Election day in armenia - /ag/

Armenian elections are today, first time since the reform to a parliamentary republic
the players:
>Republicans - The ruling party, pro-Putin, lesser of the evils
>ARF - Nationalist and Socialist party (No, not national socialist), allies of the ruling party, some of them were fighting for Hitler in ww2, they are also represented in the parliament of )))Lebanon(((, they represent the armenian lobby worldwide, would've been Sup Forums the party if they weren't socialists.
>Tsarukian - The second most popular party, pro-Putin, but leaning towards EU, are expected to form a coalition with the ruling party. They are lead by a 1996 armwrestling world champion rapist ex-con
>Free Democrats, Exit, ORO, Armenian Rennaisance - all 4 pro-EU cucks/CIA plants, more or less support a Maidan style revolution and want to "euro-integrate" us like Ukraine or Libya
>(((National Congress))) - These are the crazy zionists lead by the jew Levon Ter-Petrosyan, the first president of Armenia, their main point is to give up strategically important land to mudslimes (yes, to gift them land) in order to achieve "peace" with the kebabs. Yes there are people that are stupid enough to think that giving up land will not cause a snowball effect but will bring peace instead.
>Gommies - Gommies?? Calling for more factories and they are also greens, the least popular party

possible coalitions:
>Republican+ARF - best
>Republican+Tsarukian - average
>Tsarukian+any of the lefties - disaster

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Praise kek for best outcome

>69
What did Kek mean by this?

Roling for end of satanocracy

Rolling for turkey to annex you

How's the Kebab shop going, Emir?

turkey has already annexed you

Bantz 10/10
Pls don't get pro-Putin or Pro-Eu cucks.
Who did you vote for Church jew?

Give me a rundown on your political system.
Are you parliamentary cucks too?

>Pls don't get pro-Putin or Pro-Eu cucks
There are no alternatives, only (((Ter-Petrosyan))) who is planning to get us annexed by Turkey and Azerbiajan
>Who did you vote for Church jew?
Republicans to not get a maidan like situation. I don't like any of the parties, but Republicans and ARF are less shit than the others.
>Give me a rundown on your political system
Parties that don't get 5% don't get seats in the parliament
If someone wins 50%+1 of the vote then he choses the government
If you don't get 50%+1 then you must form a coalition between two parties to get that 50%+1
If no coalition is formed within a month, then a second election between the two most popular parties takes place.

Also this is the first time we are parliamentary cucks, the ruling party decided to make a referendum for this in 2015 to essentially extend their reign.

1.Same cucked systems that we have here, it is crap in long term!
2.Can you and I mean you stop the pro-Putin shilling? Is there any political force for young men?
3.Is your politics shitting up realtions with Georgia?
4.You general opnion of hairy hachapuris? Are trensions between yopu two stopping due to your affiliation with Russia?
5.How do I aquire Armenian qt 3.14?

>Also this is the first time we are parliamentary cucks
Dude you will be more corrupt than before.
What system did you have before?

Why would you want a pro-Putin government? Putin is literally the worst.

Putin tries to hold as much power as he can in South Caucasus as a buffer zone!
This is the same reason why he wants Baltics, so Moscow is safe.
That clay mongering is not because of Russias want to liberate diaspora Russians, but to hold their centralized Moscowite goverment in safety!

Why are they in Lebanon?

>They are lead by a 1996 armwrestling world champion rapist ex-con

lol wat?

semi-presidential
>Putin is literally the worst
Worse than the EU and worse than an armed revolution, maidan style?
Worse than a possible russian military intervention to make us pro-Putin again?
Putin is a cuck, but he is the lesser of the evils
2. If I try it will make things even worse, people will think that the EU cucks are the ones they should vote for. There are no non-useful idiot forces, and you know that the problem is about the jews and not our governments, you can change the government anytime, but you can't change the shadow government (or can you?). Anyway educate people about the jews. Putin and other crap doesn't matter. Armenians are pretty jew aware actually.
3. They are shitting up anyway because of Russia, Turkey and Azerbaijan
4. Hairy hachapuris? Everyone is a khachapuri here and everyone is hairy too.
5. Racemixing is degenerate goy, no qt pussy for you
Gagik Tsarukyan, I think he's the richest man in this country
Armenian/christian lobbying, there's an ethnic minority over there, I heard that based Hezbollah aren't against them, so they're good

>Anyway educate people about the jews
Same.
>Racemixing is degenerate goy, no qt pussy for you
STFU I'll get some.
>Hairy hachapuris? Everyone is a khachapuri here and everyone is hairy too.
Your personal opinion on Georgia question in Caucasus. Both Azeris and Armenians are hard shilling for Ru.

>Gagik Tsarukyan, I think he's the richest man in this country

So what is rich there, like $50,000?

>Azeris hard shilling for Ru
They're playing both sides, their true allegiance is to the west.
While russians just want to D&C us
>STFU I'll get some
T~tthen at least don't impregnate her. Our girls are pretty redpilled anyway, so they will probably won't let you to. Also most of them don't look like picrel, but like jews instead so you will probably get Hitler flashbacks and won't be able to get a hard on.

Is that in Colombia?

>Also most of them don't look like picrel, but like jews instead so you will probably get Hitler flashbacks and won't be able to get a hard on.
No shit those probably are Armenain/Russian mix.
>They're playing both sides, their true allegiance is to the west.
>While russians just want to D&C us
How about Nagorno Karabah?

Yeah, some mountain crypto-jews in eastern europe that claim to be the first christians stole the name and rotated the Colombian flag.
There are some really rich Armenians, but they all are not citizens of Armenia, that's why being the richest guy in Armenia isn't saying much.
He's pretty rich anyway, but you can't calculate his wealth, it's all shadowy stuff

>Yeah, some mountain crypto-jews in eastern europe that claim to be the first christians stole the name and rotated the Colombian fla
Fucking churchch jews. I knew it.

Anyone give a TL:DR of whats happening?

All your diaspora need a second genocide.

>Eastern Europe
>Europe
NOPE! Wrong side of the Caucasus, my little wookie. You go sit with the rest of the Middle-Eastern kebabs

Church jews have a new election.
Probably voted in Pro-Putin party because fuck it.

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>Armenain/Russian mix
No, just a winner in the gene lottery and angle magic.
But I don't get it, so you want a jewish looking girl to pretend that you fuck jews without actually fucking real jewish parasites?
Knew this will trigger someone
The border between Europe and Asia is just a meme line drawn hundreds of years ago by who knows who, I don't really care about it since it's made up stuff, what's important is the DNA in your cells.
60% turnout
vote count hasn't started

Do Armenians consider themselves as white ?

youtube.com/watch?v=1Jddyl9GgzI

ARF is socialist in name only.

>But I don't get it, so you want a jewish looking girl to pretend that you fuck jews without actually fucking real jewish parasites?
I'll produce smart manlets. Besides one of my first GF's (I had several) was part Armenian I really did love her.Just memory shilling, don't take it too seriously.

See.
Seems like no!

Wikipedia says that guy is 60. So he was the world arm wrestling champ at 40???

Elaborate
Maybe it's just the Lebanon branch?

Garen is this you?

Anyone got a link to live results?

Just discovered this
Armenian Revolutionary Federation
>Armenian nationalism
>United Armenia (Greater Armenia)
>Democratic socialism (meh)
>Anti-communism
MUH DICK

Ararat will be Armenian once more!

Do we have any results yet, at all?

Talk about genocide, jesus, there's like only one person in this thread from the country. I've seen more Uganda proxy flags than Armenian flags here

Looking at this list i gues the ones to root for are the Republicans.

>There are 3 parties of (((them))).
Good fucking luck Armeniabros. I wish you nothing but the best in your elections. Fuck the Turks, fuck them to death.

ARF seem alright, too.

>Armenian nationalism
>United Armenia (Greater Armenia)
>Democratic socialism (meh)
>Anti-communism

They're socialists in name only. It's the other aspects they mainly focus on. They'll mostly throw in "hurr don't abuse the workers" every once in a blue moon and leave it at that.

Hes either gonna show pics of your pres, or rape your countries