but stupid low class white people think it's for them. Europe was doomed the second the first Cuckstians rekt indigenous Nordic culture.

You can't be a faithful White if you serve a Sand Nigger superstition.

>Streets for 4 foot indian alphas

Believe it or not, caveman tier shitting is top tier shitting. Western furniture and toilets are fucking us up.

>Because they make damn good cartoons

All Jap cartoons are faggotry for the unlaid.

I love countries like that. Even though I'm Korean, at least I have a bit of respect left for them because of that.

i rrike dat post

Squat shitting in a room, with a hole designed to be shat in and with privacy, is many thousands of years ahead of shitting in the streets.

Japan is our greatest ally.

>Even though I'm Korean,

Which has accomplished nothing without Western tutelage and protection from Communism yet is proud of itself for no reason.

drugs

The only difference is a wall around you otherwise you are animal tier.

t. joyless stick in the mud

>Japan is our greatest ally.

No, we gibsdem military welfare and they do nothing for us.

Allies KILL for their allies. Even little Baltics and Poland help US wars by getting in the fight.

>cry cry cry they nuked japan

but when they threw our tea into the harbour nobody gets upset

Stay safe mang, and hope you're not heading to the Peninsula any time soon.

The Norks are acting even crazier than usual.

And ripping off, stealing from, and leaching off of Japan. And then claiming they invented it.

Fuck Korea, fuck Koreans, Trump will deport the shit out of all illegal alien Koreans

t. degenerate infant. Jap cucktoons are among the many factors pussifying Americans. You should despise childish things and seek manhood, but you have bulls to prep.

Cartoons are for weebcucks, grovelling bottoms begging to serve Achmed and Tyrone.

And plumbing and sewage and everything that goes along with that

>that moisture in the sand isn't merely water

>that's only 50% beach

>getting dressed up as Indian savages and tossing a shitload of tea into the boston harbor like a bunch of drunken frat boys

How many centuries is it going to take for you to realize that was just bantz? If you didn't decide to get butthurt and escalate it out of control we might have still been a colony.

Enemies make the greatest allies.

fuck you tea murderer

Your country lost its mind during the beginning of the Cold War when the Americans offered alliance with Pakistan.

Poos interpreted it as being aimed at India, when it was actually done to ward off Soviet influence in the region.

>Trump will deport the shit out of all illegal alien Koreans

Nope. Koreans enter the US the way the first wave of Japs did, on their backs taking G.I. penis. While you AZNs think you are different from each other, to us roundeyes you are all just fukmeat.

Since you don't produce male offspring by Western standards, you do have the hope of serving us as geisha traps. Japanese technology could eliminate biomales in favor of women and hermaphrodites with pleasing boiclits. Koreans are less desirable given their general bucket headshape, but surgery and eugenics can solve that. Mixing Jap DNA would greatly improve Korea.

Japan has some advantages. Your country is paradise compared to South Korea but culturally they are rustics so that's expected. We should have let you keep the place.

What is it like to have this many insecurities? Get help

>plant genocide
>funny in any way

actual adults don't concern themselves with the appearance of being adult. I'm sorry you're a deeply insecure teenager who's been fooled into thinking the only thing that awaits him in adulthood is back breaking work for Mr. Silverberg until the day you die, but you should know there's more to life than slaving away for someone else.

You could have been our best friend, India.

This is really what the revolution was about.

The Coffee/Tea schism is a divide that cannot be mended.

It's ok coffee is going to be fucked by 2080

Poo jokes aside, India is going to be a fucking amazing country in the future. Ya'll really need to go into space though, if the scientists are correct the earth is fucking done. You need to go out there and find yourself some designated shitting planets, knawm sayin'?

D-delet this!

>wasting innocent tea
>just bantz

>the norks
little do you know, user

MOUNTAINOUS
HUMID
REGIONS
ONLY

In all seriousness, it was a fucking insane amount of economic damage they did. I forget what the adjusted amount was, but I'm pretty sure it's the equivalent to billions today.

WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME?

youtube.com/watch?v=UFJxi4C2uVw

>tfw you will see Kim Han Sol become the leader of a reunited Korea in your lifetime

*millions damnit.

*trillions

>340 chests of British East India Company Tea, weighing over 92,000 pounds (roughly 46 tons), onboard the Beaver, Dartmouth, and Eleanor were smashed open by the Sons of Liberty armed with an assortment of axes and dumped into Boston Harbor the night of December 16, 1773. The cargo was worth more than $1,700,000 dollars in today’s money

>EIC's faces when

i think he meant
"jesus, i was eating, man"

I don't think inflation is that bad for the Pound.

You're not Zimbabwe.

I still say UK is greatest ally. If not then fuck it, on our own.

Because western countries have always romanticized Japan more than India. Maybe it's the Shinto culture. Don't worry Pajeet you can help fight the chink too.

pay tea debnts

>illegal alien koreans
>deport the shit out of

he's going to deport everyone that's illegal though

also
>Japs get BTFO in Imjin War by 12 ships, only 1 of them was actually in the fight
>Japs get BTFO by their own decisions
>Japs keep on using Chinese Characters and a writing system based off of chinese
>They learned about Buddhism from Baekje, a Korean Kingdom
>Constantly fought each other for 200 years
>The deadliest wars in Japan happened because a guy didn't care about his kid

It was honestly an 18th Century chimpout, they had reason to close the Harbor.

Kim Han Sol is pretty liberal and doesn't understand Korean ideology well. I'd rather have Kim Jong Nam, at least he was funny.

thanks bill wurtz

he's making another bigger one by the way

I keep some Zimbabwe dollars just in case.

I would say S.Korea having most miserable history in East Asia.

at least Japan had ruled Asia for while.
But S.Korea had been bullied by other cunt as usual.

>WHY COULDN'T INDIA HAVE BEEN THE US'S GREATEST ALLY

Beeeeecause you were a Soviet satellite state?

This.

They were too buthurt by the Brits and too friendly to the Soviets for them to be friends with us.

Which is why we got fucking stuck with Pakistan.....ugh.

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>he doesn't know about the HWANGUK EMPIRE

You're gonna need the quick rundown.

It goes like this

>Koreans dominate entire world for thousands of years, creating languages that started out only as dialects but would turn into mindless, unrefined languages with the fall of the Hwanguk

>The Hwanguk create the Jomon culture, why do you think there was the Jeulmun in Korea and Jomon in Japan?

>Dominate the Manchurian and Siberian steppe for years to come

>Create culture that the Chinese would only imitate

>Control Alaska with an Iron Fist

>Hwanguk Empire acted in ways that would only benefit the world and society and extended its arm out to the people of the world in peace and blessings, but would ultimately be betrayed by savages that either are shitholes today or are 100% Imitations.

>REAL MEN WATCH PAINT DRY