/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - STOLEN VINDALOO EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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good night all roberts from previous bread

awoo~

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First for Robert

>YET ANOTHER MALE BLACK beating the shit out of a woman near the train station

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less than an hour until the nigging hour is upon us

comment check your keys robert or niggs will nog your shit

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And of course the food.

Those digits promise a comfy evening.

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Poll/question from last thread:
Roberts across the nation need our meme magic, so give me some inspiration:
Name your nominations for the League of Extraordinary Roberts.
pic related is mine.

1234 ROBERT

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SHOWIN THE GOODS

What is this? What have I missed? Is it happening?

>Showing the goods

>and hes showin the goods

>showin' the goods
fucking lol this is my new favorite general.

check your keys Robert

>Name your nominations for the League of Extraordinary Roberts.
There is only one TRUE answer.

>He's showing the goods

In last bread said I was done Robert posting. I lied. Got 2 more oc Robert cops .

>showin the goods
OH GOD IS IT HAPPENING?

Chicago is essentially a stream of mini-happenings, day in, day out

KEYS CHECKED

*teleports behind you*

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>Threatening suicide
Don't do it man. Just grab a drink and enjoy our thread.

Fuuuuucking good work mate!!

>SUICID

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This is awesome. Didn't know it was a thing. Stay safe all roberts.

someone please e-mail these to CPD. I think they would love it. better yet get some framed and give as gifts to some real Roberts

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Fuckin saved

open fucking key

For the newfags.

It's been comfy for the most part. Will come again. God bless, and Florian protect, Roberts and Fire. G'night.

/CPD/ saves lives

>For the newfags.

lol you are a newfag, tripfag.

Reminder:
An user who saw that pic searched Youtube for clips from the movie, that's how awesome it is.

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fuckin hell, thats gold

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Remember why we are here.

SPIC WANTS HIS GF TO LEAVE
BYEEEEE FELICIA! AAAHAHAHAHAHA

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>sirens outside my window in chicago
>remember to come hang out and get comfy with /cpd/

hello friends

check your keys robert

I'm from /k/ and /mlp/. So yeah. Sue me.

Yeah that's what I thought. I don't know why this one is special though.

Fuggin

A E S T H E T I C

Altgeld Gardens, super violent housing project. Tons of niggas die there

It isn't. We do these every night.

A Laid Brick for Every Dead Nig?

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>TFW in final stages of selection process for local police academy
I hope to wear the badge of Robert one day, should Kek will it and grace me with his favor

the best for me is when there is a chimpout in another city and that thread gets flooded with Robert OC and posts to get robert out there.

Oh shit I forgot about R2Dindu. May his soul rest in peace

kek wills it

male hit in the head with a brick so hard he isnt there, and neither is EMS, fuck i dunno

That pic is fucking awesome lol

nice

For the cost of only one bullet, you too can contribute a name to the wall.

>Jerry Buddy

>R2Dindu
kek

God speed Robert

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lmao, get hit so hard you get shifted into a new dimension

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and so he does.

For how long? I haven't been coming on as regularly lately.

threatening suicide, mark the square.

protip: no one uses fucking trips here.

fucking stop it.

>For the cost of only one bullet, the rest of my life and prison, and eternity burning in the lake of fire.
While I recognize there are times for violence to be dine, I don't needlessly invite it.

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This is soon to be the end of the first week of revival.

Someone just got shot

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since i think tuesday night, might have been wed.

>SLOW
>IT
>DOWN

Kek bless all the real Robertas out there too.

out of towner just got red pilled

This time for real, Roberts, got work in the morning, stay safe and comfy.

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Stay comfy, Robert.

glory to his name

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must be a bad wreck, bamberlamps needed quickly

g'night Rob

nigs just broke into a liquor store, drunks incoming

needed and then
>we don't need that ems asap.
so person just died on the spot?

>apt getting destroyed

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