/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - (EDITION) EDITION
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com
>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to
>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
homicides.suntimes.com
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org
>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org
>>Related twitter
twitter.com
twitter.com
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First time in these threads and damn the radio is /comfy/
Good evening Roberts, hope all your keys are checked and ready for some comfy nigging
We got 2 breads, let recycle this one after
is done.
My second night here and I love it.
Get comfy
COME HERE FIRST THEN RECYCLE
get yo card
My wife's as well. She curled up /comfy/ with s cup of tea.
I tune in and the first thing I hear is a drunk Hwite bitch swinging tree branches at cars
Not much happening....
just waiting
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10-15 ppl fighting in the parking lot
Death Taxes and Chiraq Crime Spree
Goddamn I wish I was a nigger on welfare.
If I had all fucking week to do the shit I wanted to do on stipend and have my housing and food paid for too, my life would be perfect.
Fuck this unfair world.
I've been on Sup Forums for 8 years now, mostly on Sup Forums and /x/. These threads remind me of the old Sup Forums. It's great.
Checking in on this net.
WALLET STOLEN
Micheal Road-on
Yamana motorcycle. wut?
You'd be a nigger tho
Robert getting ready to roll out.
Guns loaded.
Keys checked.
These unruly niggers are gonna get wrecked.
Ten o'clock has come at last,
The niggers start their crime.
But guns are loaded,
Keys are checked.
Now, it's Robert's time.
Poor male black
Can't turn back
When Robert's far and wide
No matter how he tries
To spread his crime
Robert's right behind
He comes in cars of colored light,
Hot on the niggers' trail
They'll try to run, to fight, to hide,
But they'll always fail.
The night is long, the night is hard,
Lives are always lost.
But Robert will see justice done, no matter what the cost.
His work is thankless, deadly, hard,
It gnaws at Robert's soul.
But still he goes out to wage his battle
For his holy goal.
APRIL 2nd 1943
On a visit to Germany, King Boris III of Bulgaria told German Foreign Minister Joachim von Ribbentrop that the 25,000 Jews in Bulgaria would not be turned over to German control, despite the alliance between the two Axis powers. At most, the King said, the Bulgarian government might intern its Jewish citizens in camps under Bulgarian control.
>what did robert mean by this
FIVE SHOTS FIRED
They almost caught that scroundrel supervillan MaleBlack but he got away in an alley.
Tomorrow is 3rd of the month.
>Gibs and EBT are reloaded
Expect to see an uptick in MaleBlack's crime spree
fucken idiot
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Shots fired
on Exchange street
pottery
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Robert
SAVE PUPPER
>Request ROBERT: THE MUSICAL
>user DELIVERS
Bless your soul, user.
Check for Animal Abuse Dog locked in car for over an hour
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Robert!! save the pupper
Check the timestamp, faggot.
Bump. Just got back from vacation and haven't been able to post for 9 days. I missed my family so much, but I missed /cpd/ too so coming home is bittersweet.
Male black and female black have complicated mating rituals
Yet another woman getting beaten and choked and dragged off. that is three for tonight.
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>she is wearing a pink tank top
>he is choking her now
>dragging her behind the tire shop
chick getting choked behind a tire shop, oh my!
Keys Checked.
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sleep tight
>male black pulling female black behind the tire shop
Their mating rituals really are fascinating.
Gran Turismo 1 soundtrack is prime ambience material
Assault in progress on the bus make black in green hoodie v bus driver
Male black now accosting public transport workers! What a scoundrel
searched black mating rituals.
one of the only few pics that wasnt an animal
Are there any black chicago anons in this thread?
yas is greate
> assault on a bus driver
Goodnight Roberts. Make sure dispatch doesn't get too sassy.
lol
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>1800 people listening to the scanner on broadcastify
Passenger refusing to leave train, rosa parks in progress
eyyy antionio why you hit me mang
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there are a LOT of lurkers on pol.
F
link fgt
Rule #1... don't mess with Robert
This happens every night.
Use Scanner Radio on your phone and it will alert you when the listeners hits 1000+
Kneecap male black in good condition will live to nig another day
thats usually a bad idea...
>two gunshot wounds to the leg
just search for it on google man
We're the retirees on the porch of Sup Forums, user.
seriously though, there are this many listeners every night of the week.
one of the reasons these threads are "political" is that Chicago is a fucking problem and is completely ignored.
Wow wtf. more of this please
still gots a few years till we can post
my parliamentarian procedure negro
forgot pic
>gunshot to the right leg, and multiple stab wounds?
>yes, two stab wounds to the leg
The fuck, is Male Black putting a bayonet on his Glock now?
>numnuts
we've seen it as high as 4000.
Time to stop Natural Selection
wow wtf
thats what the third person shot in the leg tonight?
Sharpened butter knives I assume
sharpened tooth brush
>male white
L I E S
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About a 2 months ago a prisoner took a hostage and was talking with LEOs over the radio in a negotiation situation. Somewhere in the south I can't remember.
That stream had 40,000 listeners.
whoa jacked him :)
>yup, sooo ok we got a burglary in progress
>bus driver assault
>robbery in progress
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LOVE IT. im going to play with my homies now :)
Wut
Just hope Robert's prepared to take on a gunblade user.
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Robbing the bus driver
this, the amout of feels
hist home so fucking hard
been here nearing 12 years
every since 2008 it has gotten worse
i think my time's coming user
but im glad i am here here with you user my old friend
3 inside 3 inside partners going around back on burglary in progress!
Saved for the Christmas Season.
(If our species makes it that long.)