>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>Tfw can listen to stream and post at the same time from mobile I'm so comfy right now, everyone.
Jaxon Diaz
>unknown white homeless lady sleeping in the hallway
Luke Ortiz
MALE BLACK will meet his maker tonight
Jeremiah Hall
Hella youngins outside with the semi cocked 17, with the .38 like Fetty Wap
Charles Perry
Gotta keep the comfy train rolling.
/cpd/ a best. Nothing compares, and it weathers all faggotry that besieges Sup Forums. even our /mlpol/ bros wer the best.
Jack Wilson
Roberts greatest enemy is male black
Cooper Powell
jesus google maps chicago is a literal nightmare
not a white person in sight
Lincoln Collins
Same.
All comfy in bed listening to Robert battling MALE BLACK.
Landon Collins
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Brayden Torres
>Inna gold ford focus >MALE BLACK is fighting his baby momma >@ 1:09AM zulu
Ethan Wright
What is a simi cocked 17?
Logan Bennett
>i will never wealthy enough to sit at the top of my 70 story highrise apartment with a pair of binoculars crack open a beer on a hot summer night and listen on he scanner annd watch through the binoculars the pleasing sounds of gunshots panging of in the distance like rain and as the smell of dumpster fire in the distance while you watch niggas race through the meggaghetto in ferraris feels really bad
>guy having a domestic with wife >child present and hes refusing to let them leave
Ryan Bell
Saved.
Nathan Young
Get a Pixel, do a spilt screen, that's how I'm doing it.
Xavier Allen
Well I'm walking dogs for now.
Chase Baker
K9 going to kill!!!
Zachary Fisher
K9 UNIT IS GOING HAM
BASED DOGGO
Jayden Baker
Doggos gonna get fed tonight!
John Cox
WHAT. K9?!?!?!
Ryan Gray
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Connor Gutierrez
>K9 unit is going to kill that gentleman
Oh shit, son.
Adam Perry
K-9 Unit about to kill that young man
Gavin Edwards
It's rap, shit doesn't gotta make sense
Kevin Richardson
>We now know why The Donald built his Chiraq skyscraper
Brandon Brooks
Good boy, Officer Bitey
Jack Collins
BASED DOGGO GONNA GET HIM SOME DARK MEAT
Dominic Mitchell
>The K9 unit is going to kill that gentleman DOGGO NO
Alexander Bailey
...
Xavier Moore
Man rambling about a skin issue, says something is eating him. Flesh-eating bacteria in the slums confirmed
Brody Thompson
>male wandering in the street, rambling about a skin issue...he says something is "eating" him. NIGHT OF THE LIVING NOGS IS UPON US BEWARE THE UNDED GANG-BANGERS
Cooper Clark
Skin issue and something is eating him!!! What the fuck? Send K9 killer dog.
Flesh eating bacteria, killer K9, nigs niging, and Robert out there fighting for us with his buddy, Killer K9.
Adrian Richardson
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Landon Collins
>guitar in the backyard >live performance
Gabriel Morgan
No matter what ails you, at least you're not a brown-skinned baby factory getting your shit beat in a gold ford focus by your ex.
Matthew Butler
This is really making me feel tingly. Thank you.
Parker Adams
this is a bad sign for that guy when a nog bothers to take off one of his fifty layers of clothing and jewelry usually means there bout to turn in for the night
>some nog holding a performance inhis backyard god no
>loud nightclub with bunch of nogs congregating outside
what a fucking city
Dylan Perez
can you flip the palette? deep purple or blue, please?
Nolan Rivera
No thanks FBI
Angel Hill
Can't post in there though.
Charles Cooper
Brittany Marwell #DOXED kek
Henry Perry
Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Robert Hernandez
>another walk-in battery victim Imagine working in a hospital where all night, folks stroll in off the street in varying shades of beat to shit.
Jaxson Rivera
im not voting for you jeb
Dylan Harris
>Former Cook County Sheriff's Deputy >Kidnapped in a Van >61st and Green
That's the fucking hood. RIP sweet prince
Dominic Morris
>?????kidnapped?????? now its starting to kick off
Eli Davis
Version 2 with BMW and different Hispanic male
Josiah Foster
>KIDNAPPED OH FUCK.
Colton Perry
>tfw I live a boring, safe, law abiding life and will never know the business end of a ASP collapsible baton
Here's a Robert Action Figure for the Real Robert Hours.
Easton Walker
510 BELMONT APARTMENT 1004
Juan Parker
I don't save my PSD :(
Isaiah Garcia
>Roll me an ambulance for an intoxicated
As a 911 paramedic who worked in Chicago and now works in Houston, i sympathize with the CFD medics who are about to be baby sitters at 0100 for some fucking scum bucket who is just drunk
Gavin Morales
>WE WUZ KIDNAPPAS AN SHEIT
Landon Stewart
that essentially any australian hospital >drunk 20 year olds kicking the crap out of each other >round the clock domestics >whenever your local ice dealer cooks a bad batch whole emergency room is filled up from 8:00 to 5:00 >because of muh social medicine you have fuckers walking in to the emergency with simple problems they could just go to there local clinic for >occasionally one of the drunk teens punches the other out so hard they leave the poor fucker braindead hospitals are living hells in big citys trust me
Thomas Richardson
Fuck great use of taxdollars.
Matthew Morris
Pure sex.
>and will never know the business end of a ASP collapsible baton Being white and law abiding is suffering...Kek.
dangit. thanks for the orange anyways, it's dank. I just wanted to cool it down.
You sit in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital and think about how you're paying your self so you can drive some nig nog to the hospital in the middle of the night.
can i get a run down on the best calls toinght plus a recap on chain saw guy and rivier nigs from earlier in the weak?
Brandon Campbell
DISPATCH-CHAN A CUTE! A CUUUUTE!
Levi Cruz
>is that a male or female? AHHHH i cant tell whats going on FUCKING KEK
Luke Thomas
What's up Chicago? Joliet reporting in.
Zachary Edwards
AND
>Can I get someone to check on a driver slumped over their wheel thats...the fifth one tonight?
Daniel Mitchell
>male passed out in his car in the middle of the street homeless or O.D 100%
Nolan Parker
8 people fighting?
Justin King
>8 PEOPLE FIGHTING IN DA STREETS >A FEMALE IS TRYINTA HIT SOMEONE WIF HER CAR SHEEEIIIIIT! >SPIC SPOTTED SCOPING OUT A DC YARD OF OPEN TRACTOR TRAILERS
Jeremiah Rivera
>8 people fighting out fron >female tried to hit someone with a car
If you haven't today, now is a good time to check out heyjackass.com for this weekend's most painful eliminations of the day
John Wood
>girlfriend drunk and cut her wrists
Levi James
>Cut her wrist with a razor >Has been drinking >Having suicidal thoughts
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Mason Brown
LET'S GET IT ON!
Nicholas Ortiz
>6y/o twins calling for help >child abuse sad.
Nicholas Thompson
I want one even if it is in 45 AARP
Daniel Perry
6 people shot at one incident, 2 dead. Wish they'd practice their aim.
Justin Martinez
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Luis Peterson
why does the american goverment ignore that theve got whats essentially a demilitarized zone in there country named "chiraq" where essentially anything goes like the police cant even really fight the crime so it might as well be demilitarized or some shit right?
>some sort of child abuse going on SAD
Aiden King
Because sending feds in there to purge the trouble makers would be a bad precedent to set.
