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>20% chance
Marine Le Penis is finished
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drumpf has a 99.9% chance of losing say (((experts)))

fpbp

>80% chance french socialist faggots fly from rooftops in the near future
Win-win

Citi? As in the bank?

These point is valid but it is worth considering that given the different system (2 round election tactical voting) it is more easy to predict the outcome than the US election was.

Sadly, I think she will lose.
Although the Fillon fiasco makes a win maybe possible? Don't know enough to guess on it's impact.

sure, like with trump, same story...

Hmm, really makes the neurons fire in an escalated speed.

More like 1% chance
seriously, she can't win with the way our election goes, if it was a one turn thing sure she would win, but she has little to no chances to win

say it with me Monsieur le president Macron

Monsieur le president Macron

Did drumpfy get offended by my superior arguments so they are not replying to my thread?

Fuck macaroon

Is Macron the Thatcherite or is that Fillon?
I think as long as you don't end up with someone labour tier like the Germans will with Schulz you should be ok.

Let's just hope it's another Trump case.

Macron is basically the french Clinton but male, younger and less corrupt (yet)

He's heavily favored by the banks, EU elites & the current french government, and the media shills ultra hard for him

And Trump had a, what was it, 2.8% chance?

Macron is Schulz tier, might be even worse
the guy doesn't hold any clear position, he keep spewing random shit and french normies it eat with pleasure, he's such an obvious puppet its laughable and yet the propaganda is so effective that the average normie still wants (((him))) in power
Recently the (((media))) started their anti LePen propaganda wich would explain those numbers, they came after Fillon first, now her
thats so fucked up my dudes

The Russkies interfered

How do you know the average normie wants him? Have you spoken to them? Because if it's just polls, there's a good chance the media is lying like they did with Trump.

this poll brought to you by the same people who said hillary had a 98% chance of winning.

>Being on the side of a Rothschild puppet

Interfered in showing the true face of democrats ?

How is that a bad thing ?

I mean... US have interfered with a lot of election all around the world, especially in middle east to put on their puppet dictators instead of bringing true democracy to their people.

You have no lessons to give.

I hope this bitch will not win.
The woman's place belongs to kitchen.

This

Actual leftists are pro-mélenchon
Right wingers are Lepen / Fillon

Only the EU loving cucks are pro-Macron and there are not many of them, the polls are rigged in favor of Macron

as always, FPBP

Sorry Europeans, looks like you're going to be stuck under the EU and their swarms of third world pigs.

>Macron = Trudeau with Clinton ties
>Fillon = Thatcher with the balls of Jeb

20% is a LOT

>le russian hacker face

EU will die sooner or later anyway
>Greeks at +180% debt
>Italians chimping out on referendum
>Visegrad pissed off
>Netherlands looking at the UK and thinking why not?
>44% of the French voters backing candidates that are not excluding leaving the EU
>Deutschbanke being ready to implode
>Rapefugees sprinkled on that

after AFD had so much success, do they really think we can't meme in Le Pen too?

>98%
>1.8%
Where the heck did the remaining 0.2% go?

trump had a 1% and we won, don't count her out yet

Hopefully sooner. It just seemed like France pulling out would have made the process a lot easier. I can't see it being peaceful if the thing is going to fall apart rather than the nations under it leaving.

The polls were 100% accurate.
It's the American voting system that failed us.

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Reminds me of when Trump lost the election because President Hillary was so far ahead.

Those polls were operating under the assumption that Clinton would win the election; ie the electoral vote.

kill yourself nigger

Very rude cunt
I bet you're from vaslui.

Yes. Same thing with immigration. The sooner we stop the madness, the less messy it would be but French people like to pretend there's no problem as long as the shit doesn't rise up up to their mouth. Then they chimpout.

they never learn

Citi, huh?

I agree with all of them except for:
>Netherlands looking at the UK and thinking why not?

The Netherlands will never leave Germany. We need to have the same currency as the krauts or keep our currency pegged to theirs, and we need open borders with them to keep trade running smoothly

>muh russians

Even her supporters on here have been saying she'll probably lose the second round of voting

I thought you, being what UK would look like if they were on our continent, would feel closer to the Anglos than to the Krauts. My bad.

nice digits, but even brexit and trump victories weren't seen as likely outcomes by their voting bases.

The shy voter is a far more powerful effect than people think

We're torn between choosing the Krauts and the Brits, but on the whole we're pro EU, but have arguments on what the EU should be and do. For example: pro EU rightwingers want a European coastguard to keep the migrants out, while leftist pro EU cucks want to set up a ferry service to let even more in

She has a chance, that's the first time the FN really had a chance. I might be delusional but it's like every piece fit together to make it possible:
-cuckservatives are getting redpilled by seeing their candidate assfucked daily by the MSM. Seeing how Macron is shilled by them might make them even more butthurt (which means they'll vote MLP or at least don't vote for the guy)
-far left is cannibalizing the moderate left (and far left is more likely to not vote for Macron)
-Macron is saying stupid shit every day. The other day he said that French Guiana was an island ffs. He's also terrible at debate and there's still two more of those.
-Abstention may hit new high

>leftist pro EU cucks want to set up a ferry service to let even more in
I know that feel.

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>XCOM.jpg

polls for individual states were wrong

Who the fuck thought that was a good campaign poster? It's so fucking desperate.

That is pretty good honestly.

> Citi says 20-30% chance of Brexit
> Citi says stock market will crash if Trump wins
> Citi says < 1/3 chance of Trump election
> Citi says 20% chance Marine Le Pen wins
> Marine Le Pen is finished

Hello,

I'm currently making bets on the french elections like I did with the american one. Please tell me if these are good bets.

1st round vote percent Le Pen 20-30% of total votes
Final two candidates: :Le Pen and Macron
1st round vote percent Fillion 15-20%
1st round vote percentage Macron 20-25%
1st round most votes: Le Pen

President: Le Pen

What do you guys think. I'm putting $1000 into this since I got a lot of money from the US elections.

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I dunno if I were American and Trump hadn't been a thing, this poster might've won me over

>1st round vote percent Le Pen 20-30% of total votes
Highly likely
>Final two candidates: :Le Pen and Macron
according to the polls yes, not so sure though since there's two debates left and Macron could easily fuck himself, then again it might be me just doing wishful thinking.
>President: Le Pen
I'd give her a 1/3 chance at that. Your decision if you want to risk that much money, I wouldn't but then again I don't bet because betting is degenerate.

Even our media was shilling for him despite him just having made a speech about punishing us for brexit.

Pathetic

It's "président" with a "é", you uncultured ameriturd.

le pen won't be elected.
I'd bet on macron then on fillion

He noticed what we were doing with memes, but he tried to have it done professionally by people who didn't know what they were doing.

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So when do Russia hackers destroy Macron?

He's was your typical champagne socialist earlier in his life, privately educated at the best school in Paris themn joioning the Socialist party but he didn't stay 'socialist' for long. He bought his way out of his political position to go work for Rothschild's bank, only returning to politics when his own personal gravy train was threatened.

Everything about this guy makes me think of Tony Blair. France if you elect him you deserve all that's coming.

Ur faggot. Hw feelz£

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You are underestimating Russian Hackers

This. Listen to CNN goys

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meanwhile in the real world Lepen could win with less than 40% of the votes on first turn alone since absention will be very high.

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>increasingly nervous (((banks)))

What's it to you?

yeah, but frenchies have always been huge cucks, so they'll probably fuck it up. just like germans who probably will keep that same bitch in office next time around even though she's burning the country down.

you can implement a currency board and peg the Gulden to the Euro

Drumptf is literally finished!

Well ameribro, even if the FN loses, there are still parlament elections after.
Plus, Lepen is probably going to have 10million+ voters this time. Too much shit going around.
And you don't sit on 10 million people.
I sincerely hope some dindukebabs will chimp out big time and fuck some shit up so she gets 5 more points.

Very retarded fuck, I bet you suck the gypsies' dick.

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