Aus/pol/ Bingo Night Edition

>A VICTORIAN teenager who slapped a stripper on the bottom at his birthday party has been spared a criminal conviction after being found guilty of sexual assault.

>Joseph Nader, 19, was given a 12-month good behaviour bond in the Victorian County Court on Monday, bringing to an end an ordeal that began on the night of his 18th birthday party.

perthnow.com.au/news/teen-spanks-stripper-avoids-conviction/news-story/56bfea080ee255d1a49f4b03bed320cd

How are you tonight mates? Q and A starts a little later but I thought we should have some pre drinks as it were.

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Here is tonight's Q and A panel. The anti Islam niggress pulled out so they replaced her with an abo and a Jew.

I love being Victorian.

A fair sentence for a degenerate Aussie.

>Shadow Minister for Human Services

So the gal is in charge of the dole department, isn't she?

You brits wrote the book on degeneracy m8.

news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/stripper-there-are-many-girls-like-stacey/news-story/1a3889f04eed60898c752f990d0c93d3

>THOUSANDS of Brits flock to Australia every year to enjoy the blazing sunshine and carefree lifestyle.

>But following the harrowing death of backpacker Stacey Tierney, The Sun has exposed the seedy and often dangerous life many of these young women find themselves caught up in during their dream trip.

>Like Stacey, 29, some are cornered into working in seedy sex clubs when their holiday funds run low

>The anti Islam niggress pulled out
fuck, she would have been the only redeeming person on the panel.
>Frydenberg again
do they have this jew on speed dial?

>A VICTORIAN teenager who slapped a stripper on the bottom at his birthday party has been spared a criminal conviction after being found guilty of sexual assault.
>You cant slap strippers on the ass in victoria
weird, all the women in qld love a little love tap on the arse.

>run out of money
>work the poll instead of sucking up your pride and getting a flight home from your parents
you sure these are brits and not gooks?

>Thousands of Brits
>Entire Aussie Population

Which is bigger?

I suppose it's a testament to the motherland when a handful of our population outmatch you at degeneracy. What are Aussies even good at?

I was looking forward to the mad memes from the anti-Islam Sheila, but I guess it's just gonna be another week, same as the last.

>Nader is a masculine given name and surname of Arabic origin

It has been a good past couple of episodes of Q&A.

>what are aussies good at?

Shitposting m8. Do youyou even Sup Forums?

Kelly's the only one who isn't absolutely terrible but that's not saying much. I'm pretty sure he'll cuck to the group.

Paul Kelly is a puffed up neo-liberal cuckservative blow hard.

nah mate, they'll dogpile the lib kike

Save the children are money laundering theives not even kidding, family business and have been investigated and fined by accc

I keep waiting for Q&A to get suicide bombed by an irate muzzie, but it never happens.

That hope is pretty much the only thing that keeps me tuning in.

lol victoria

"Tonight on Q&A, Why the white middle class Australia should shut the fuck up. I'm joined by five other hivemind faggots I found on twitter"

This does not look like a biased panel at all. Bravo ABC!

Weren't they a part of pizzagate?

Why would muzzies attack their allies?

I would say this sounds like the worst line up they've ever had but they already did the all women Q&A like a month ago.

Groupthink circle jerk to ensue.
>digits confirm it

Losing hope every day, lads.

Just put it on a lanyard and keep it around your neck m8.

iktf
my own fault, im fucking useless at getting work done

Cheer up take this rare Cori Bernadi it's good for 1 blowjob in Venezuela

Tried that, some black cunt wrenched it from me and I nearly got myself hanged.

I was more thinking about losing hope in this country. I really have nothing to complain about in my personal life, but I do anyway.

i've lost hope already mate, once my newstart runs out, i'm jumping off a cliff.

I have already lost all hope. There is a sort of calmness that comes over you once you accept that there is nothing you can do and things are out of your hands.

I have to gtfo out of Melbourne, I can't stand the thought of spending the rest of my life here. I'd love to live in rural Vic but the job situation is absolute shit there. What are Perth, Brissy, Adelaide or Hobart like? Or which one is the least like Melb and Sydney?

Adelaide isn't too good at the moment. No jobs and electricity is expensive and unreliable AF.

>Stacey

>electricity
We are like a third world country.

God save the Queen!

what the fuck dropped going to bed lads

All cities are shit, don't even bother.

>implying they reason like normal people.

fug, sorry m80s

nah mate, country's fucked

Muhammad, two jews, a mixed race "abbo", and Paul Kelly.

all good lad

What could possibly go wrong?

Is Mark Latham, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

Why would anyone watch this shit anyway?

How long has this electricity problem been going on for?

Reminder that thieving Sudaniggers are being let off scot-free

heraldsun.com.au/blogs/andrew-bolt/walked-free-after-several-armed-robberies/news-story/02d939dc0d07655dc72be55564d4559d

>inb4 hurr Bolt

There are sources in the article

He speaks our language m8. Vegemite sandwich.

I thought you were joking. Fuck.
news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/rape-revenge-porn-fatshaming-the-allwomen-q-a-panel-delve-deep-ahead-of-international-womens-day/news-story/30ffdcc8ed82c0d914b80119e7ef190e

he's looked into the void, and the void was Melbourne

How do we fix it brehs

>News says house prices have risen quite sharply over the past year
>Treats it like a good thing
>The economy is in such good shape guise
>Investors and people with (((investment properties))) will be pleased
>Oh, and first home buyers might not find a house or something, yeah, oh well

Fuck this gay country with its gay people and its gay "fuck you, got mine" attitude.

What a stuppid faggot, dumb slut, and retarded criminal system.

shit's fucked brah. burn it down and start again

A good two or so years

I unironically watch the Bolt Report every weeknight.
I'm watching it right now.

I am beyond rage. I just feel tired reading all of this now.

I'm just here to tell you people i'm leaving, and i hate you all.

America loves me.

Mate they fuckin voted to turn all the power stations off they're a pack of retards

Howard fucked us with neo-liberalism. Multiculturalism is the greatest lie ever sold.

Aussie Death Squads. Kill anyone that isn't white Australian.

Just quietly start killing cunts

Ayaan was good value last time she was on the panel. from what i remember the qanda was held it melbourne and they had no idea how to react. ever since then lefties on social media have been bashing her pretty hard, siding with the mudslimes and saying that she is a product of "islamophobia and white supremacy". t b h gents is pretty meme worthy

...

Time for some entertainment.

Apparently they are having a real tough time recruiting, I can only image why

youtube.com/watch?v=JUggo3t5tvU&t=

Q&A have had a pretty good tweet guy over the past few weeks, apparently the old one died or something

The fuck. What news were you watching? I saw this on Sky, the headline was something along the lines of 'Sydney's housing market has grown another 20% in the past year, is the treasurer gonna admit there's a housing bubble yet?'

But yep, it's absolutely fucked and will forevermore be fucked because all the institutions with the power to do anything about it benefit from high house prices.

Loans is the only way to squeeze gdp out of some people

This was on Today and 9 local news.

Never thought I'd support a former leader of the Labor party. Strange times.

Loans? I'd call it fucking usury.

yeah i saw the tweets last week. apparently alot of Sup Forumss ones were getting through, which is fantastic. at least the new guy values "diversity of opinion", which the former jerkoff lacked

Victorians are cancer. Actually Melbourne is cancer but when you remove cancer you usually need to remove healthy fleeh as well. Sorry Victoria we need to build wall.

Labor used to be alright, reasonably respectable. Since Gillard and her Greens deal though, Labor have gone absolutely bananas off the PC deep end.

When did you realise nationalism was just a temporary meme from the powers that be for us to protect their land and when the land is protected they forget nationalism and sell off the land to anyone who has currency?

They use our pride against us

This whole country is cancer. Inbreeding has become an actual problem in this fucking country. We are becoming clinically retarded.

It's the weather

Obviously the sensible thing to do here is import lots of these kazakhstani smarties to boost our scores. Diversity saves the day again!

Nationalism is a good thing when those who have power in this country actually care about >us. Nationalism, when the ""leaders"" are self-interested corrupt fuckwits, will always fail.

Its' the taxes cunt.

Thankfully I'm not ethnically Aussie. If centrelink were to suddenly just say fuck you to everyone this place would be just like South Africa in less than a year, and we have all the fresh imports here ready for that to happen

but they dont and its highly likely they never have

sacrifice your fathers grandfathers uncles and yourselves to protect land

sell the land to anyone who's buying

Hobart is comfy as

fucking garbage
the anti-islam woman would have actually been worth watching

Believe you me, that is exactly what is going to happen. We are an extractive economy, and one in which our policies and taxation practices exceed the greed and shortsightedness of anything any western first world nation has ever implemented.

Our politicians trade hundreds of millions in taxable income for the state treasury for a few tens of thousands of dollars in campaign donations.

We are a fucking joke.

God damn i love that i'm marrying an American.

Fuck.

This.

place.

Yeah, it's shit, but that's just what happens when you get an elite class of people subverting the interest of their subjects and puppets. You can say it's the Jews or whatever, but it extends far beyond them.

>Hobart is comfy as

Comfy as what? my couch?

Josh is a faggot

Reckon I might move to Britain once this place goes tits up 2bh. Either there or USA

>this is the face of nationalism in my country

I'm running out of hope.

Is he bad at his Job?

The USA is about to go into lockdown mode. If you wanted to get there, you'd need to do it fast.

Thats why Im sus on nationalism. Until someones demonstrated theyre actually for Australia I consider it manipulative rhetoric

baka.com.au/nsw/how-crowded-is-your-suburb-how-australian-neighbourhoods-compare-to-the-world-20170331-gvaw5g.html

Cheers Sydney is as big a tightly packed shithole as Singapore, NY and France

Still a fair step from New Dehli, maybe we can catch up if we really try to improve our quality of life with diversity of millions of people from the same countries of india and china

Why not Ballarat or Bendigo? What work do you do mate?

Nah it's just the electorate doesn't want him to do his job

Only applies to Kebabs

Im a Sydneysider and Hobart is what I imagine Sydney would have looked like if it hadn't become a dumping ground for immigrants.